Greetings And Salutations,

My Name Is NOT the Fat Lantern, But It IS one of my accepted nicknames, so on that note pleased to meet you.

A Brief Description of me, or more accurately What I Read, Watch, Live, Love

Most of that which I read on Fanfiction. net and also Archive Of Our Own and other sites of this nature is about thieves, I love thieves, Theft, Stealing, Larceny, Impersonation, Forgery, Cons, Swindles, Chases, Escapes, all of those wonderful things and they are reflected in my Favorite Fandoms and Characters therein. Additionally, I Enjoy Relationships that to me embody Contradiction, People who are perfect for each other but CANNOT stand each other, so much of love follows this pattern so I can't help but enjoy it, Also it is fun to watch people flounder around oblivious to it, excellent comic relief. Beyond that... Not much To say about me, I have an Intense Dislike for the Rules Of Grammar, A love of the Theatrical, I am actually fat, so before anyone asks... Yeah. Also I don't Write, at least ever before if I should so ever feel the need to write though I would hope that I can do the tale I wish to tell some justice.

Fandoms (I don't Read Fiction From All Of These But these are what I Like Watching)

Anime/Cartoon

Detective Conan/Magic Kaitou

Outlaw Star

Lupin The 3rd (The First Anime I ever Loved, Still My Favorite)

Avatar The Last Airbender

Teen Titans

Chrono Crusade

Rurouni Kenshin

Cowboy Bebop

Death Note

Yu Yu Hakusho

T.V.

Leverage

White Collar

Hustle

Burn Notice

House

Chuck

Sherlock

Dr. Who

Star Trek - TNG

Eureka

Books

Dirk Gently

Artemis Fowl

Heist Society