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It's Always Been You by Autumdragon reviews
Merlin should've laughed. Should've seen that one coming. It was funny, in some twisted way. Funny that the man he was arse over tits for was with his best friend. Funny that he actually thought that man could turn out to be gay. And what made this whole thing uproariously funny was that even if Arthur could be gay, Merlin actually thought he stood a chance. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Mithian
Once and Future by Kiva Taliana reviews
A new king rides through a village and finds a mother and son somewhat fascinating. The developing relationships might be enough to change the course of the future, as Merlin becomes a prince and Hunith almost a queen. I'm what iffing... again!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 203,677 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Hunith
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 191: sometimes Merlin's magic takes things literally
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 189,170 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Obsessive Freak reviews
Our favourite heroes get more than they bargained for, when an ordinary investigation leads them into a dangerous situation. Kidnappings, murders and criminal organisations... I suck at summaries, don't want to give too much away... A Sherlock/John/Lestrade Fic. Warnings for violence and torture.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,960 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
The Dragon Lord's Son by TheNightFury reviews
AU, when Arthur was born, Ygraine didn't die, and Balinor was named the court sorcerer of Camelot. Shortly after Merlin is born though, Balinor and Hunith are killed, so Uther decides to take Merlin in as his ward.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 155,545 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Race To Love by EssieScrawls reviews
Merlin is in his last year to finish his medical specialism. Arthur is a professional motorcyclist. They meet in the hospital and start dating. Uther doesn't know that his son is gay, how will he react? Also there is a certain something or rather someone of Arthur's past that will try to drive Merlin away. How far will he go? Gwaine is pretty much OOC
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther, Gwaine - Complete
The Prince's Boyfriend by VioletRose136 reviews
Modern AU: A very much 'in the closet' Prince Arthur starts his university life at Georgetown University in the United States. Enter Merlin. SLASH. MerlinxArthur R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,881 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I will come for you by Leda Star reviews
Merlin is kidnapped by a desert prince to be his concubine. Will Arthur be able to save him? Arthur/Merlin little Gwen/Lance. rated M for later chapeters. CHAPTER 21 IS Up!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,088 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Murky Water at Coldridge by SlipperyQuill reviews
Bella's twin, Jasper, convinces her to live as a boy and take his place at the elite Coldridge Academy while he chases his dreams. With ardent hopes of finally joining a swim team, can Bella make it in a boarding school where Edward Cullen rules the water?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,954 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Comfort by Twilightmadness reviews
Bella finds comfort in Charlie's arms R&R.Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight nor any recognizable characters, they all belong to SM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Bella, Charlie S.
I appear to have conjured the spirit of a banker by UselessWreckage reviews
DONE! While getting a little bit tipsy with Freya, Merlin performs a spell to discover the identity of his one true love. He is a bit disappointed. Sure, Arthur is gorgeous, but he is also difficult, grumpy, apparently taken, by a woman at that, and not easily impressed by magic tricks. Here, have some silly modern AU Merthur.(Title is a quote from Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,673 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Family by Syrenmoon reviews
Bella swan is about to find out the identity of her online friend, but what will happen when she discovers that he is the school football captain that she has spent the last 5 months trying to avoid. All human, E/B Em/R J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,913 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Texts, Meetings and Matters of the Literal Heart by Vividpast reviews
SLASH! Modern AU. 'Hi, I'm Merlin. Got your number by scrambling mine. I'm extremely bored. Who are you? ' was the text Arthur received at 3 AM. In which there are not-so-clever retorts, unnecessary angsts and a very cliché plot. What more can you wish for?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
All Aboard! by Haelia reviews
Lestrade and John force Sherlock to take a holiday for his health. But, as usual, not all is as it seems on this tour...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
