Hoi! My name is MagicPigPerson. I am a British girl, still in Secondary School, who suffers from OCD and occasionally Insomnia (Though tbh that's probably because I've played too much FNaF and I own a desk fan... yeah that's probably it.)

So, you somehow made it to the mistake that is my Profile. Good for you!

My Ships

-Danley (Now You See Me)

-Bonnica (Five Night's At Freddy's)

-Johnlock (Sherlock :b I'm British please don't judge)

-Thomesa (The Maze Runner)

-Darkstache (Markiplier TV)

That's it :b. I'll probably add more to the ship list as I discover more ways to ruin my life.

These are the FF's I'll write about:

-Now You See Me

-Five Night's At Freddy's (Again, please don't judge)

-Slender

-Sherlock

-Harry Potter

-The Hunger Games

-The Maze Runner

-Outlast (possibly)

Now to list things that I like:

-All of the above

-Undertale

-Until Dawn (Also known as Butterfly Effect: The Game)

-Monstercat (Pegboard Nerds in particular)

-Scratch

-Coding

-Writing

-Graphs (I'm weird)

-Microsoft PowerPoint (read the above brackets)

-Mythbusters

-Dan and Phil

-Markiplier

-Did I already say Monstercat?

-FNaF theorizing

-And anything else that involves Murder/Magic :D

You can find me elsewhere on the travesty/best human creation for Anti-Socialists that is know as the Internet by the profile names down there!

MagicPigPerson - Scratch Profile

ActualMagicPigPerson - Roblox

MagicPigPerson - Tumblr

MagicPigPerson - SoundCloud

MagicPigPerson - Steam

MagicPigPerson - FictionPress

OC list:

Name: Willow Nightshade

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Description: Very tall, pale skin, bright blue eyes, medium black hair. Usually wears a hoodie with jeans. Almost always seen with a pack of playing cards in her hands, performing illusions.

Weapon: Sword

Behavior: Is usually mysterious, but a bit more open to those she is close to. If pushed too far, will lose her temper. Can be very sarcastic/witty when she wants to be.

Family/Friends on the OC list: Jerome Nightshade - Brother.

Occupation: Tribute in the 71st Hunger Games, from District 12, currently in the Capitol.

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Name: Jerome Nightshade

Gender: Male

Age: 15

Description: Very short, pale skin, bright blue eyes, short brown hair. Usually wears a T-shirt with jogging bottoms. A-class pick-pocket.

Weapon: Axe

Behavior: Funny, kind and caring, but can lose his temper if pushed over the edge.

Family/Friends on the OC list: Willow Nightshade - Sister

Occupation: Tribute in the 71st Hunger Games, from District 12, currently in the Capitol.

Favorite Quotes:

"So, come close, get all over me. Because the closer you look, the less you'll actually see." - J. Daniel Atlas, Now You See Me

"What do I want? I want you to spend the rest of your life in this cell, staring at four walls and wondering how you missed it. How you could be so blinded by your ego that you convinced yourself that you were one step ahead when you were always two steps behind." Dylan Shrike, Now You See Me

"Um, hello? Well, if you're hearing this, you've made a very POOR career choice..." - Phone Guy, Five Nights at Freddy's

"Can you hear me? I'm sorry. You're broken. We are still your friends. Do you still believe that?" - Animatronic Teddies, Five Nights at Freddy's

"Take care of yourself, kid. 'Cause someone really cares about you." - Sans, Undertale

"Everything in our world is significant. It all depends on your point of view" - 021 - Perspective, Monstercat

"I had a row in a shop. With a chip and pin machine." - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

"Brilliant. Four serial suicides and now a note. It's Christmas." - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

"The doctor told me once that if you showed a caveman our technology, he would think it was magic. And that if you showed modern man our magic, he would think it was technology." - Random Insane Guy, Outlast

"To the well organised mind, death is but the next greatest adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"She could have an army of phycho ninja girls hiding in that shack of hers." - Minho, The Death Cure

"Tell the person next to you that they look nice today. If you're alone, tell yourself." - Markiplier, YouTube

"Look at you. You just killed a placemat." - Haymitch Abernathy, The Hunger Games

"Remember kids: the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"I don't think our Death Ray is working. I'm standing right in front of it, and I'm not dead yet." - Jamie Hyneman, Mythbusters

What if you had a movie...?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits: Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk

So I got drunk before the movie even started. This got off to a great beginning.

Waking up: Snails & Pegboard Nerds – Deep in the Night (Barely Alive Remix)

So I wake up in the middle of the night and I have the eyes of a murderer who can find anyone. Logic, people.

First day of school: Pegboard Nerds - Melodymania

Just one more round on Mario Kart, mother, and I’ll- oh God, I’m late…

Falling in love: TryHardNinja – It’s Me

I think I forced my lover into liking me by blackmailing her with death and being stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit… yeah, that sounds like me.

Fight song: Tristam & Braken - Flight

To be fair on my part, it is an EPIC song.

Breaking up: Stonebank – Droppin’ Low

He obviously took all my hard-earned money, then. The higher your wages, the harder you fall.

Prom: Dirty Audio & Max Styler - Rollercoaster

There was a rollercoaster at the prom? When is this going to happen in real life?

Life is just ok: Pegboard Nerds & Quiet Disorder – Go Berserk

Yep, life is fine, don’t mind me whilst my mental state deteriorates rapidly.

Mental breakdown: Excision & Pegboard Nerds – Bring the Madness (feat. Mayor Apeshit)

When in doubt, blame the government, the Illuminati and dead presidents. Let’s take back the atlas with gnashing T-Rex’s that have covert tactics!

Driving: AC/DC – Highway to Hell

That actually works quite well. Satan, I’m coming!

Flashback: Pegboard Nerds - Blackout

I think I passed out at some point during my flashback. Either that or I lost my Wi-Fi signal half way through it. Both are pretty bad.

Getting Back Together: Tristam – Frame of Mind

I’ll tolerate you, but I won’t love you until you give me back all of that wonga that you stole from me when we broke up.

Wedding: Pegboard Nerds – Emoji VIP

Wow. He obviously gave me back the cash and now I’m all emotional about it.

Birth of Child: Olly Murs – Wrapped Up (feat. Travie McCoy)

I think this time my lover blackmailed me.

Final Battle: Tristam & Pegboard Nerds - Razor Sharp

You see this kinfe? It’s Razor Sharp, b*!

Death Scene: Tokyo Machine - Fight

Just the name alone is appropiate.

Funeral Song: Muzzy - Spectrum

Let the shadows fade away, and come with me to heaven!

End Credits: Darren Styles - Us Against the World

shouts at top of voice* WE WERE THE THUNDER AND THE LIGHTNING!

What have we learned by doing this? That I am Monstercat trash? Check. That I would be at home in 2014? Check. That I love my Wi-Fi and blackmailing people and potentially murdering them? Check and double check. All in all, this move would be a disaster.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) chocolate.writing.perfection (USA) TheGod'sQuill(USA) Morro the Master of Wind (Canada) 66samvr (Canada), MagicPigPerson (England)