Something about me:

Hi,

I don't know how you stumbled onto my profile cause I haven't written anything :)

But because you found me I'll tell you something about me:

Actually I don't really feel like talking about myself

Here are some quotes I found years ago and don't feel like removing because that's too much of a bother

smile. it confuses people.

I didn't read your mind. I read your facebook status.

I don't only fall down stairs, I fall up them too. Now THAT takes talent!

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Guys don't fall for me. I just trip them.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Copy & Paste

If you run into walls on a daily basis copy and paste this to you profile

If you can't make it through the day without tripping on a flat surface over nothing but your own feet copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, and maybe you actually have smacked yourself while thinking about them, then copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, and have considered pushing them in front of one, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on ur profile.

If sometimes, you just plain out DON'T MAKE SENSE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If sometimes not even you understand yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"