The Bucket List by TheAvalonian reviews
Arthur Pendragon's perfectly normal, comfortable life is turned upside-down when he meets Merlin, a layabout artist with easy smiles and well-kept secrets. And when Merlin shares with him his list of daily tasks he's set himself for a year, Arthur finds himself sucked into Merlin's strange little game - and might just end up discovering that life can be more than just comfortable.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
The law isn't all it's cracked up to be by WolverineHowl reviews
Arthur is a partner of the law firm Pendragon Family at which Merlin is interning. When Merlin's prowess in the world of law is demonstrated he gets offered a job as Arthur's Personal Assistant. The only way that they seem to stand each others company is when they are away from prying eyes, especially those of Arthur's stepsister Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rock Star by Shawna Nodine reviews
Bella, Rose, and Alice live double lives. One being regular highschoolers. The other being a famous rock band. The kicker? Nobody knows they are one in the same. Follow along as we have all our regular couples and killer laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,931 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
A New Dawn by Angie's Twilight reviews
Edward Cullen and his friends mercilessly bullied Bella until one day she reached her breaking point and fled to Phoenix to live with her mother, Renee, and stepfather, Phil. An unexpected tragedy forces Bella, a completely changed person, to move back to Forks. Edward and the rest claim they're no longer the bullies they once were, but it's easier said than proven.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Bella
Before they were famous by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Summary: Prequel to The Klaine Show. Before they became famous they were just Kurt and Blaine struggling though life. Rated T for safety.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Changed for the Better by Gleeks09 reviews
Rachel doesn't have the caring fathers everyone thinks she has. When Quinn and her mom find out an unlikely frienship forms between the two girls. Shelby will also play a role. Starts after the first season. Please give it a look.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 576,293 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Patter of Tiny Feet on Cold Stone Floors by TheAvalonian reviews
When Guinevere finds that she is unable to bear Arthur a child, Merlin offers her the perfect solution: an ancient spell, which can create a new life out of only the purest of loves. But what happens when it turns out that the love which brought the life in her womb into being isn't actually the love between Arthur and herself? Merlin x Arthur romance, canon era.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,173 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15862 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen's VS Clark's by shortevilpixie reviews
*Re-write of original story* Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker with his family? and WHY is a 14 year old old Ness making out with 19 year old old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom insane. Multiple POVs. Fun filled family humour!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
True Love At The Yule Ball by allthingsmagical reviews
Tired of her son believing a lie rather than facing the truth Ygraine decides to throw a Yule ball and with the help of Merlin's magic, set people up with those who are their soul mate. Arthur who will only believe Gwen is his, gets a big shock when he finds out who his soul mate truly is.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Last Great Warlock by GreyVixen reviews
Au Merlin's sent to Camelot. Uni for humans and prison for magics. King Uther's slowly waging war Merlin's feeling the pressure to fight while also rooming with a prat who's more than he seems. Loyalty now means everything and deciding is the hard part.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,801 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's Always Been You by TwilightHayley reviews
It's going to take a lot more than a snog in the shrubbery to convince the Doctor that he's the one that Amy wants for the rest of her life. AU from the ending of 'The Big Bang.'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,403 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tick of approval by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One shot Modern au - Arthur has a boyfriend that none of his friends of met. Not beucase he is embarassed of him, but becuase his friends have a habbit of scaring off his partners and he would really like to keep Merlin. Arthur/Merlin Romance. Please read and review :)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of course he's a prince by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot -Modern High school au: Merlin was dating Arthur much to the surprise of their classmates. He knew that Arthur was popular and that he was a nobody. He also didn't realise that Arthur was actually the prince. Arthur/Merlin slash. Rated T. Please R&R : Hope you enjoy
