Hi, guys! I'm Eliza Pond. At least, for the purposes of this, I'm Eliza Pond. It's not my real name.

I'm a somewhat depressed teenager. According to the SAT, I'm smart, but I'm not so sure. I love music. It's saved my life on multiple occasions, whether I'm playing, writing, listening. Long live the Black Parade!! My Chemical Romance 2001-2013. KILLJOYS FOREVER!

I absolutely adore George DeValier's work. Hetalia yaoi fans (USUK, GerIta, SpaMano, PruAus, Commielove, FrAnada) must read his writing. He got me into Hetalia yaoi XD

I write for Hetalia, mostly, but also for Death Note and maybe a little Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler in the future. I have been introduced to the universe of Doctor Who--not really introduced to, more like pushed into forcibly--and enjoy the few episodes I've seen. Expect some fanfiction in the future. I also like Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean, though I don't have any projects going right now. I have a Titanic fic that may or may not ever be published.

I don't write explicit lemon, but I don't see anything wrong with extreme implication. Some of my stories may be rated M. This would be for much cursing, heavy angst, character death, or aforementioned extreme implication.

MY PAIRINGS!!!!!!

SpaMano--Hetalia. Quite possibly my current OTP. I'm in kind of a SpaMano phase. They're just too cute!!! I'm writing some oneshots in a variety of universes for them, which will be published together according to universe. They'll just be relatively plotless pieces of their lives that don't interconnect a lot. Expect fluff, angst, and more.

GerIta--Hetalia. In terms of Hetalia, GerIta is a close second. It's adorable. I very much like it. Especially when crossed with SpaMano. . . hint, hint.

Mello x Matt--Death Note. Yes, in that order. I love them. My other account has a ton of MxM stuff, but I may not be churning out as much.

USUK--Hetalia. I get crap from some of my friends about loving this pairing, but I still think it's sweet. I only write human AU for USUK, because of the whole brothers problem.

Ciel/Alois--Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. I like it. That's all I can say.

Harry/Hermione--Harry Potter. I don't like Ron. Ginny, either, for what it's worth. I have nothing against gingers, but I don't like either of them personally. Harry and Hermione would have worked.

Captain Jack Sparrow (I could never forget the Captain) x OC--POTC. I'd like to write something of the sort, but have a terrible fear of Mary Sue characters.

Will/Elizabeth--POTC. It's canon. They're both pretty. 'Nuff said.

Jack/Rose--Titanic. I'd love a happy ending for them.

YAYUH! I may be forgetting some, but please don't be alarmed.

PERSONAL CRAP THAT YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ. DO NOT BE OFFENDED.

I believe in gay rights.

I am not Christian.

I don't think that a domestic partnership/civil union is "as good as" marriage. If it's as good as marriage, why can't it be called marriage. It's obviously inferior in some way, if you can't call it marriage.
Hey, Dad, you think a domestic partnership is as good as marriage, right? Well, you and Mom are now in a domestic partnership. How does that sound?
If I'm in a serious, committed relationship of a marriage level at any point in my life (I don't plan on it, but who knows, it may happen), and if I'm living in a country that offers domestic partnerships or civil unions, I'm going to get one instead of a marriage, regardless of the gender of my significant other. Just to make a point. But I'm moving to Canada anyway, so yeah... yay for civil rights!

I don't like the overkill "political correctness" of the United States. My friend was called racist for saying "that black guy over there, sorry, I don't know his name." Is that implying that someone can't be pointed out by their race, a defining physical feature, because it must be a bad thing if they're black? I was told "you're white, you wouldn't get it," but if I said "you're black, you wouldn't get it," I would be reported for hate speech. That is, in itself, racism, because it's assuming that "white" can be used in a neutral manner, but "black" would only be used negatively. Hm? I don't see the problem with pointing someone out by a physical feature. It's not offensive to say "that tall girl over there," is it? Race is only a physical feature. If you're so determined to make race not matter, why don't you let people treat it as just another physical feature?

Thank you for your time.

Love, razor blades, and crappy poetry,

Eliza Pond