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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Mae Govannen! Random Info you didn't wanna know about me:~My main obsession is LotR ~My secondary obsessions are Matrix and POTC ~The person I will stalk is Orlando Bloom ~Johnny Depp is old enough to be my father, and he looks like FencingBabe7's friend's mom ~I'm 53.7% freak ~My favorite TV shows are Friends, Scrubs, Will and Grace, and ER, but American Idol and My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee are some damn good reality shows! ~My favorite manga is Escaflowne and the first Fushigi Yuugi ~I enjoy drawing ~I post really bad fantasy art on the link above ~I ENJOY it when you review my fanfics, and comment on my crappy artwork ~I'm FRIENDS with FencingBabe7, the formal Highelf of my username. ~High Elf is no longer writing under this pen name. All her stories are going to be put under the pen name FencingBabe7 so check it out if you like her stories. ~AND I HAVE MUSES AND THEY TRIED TO KILL ME! ~LODOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~All the mangas I have read are: *clears throat* |
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Love and smoochies, Return to Sender, and more by incurelf reviews
A collection of letters written by various people in ME. Aragorn & Arwen, Gimli & Gloin, etc. Chapter 14 is up...presenting the DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY OF GONDOR...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 2/21/2003
Willow by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
Will Turner has not seen his wife Elizabeth in ten years, not since they separated. Now, he is summoned by her father to partake in a quest to find something very precious to him... Elizabeth, and her daughter, Willow... THE LAST CHAPTER!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
Babes in the MirkWood by alleymap reviews
Four drunken hormonally charged female university students fall into Middle Earth...a genre that's been done to death, but its been done again involving alcohol....Ra! Read, hopefully laugh and review please! PG for some very bad language&it gets worse!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Harry Potter and the Army of Mary-Sues by Mandy Brocklehurst reviews
Harry Potter wakes one morning to find the wizarding world very different. Snape has washed his hair, Hermione is ripping books, and suddenly Malfoy isn't so evil. Who is behind the acts of insanity? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Harry P.
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A Modern MiddleEarth reviews
A LOT of time passed while Bilbo was in the mountains...They now live in a modern world quite similar to ours today...but Frodo still has to destroy the Ring!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
Of Broken Sails and Broken Hearts reviews
After the first movie ends. Tells what happens with the characters...and how they die. AND PLEASE DONT KILL ME FOR MAKIN COMMODORE A SEEMINGLY HEARTLESS PERSON! HE HAPPENS TO BE SUFFERING FROM AN UNKNOWN STAB WOUND TO THE BACK...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Samwise Goes to School reviews
Sam goes to school, doesn't kill anyone (WOW!) and eats. BY DARK
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Samwise G.
Legolas at School reviews
Legolas is in my classes, and gets in trouble. BY DARK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Legolas
Insanity reviews
Gandalf, Aragorn, Merry, Pippen, Legolas, and Gimli are somehow brought into our world and go around with several school girls and commit all sorts of crimes. BY DARK
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003