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Strangers on a Plane by CandyCane85 reviews
Bella and Edward sit next to each other on a plane and strike up a conversation. Bella exits the plane and airport thinking that she will never see him again. What Bella doesn't know is that Edward is her new boss. What will she do when they meet again? AH, AU, Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and possible future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dating without knowing by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot Modern au: Arthur and Merlin are best friends and have been for years. Now they are dating...to bad nobody clued Merlin in. Merlin/Arthur slash. Rated T for safety : happy reading!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emails from the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
4th and final fic in the Pendragon Institute series. At the museum of medieval art, reactions to Arthur's latest decision range from excitement to shock. Arthur and Merlin head to London to make things official, but will they have any time alone there? AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,372 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Wife Swap with the Cullens by Lillianna08 reviews
Emmett enters Esme for Wife Swap and she swaps places with Ellen Smith, a mum who believes her family to be perfect and grooms her children to become important people in society. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,698 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010
Warning not included by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot-Modern Au: There really should be a warning: Do not mess with Arthur Pendragon's boyfriend. You will regret. If only Cedric had gotten this memo. Established Merlin/Arthur. Rated T. Hope you all enjoy :
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Date a Cullen by darlin.i.love.you reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,811 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010
Five times Sherlock and John are in the closet by likeateddybear reviews
Only John Watson could tell you how weird it was to wake up in an unfamiliar closet with Sherlock Holmes lying on top of you... Series. SMUT - Humour and probably fluffy, as I am addicted to fluff. ENJOY, because I wrote it out of boredom and yey.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Had Any Luck? by DemonicGleam reviews
Colin's new in town, freshly enrolled in the prestigious Pendragon College and lo and behold by some twisted turn of fate he's got himself mixed in with the rather handsome prat, Bradley Pendragon. He's not like any of them, but somehow Colin finds his place in the world. Prat and all. /Crossover Merlin/RL/
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,607 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Boys Are Back In Town by 06shart reviews
Merlin and Arthur have come back to college a couple of days after term started. The Kings are back. However some people seemed to have forgotten who rules Camelot College please read and review. Special thanks to blondetitch for inspirration.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Never Say Never by Kitty O reviews
Things you would never hear the characters say. Never. Not in a thousand years. Except here. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Merlin - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Revenge by mmc13 reviews
Bella and Edward were the perfect couple in high school. but a 2 year age gap sends Edward to college with Bella in high school. there love doesn't last. but what will happen when they are forced to spend summer together after the break up 2 years ago? RR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Friends, Family and Feckin' Idiots! by Tambear reviews
Merlin moves to London and quickly gets drawn into the complex tangle of relationships between his new flat mates and their friends!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,523 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Father's Guilt by Ulura reviews
When Uther killed Balinor he never imagined he would orphan his infant son. The king adopts young Merlin into his family until he realises the child has magic. When merlin returns years later will Uther be able to adopt his son back into his family? AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 77,955 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
A very good morning indeed by Sisseltheman reviews
When Arthur lets Merlin sleep in his bed, he never dreams what the consequences may be. M for man-on-man-lovin' ; Might continue it, probably won't inless anyone asks me too.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
i miss you by writeeofpassage reviews
Sherlock is dead. John knows this. And yet, John can't stop texting him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Round Table Story by Shakespeare's Lady reviews
Being a Knight of the Round Table is a great honor. But in this story, things are not always what they seem. Join your favorite Twilight characters as they discover lies, truths, deception, betrayals and love all in the court of Camelot. AU/AH.
