TylerDakotaIzzy
 Author has written 2 stories for Total Drama series. Name: Tweek (after the South Park character. And yes, it is a nickname.) Age: : 16! Location: America, fuck yeah! And about an hour and 45 minutes from Universal Studios Orlando. Yippee! :P Sexuality: Asexual. Don't ask. (But if Daniel Tosh wanted to date me, I wouldn't say no.) Religion: Lutheran, and proud of it! Sometimes I tell people I'm Jewish, because Dustin Hoffman is the best actor EVER! Aspergers-inflicted. I'm sarcastic and funny I'm in an Asperger's program in the 11th grade. I think I'm pretty much one of the most normal ones. Doesn't change the fact I don't have friends though. I was formerly known as TweekButters but I'm kind of over South Park. Still love it though. My favorite shows (and favorite couples are): Total Drama (DuncanxCourtney, even though I hate Duncan now), Victorious (CatxTori), South Park (Kyman) My Top 8 Movies: 1.Brokeback Mountain 2.The Dark Knight 3.The Blues Brothers 4.Rock of Ages 5.South Park:Bigger Longer and Uncut 6.Hop 7.Get Him To The Greek 8.A Night At The Roxbury Just to note, before legions of fangirls hate me, I'm not one of those crazy DxC fans. I just like the couple. And I don't hate the concept of DxG, I just hate the way it was put together. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. My Top 15 Total Drama Characters 1. Tyler 2. Courtney 3. Lindsay 4. Izzy 5. Noah 6. Bridgette 7. Sierra 8. DJ 9. Trent 10. Owen 11. Heather 12. Ezekiel 13. Geoff 14. Cody 15. Alejandro New ROTI Cast Top 10 1. Dakota 2. Zoey 3. Jo 4. Brick 5. Sam 6. Lighting 7. Anne Maria 8. Dawn 9. Mike 10. B (I don't know if we're still adding Silent in front of that) I decided to try this thing. 1. Tyler 2. Courtney 3. Lindsay 4. Izzy 5. Noah 6. Bridgette 7. Sierra 8. DJ 9. Trent 10. Owen 11. Heather 12. Ezekiel 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nope 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? She's cute, but I don't think she's hot. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? What? That's not possible. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Sometimes. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? They're my favorite yuri couple, so I think so. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Oh God, I like them both, but I'm going with Noah/Owen because Noah/Trent have only talked to each other, like, once. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? "Where's my camera? I need to film this for my blog!" 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Lindsay and Owen have tons in common. They're both blonde, dumb, and just got dumped. But they can help each other get over it. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I don't think so. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. The Redneck Poser and The Stalker Who Love's Him 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? "Where Is The Love?"- Black Eyed Peas 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: This is incredibly random and weird. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I think a couple days ago. I need to catch up on my Noah fanfiction. 14. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2). Tyler and DJ are in a happy relationship until Noah runs off with Izzy. Tyler, broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Heather and a brief, unhappy affair with Ezekiel, then follws the wise advice of Lindsay and finds true love with Courtney. What title would you give this fic? Dude, What? 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Meh. 16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Izzy is psycho. She wants Tyler. He's okay with that. That was totally bad. 17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No friends list. 18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Great Alexander the Great! 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on one? You gonna eat that? 20) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? They'll be wanted by the RCMP by the end of the night. 21) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Noah says no. The end. 22) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Bridgette. First, Tyler's a dude. Second, I think Bridgette's house would be more calmer. 23) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? He'd shrug and get something to eat. 24) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? DJ goes home to Mama and cries. 25) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Courtney, because Owen's to incompetent, and Sierra would like Izzy to much to hurt her. Courtney would then sue Izzy and give me money! Yay! Everyone wins! 26) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? The show gets canceled ,due to Tyler's total incompetence. 27) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? Trent because his name is most similar to Tyler's. 28) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Nothing, because Noah doesn't give two shits. Sorry Courtney. 29) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? Both, duh. 30) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Because they're dating and Owen knows that Izzy likes crazy things. 31) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Lindsay takes the abuse, because she's dumb and doesn't know what's going on. 32) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? DJ gets upset. He thought everyone liked him! 33) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Bridgette Sierra DJ. Or because she's a crazy stalker. 34) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? "And everybody had a huge feast, so they all lived happily ever after!" Cue confused children. 35) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? He was sprinting to the wedding, and he tripped. 36) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Trent drunk-calls Gwen and Noah crashes out in 2 seconds. 37) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? It goes well except that Izzy scares all the animals. They get DJ a group hug, which he loves. 38) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? The fact that I gave up Total Drama for Lent. It's over dudes, stop complaining. 39) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? She sues Trent and gets him arrested for murder. 40) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1? Bridgette saves Tyler, because she cares to much. Way to put the two clumsiest people in mortal danger, BTW. 41) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? "I'm here little buddy!" 42) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? The kids regress so back in intelligence, they have to be put down. "Oopsies!" says Lindsay. 43) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? He joins in. 44) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? :O 45) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? If there's no drugging poison in there, then yes. 46) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? DJ cooks something up for them, using the natural herbs. Noah hates it and decides to go hungry. 47) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do? DJ screams and run, and Noah sarcastically comments on him so much, that Barney leaves. Brick and Jo are my new favorite OTP. I wish they hooked up. Go ahead and read my terrible story! I'll try to add better ones later, but being a sophmore and no Internet for 6 months has seriously affected my writing. Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. |
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