Crossover - Twilight & Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 159,107 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Alice, Jasper - Complete
Variations on a Theme by ImpishTubist reviews
They were permutations of a set, compromised and negotiated; arranged and re-arranged until they found all the ways that fit. Variations on a theme, Sherlock sometimes liked to say. Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Father's Trick by Kitty O reviews
Merlin's accused of sorcery again, and of course Arthur should follow his father's example for cases like this! no real spoilers, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Merlin's Guide to Enjoy Medicine by fanficloverme96 reviews
ONE-SHOT: Merlin convinces Arthur that taking medicine can be enjoyable. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Honey Cakes by seamstress Javert reviews
What happens when Merlin's got cravings and Arthur's got temporary memory loss. Also features the merry band of knights! Mpreg. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
After the Crystal Cave by xxmerthurxx reviews
Set on the Crystal Cave S3 E05 Arthur had heard Merlin using magic when he had been knocked out. This leads to a lot of unexpected events. Spoilers for S3 E5. rated K but might change. SLASH is now featured although it is in small amounts : merthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Accidental Lust Spell by Athyna DaughterofPosiedon reviews
Pretty much what it sounds like. Merlin accidentally casts a lust spell on the castle. Morgana/Gwen Arthur/Merlin Uther/Gaius
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Camelot High Presents by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
an authentic Shakespearan play! Merlin is forced to play Juliet to Arthur's Romeo, Leon is once again in drag, Morgana is evil, and surprisingly terrifyingly so is Gwen...oh and Will is a terribl friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
The Garland Competition by Astiza reviews
Tag to 4x06 - When Arthur is told he has to judge a garland competition, he knows this will be one one of those days. But who has entered the contest and what have they made? - REVISED VERSION ON AO3.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin's Remote by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Harry Potter Experience. Merlin somehow found a Sky HD box and now everyone is fighting over what they want to watch
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Wife Swap Cullen's vs Clarks by shortevilpixie reviews
Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker? And WHY is a fourteen year old Ness making out with nineteen year old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom crazy. Multiple POV's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
The Key to your Heart is in My Pants by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
And then Arthur's hand landed heavy on his shoulder spinning him about and Merlin did the first thing that came to his mind. He shoved the key down the front of his trousers. Set after the wrestling on the floor sans trousers scene in 404.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Annoying Case Of Stop Texting Me, Sherlock by likeateddybear reviews
Sherlock will only reply through texts. John puts up with it, the patient man, but why is he doing it in the first place? Sherlock/John for sure, in this one. I'm a sucker for writing fluff. Oneshot. Forgot I wrote this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sir Merlin, Temporary Knight of Camelot by Astiza reviews
Tag to 4x05 and inspired by an Awkward Moment. Just how did Merlin end up in chain mail?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin A to Z: An I Can Read Fan Fiction by Emachinescat reviews
Parody of an A-Z children's book; the alphabet Merlin style. Poetry, parody, crack. "A is for Arthur, the prince of the prats, B is for Bastet, those big, black, winged cats..." Pure silliness with a hint of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Why You Don't Mess With Merlin by ForIHaveOvercomeTheWorld reviews
Claude is new in Camelot and he doesn't understand that Merlin and Arthur's banter is normal. He wishes to teach Merlin a lesson. Will the other guards stop him in time? Will they have their own story of foolishness to tell? Whump, bromance, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin's Carrier by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
part of the Merlin's Best Friend series. when Merlin collapses during Arthur's speech the three idiots fight over who gets to carry Merlin to Gaius' rooms.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lancelot, Merlin - Complete
Rules and Regulations by Kitty O reviews
LOL along with the whole crew through these sarcastic and witty one-shots. How can Camelot deal with Merlin playing a lyre, Arthur having a teddy bear, or everyone blurting out their secrets? Read and find out. S3 and S1 SPOILERS! NO slash! T for safety.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 84,480 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Merlin Hits The Net by QueenAllan reviews
Merlin and Arthur are trying to keep their relationship secret, but Morgana pushes at every corner and Uther is an internet troll. Merthur on Facebook.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Five Times Rory Saved His Little Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
whether she's Mels or River, whether he's unaware of her true identity or knows, Rory Williams will always save his little girl from whatever threat small or big
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
And the Winners Are by TheAppleofMyEyes reviews
There are two cliques at Forks High School, one has the football jocks and the slutty cheerleaders and the other has the other jocks and the dedicated cheerleaders. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are the heads these two cliques...REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Straight and Strapped by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The More The Merrier! by TwilightsMyPassion reviews
Emmett, Alice and Bella live together. They can't afford rent, and Emmett still needs a job. Either move, or have 3 more renters. They invite 3 more renters and after interviews Edward, Rosalie and Jasper are chosen! Rated M in case, full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,430 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Glee Camping Trip by celaenos reviews
After their loss at Nationals, Mr. Schue decides to take the kids on a camping trip over the summer. Quinn and Santana end up being stuck with Rachel more than once and after initial annoyance, the three end up closer than they would have thought.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
An Odd Conversation by thelonelyotakugirl reviews
"Arthur… I need space…" Merlin said. Arthur looked incredulously at the raven then sighed."Yes, of course." The blonde moved from the couch and deposited himself at the old stuffy arm chair.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bromance is what you make it by LadyFromPoland reviews
Modern!AU Merlin and Arthur are flatmates. One day Arthur has a serious accident. He's in coma. Merlin has to face this situation. He changes his life and slowly becomes aware of his feelings towards his best friend. Warning: SLASH
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
4th of July with the Denali Clan by imatwin247 reviews
The Cullens go on vacation for the holiday. Drama and plenty of LEMONS! : This is the 3rd part to the "Halloween with the Denali Clan" and "New Years Eve." These two stories are together under "Halloween with Denali Clan." Please read and enjoy! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Gaius Saw by MadeOfWin35 reviews
In which Gaius' Eyebrow of Disapproval starts to unnerve Merlin and Arthur acts like he has a mental afflictiton. MERTHUR. Sorry about the bad summary.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My Ward Belongs With His Master! by Yukimi of the darkness reviews
Sequel to My son belongs with his manservant! This time with Gaius as he observes Arlin relatioship!Rated M and charecters are male for a reason, in other words: YAOI Also has Omake inside, and R'n'R, k? .
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Real World: California by sarahandkate reviews
"That's not fair!" Alice says frustratingly. "You cant force people to be in relationships!" . "Alice, welcome to The Real World: California. Welcome to showbiz, baby!" 9 strangers. 1 house. 6 months. Get ready for drama, heartbreak & broken friendships.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,347 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Girl's Can't Fight by TheLadyLeFay reviews
Ten year old Morgana has had enough of Arthur telling her that girl's can't fight. So what's she supposed to do but beg for sword lessons and challenge him to a duel in front of the court? Young Arthur/Morgana with bits of Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
The Photographer by Nykiddo reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, Bella becomes a photographer. What happends when the Cullens show up as her clients?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merlin's Harry Potter Experience by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Crush. Merlin and the three idiots are sent forwards in time and land in Hogwarts. the three idiots argue while using Merlin swears. Merlin is not impressed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Albus D., Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Crush by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Christmas. this is getting ridiculous, now Arthur, Lancelot, and Gwaine are fighting over which one Merlin prefers to shag. ignorng the fact Merlin is straight
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sticky Sheets by Fr333bird reviews
Merlin gets a little bit distracted making Arthur's bed. Contains explicit adult content and slash. Initially PWP but turned into a short story with some flangst along the way, happy ending guaranteed. Merlin/Arthur COMPLETE but may add outtakes
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Home Is Where the TARDIS Is by ShainaNight reviews
Let's just say the Doctor and Amy are bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'married, with children'. Third part in the trilogy begun by Fountain of Youth.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,500 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Uther's Reaction by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
You could say Uther was a little suprised when he saw his son tell the entire nation he was gay. Especially as he'd not told Uther. Add-on piece for 'Call it 'Destiny'. You WILL need to have read 'Call in 'Destiny' to understand this story!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
My son belongs with his manservant! by Yukimi of the darkness reviews
A fic I wrote from Prompt, available in same title in livejournal. Uther ships Arlin which is why he banishes Merlin's other boyfriends. No Lancelot, he's Arthur's boyfriend, No Gawain, you can't flirt with him!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Halloween Party at the Denali Clan's by imatwin247 reviews
The Cullens head up to the Denali clan's place. Do they have a great weekend? Will things go wrong? And most importantly, do things get heated between Bella and Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen Bee of Forks High Senior High School by JuliaCullen.s2 reviews
What happens when a self-proclaimed 'queen bee' by the name of Jessica Stanley tries to squeeze herself into a non-existent space between Edward and Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hiccups by Zrfm reviews
She's gotta' get that goo off.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Merlin's Christmas by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Mother. Artur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who Merlin should spend Christmas with and end up in a compromising situation.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Fr333bird reviews
Merlin innocently bumps into Arthur in a deserted corridor, the collision has unexpected and pleasurable consequences. Contains adult content and slash. Mostly PWP, just for fun! Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin's Mother by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Birthday. the three idiots are driving poor Hunith up the wall with their bickering
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hunith, Arthur - Complete
How to Restore the Balance of Nature by Bundibird reviews
Inspired by Colin and Bradley's Video Diaries. There's a spider in Arthur's bath, and it's up to the Prince to deal with it and restore the balance of nature. Borderline crackfic. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Call it 'Destiny' by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Like It This Way by Kitty O reviews
In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Birthday by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Laundry. Arthur, Lancelot and Gwaine fight over who brought Merlin the best birthday present. Gwaine might possibly just made it the worst birthday ever
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Family Seal by SilverHeart09 reviews
This is why it's important to ensure that your grammar is correct before you ask your son to arrest his servant for stealing your wife's seal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Merlin's Laundry by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Mentor. all the knights of the round table want Merlin to do their laundry, even Leon will stoop to the stupidity of Arthur, Gwaine, and Lancelot!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Mentor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Enemy. Arthur, Lancelot and Gwaine go to Gaius to prove who is the better fighter, instead they bicker over who is the better teacher. Gaius is not happy.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Gaius, Arthur - Complete
Morgause's Academy of Smirking Excellence by DEfy'GRavitY95 reviews
Morgause has come up with her best plan yet to defeat our loveable Merlin... Think you have the face it takes? Apply for Morgause's School of Smirking Excellence and Achievements!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
Heartbreak, Secret Friends, and Stupid Doodles by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Modern uni AU: Merlin has a secret crush on Arthur, who has no idea who he is. When Arthur has a bad break up, Merlin takes it upon himself to cheer him up. Secretly, of course.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,823 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Gleeking Into the Woods by tothevision reviews
The Glee club is forced to go on a camping trip. Established Faberry. With a little bit of Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Livin' on a Prayer by GleeRanger reviews
Sequel to "Teacher". Will and Finn move forward in their relationship. M/M slash. Mature for explicit language and content. This part is all done now! Drama drama drama!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Finn H., Will S. - Complete
Freds cake by yellatthetopofyourlungs reviews
After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,504 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here We Go Again by CrazyGreenEyes44 reviews
Edward didn't return in New Moon and Bella was changed. 20 years later she bumps into the cullens in her new school... Not an instant forgive fic. ExB some Cullen family fluff thrown in. M for later chapters. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,452 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confusing Diagnosis by Tarantallegra13 reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. Things get a little hectic in the Cullen household after a visit to a therapist leaves the girls with personalities different from their own...hilarity abounds! All couples featured. R&R A/J,R/Em, E/B, J/R, C/E Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merlin's Enemy by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Best Friend and Merlin's Virtue. the three idiots - as Merlin now calls them - are fighting over who gets to kill Morgana...amongst other things
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Don't mess with my Facebook by Dracoslittlewhorecrux reviews
Leah is chatting with Jacob and he told her to go to Sam's Facebook profile... What she will discover there? Will she become bitchier than she alredy is?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Christmas at the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Part 3 in the Pendragon Institute series. A 3-shot in which the museum staff celebrates the end of the year. Morgana's mysterious, Uther looms on the horizon, Mordred approaches puberty, and visions of commitment are dancing in Arthur's head. AU slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love is Complicated by HazelEyedShadowhunter reviews
Bella goes to Hogwarts and makes friends and enemies. But what happens when she falls in love with her enemy Draco Malfoy. Then, when Voldemort returns to power and a certain bronze haired vampire comes along who will she choose: Draco or Edward? R&R! OOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,941 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella
Poor Carlisle by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
sequel to poor Charlie. the cullen's and Bella play truth or dare, and Carlisle is now the one that will have to endure there fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cold Spell by mornmeril reviews
Merlin/Arthur slash: Gaius takes on a new apprentice. Arthur's not amused.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Job Interview from Hell by WinterStorrm reviews
On the TV show 'The Apprentice' Merlin is a candidate and Arthur is a boardroom adviser. Will Merlin make it through the twelve weeks without hearing the immortal words, 'You're fired? Is he playing to win the job or Arthur's heart? Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,703 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Virtue by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sort of sequel to Merlin's Best Friend. the three idiots - Arthur, Lanclot and Gwaine - are trying to protect Merlin's innocence from Freya
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Freya, Merlin - Complete
Outside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Sequel to "Inside the Pendragon Institute." Arthur, Assistant Director of the well-known museum of medieval art, plans a summer visit to London with the Institute's newest and most gifted conservator, Merlin Emrys. What could possibly go wrong? AU Merthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,326 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Best Friend by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who has the honour of being Merlin's best friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Teacher by GleeRanger reviews
A story inspired by the song Teacher by George Michael. Rated M for later chapters. Finn finds comfort in his teacher. M/M slash. Don't like don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Finn H., Will S. - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forks Prank Calling: Cullen Style by ForeverAlwaysAlone reviews
The Cullens are bored out of thier minds, so what do they do? They prank call and cause chaos on the poor and unspecting residents of Forks.duh. Funny calls to Mike,Jessica,Tyler,Charlie,Eric,and others. OOC! I've decided to pick this back up. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Newton's a goner by bellapouts reviews
Sequel to Evil Little Prankster. The Cullen's are out to get Mike Newton's big brother Nick who wants to claim Bella for himself. He teams up with Jacob and Jessica to bring down the Cullen's. And so begins an all out prank war...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Uther's Boredom Means Everyone Hates Him by MissWilliamsX reviews
Uther is bored 1 year after the ban on magic was lifted and The Great Dragon has an idea, a kareoke contest though out the kingdom !Oh and by the way there will be slight slash of the merlin arthur varity
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Accusations Fly by WinterStorrm reviews
New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Really Good Pants by MadeOfWin35 reviews
In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Which Twilight Meets Harry Potter by OddOneVeronicaAndKat reviews
Well pure crack based off of a question my friend posted on facebook: "What would happen if Jacob Black and Edward Cullen were stuck in the same room with Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?" well here's your answer! Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Inside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,017 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Swan Boot Camp THE SEQUEL by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
The Cullens and the Swans are back for another summer but this time the rebels are the good guys. Take the whole twilight gang, throw in a new fun warden and some laughs and you have this story. A/H. READ SWAN BOOT CAMP FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Best Friends Forever by IceQueenRia reviews
From age 5, Morgana, Merlin and Arthur were best friends. Each had a bracelet, Morgana's said BEST Merlin's said FRIENDS Arthur's said FOREVER and his was the first bracelet to break. It appeared as though FOREVER was not meant to be. Merlin/Arthur SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,505 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - [Arthur, Merlin] Morgana - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Arthur's Secret by LadyGuhGah reviews
Arthur had a secret. Has a secret. Maybe, he's not sure anymore. But Merlin has been giving him odd looks lately. Sequel to 'A Different Secret' and 'A Different Secret, Too.' Slash, M/A, heavier than the others, fluffier, too.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Different Secret, Too by LadyGuhGah reviews
Now that Arthur knows Merlin's secret, other people want in on it, too. Sequel to: A Different Sequel. You should probably read that before this, unless you're reading solely for the smut-ish stuff. Oneshot, slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Different Secret by LadyGuhGah reviews
Merlin has a different secret, and he's hiding it under his favorite fashion statement. Arthur get's to the bottom of it. ONESHOT, slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Bella, Alice, and Rose the cheerleaders by vampiregurl97 reviews
Forks has finally decided to get a football team and cheer squad... what happens when Alice, Rose, and Bella try out for the team? Lots of drama, funny, and even some lies... T for language! OH AND I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT IT BELONGS TO SM Disclamer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Green Meets Hazel by tuesdaymidnight reviews
When teenager Edward steps onto a subway car, his sights are assaulted by a beautiful hazel-eyed boy. One look into those eyes and Edward falls. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Edward/Seth Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Uthur Vs The Slipper by E.E94 reviews
A force flies through Camelot, people flee the streets in terror,babies cry;even the Great Dragon cowers in fear,is it a sorcerer? No.It is the embodied spirit of thousands of angry BBC viewers. Will Uthur survive unscathed.Probably not. Please R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Uther - Complete
Don't Tell Merlin's Mum or Arthur's Dad by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Sequel to "The Prat's in Love." Uther invites eligible ladies to a banquet for Arthur's perusal; Merlin's mother arrives in Camelot on a visit. Ignorance is bliss--for the parents anyway. Merthur slash. Chapters 1 thru 5, plus Epilogue. R & R plz.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Wives' Tales by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Arthur goes 'Oh noes, my rep,' and Merlin goes 'Oh noes, my virtue,' and Gwen goes, 'Oh noes, my big mouth,' and Morgana plots evil plots.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The ebay Obsession by Completely Dipendente reviews
What happens when Rosalie discovers the wonder that is...e-bay. Oh yes, I really did write a one-shot about that :P. Please review. x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Big Brother Twilight by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and her big brother Emmett go into the Big Brother house. There they meet the other twilight characters. Fun and games from there on! Edward/Bella Emmett/Rosalie Alice/Jasper Soon to be adopted by EdwardCullen'sSexyCrookedSmile !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Twilight meets Harry Potter? by SnapeLikesMyPatronus reviews
As the title says. xD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taboo: An It Girl novel by may it be forever reviews
Just how horny is Heath Ferro, Brandon's sick of his dirty room. Only one thing to do..Clean pretty much mindless smut
It Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Brandon, Heath - Complete
Cullen Camp by Callmecrazy17 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go away to camp for a few weeks, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wrong. Pranks and "accidents" galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It’s Not A Déjàvu, It’s The Time Warp by Pforte reviews
Merlin/HarryPotter/Torchwood meta crossover. What can popular slash pairings do to cope with fandom clichés? They found a self-help group and discuss their woes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Evil Little Prankster by bellapouts reviews
The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage Is What You Make It by writteninhaste reviews
High School AU. They say happiness in marriage is purely chance - that it can occur, if you're married to someone good. But what happens when your marriage is the result of a school project and you didn't get a say in choosing your spouse? A/M. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Armed with a Camcorder by cullen-style reviews
Bella whines to Edward about being left at home for the weekend while he hunts. Curious, he leaves with her a camcorder and instructions to film everything that happens so he can review it when he returns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Exciting Adventure Under the Table by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
I've added the next chapter after lovely positive feedback. Enjoy! Any ideas for a third chapter are welcome!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Kingston Prep by twilightfan007 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose start going to Kingston Prep, your average boarding school. But when Bella gets there, she falls in love, has boys start a fight over her, and helps to pull off a few pranks of the century - and school hasn't even started yet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Rankled by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
After Alice has a vision of Rose and Edward kissing, Bella stays almost inseparable with Edward. When she witnesses them kissing, she won’t listen to anyone and their reasoning, everyone except Emmett…plz review BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Little Things That Kill by Crumpet of the Sea reviews
Broken water pipes lead to fist fights and angry dry humping. Somewhat violent. Language. RD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete