Hey! Welcome, uhm... What am I supposed to say? I guess...I forgot... Yeah, like an old woman... Ehm, I'm Ginny and my age is somewhere between 12 and 18... I'm not eighteen thougt! I'm not that old... In some years I will... MANY years though...But not that many...Argh, told you too much already! One more thing: I'm really, really WEIRD... Duh! Sorry, that was totally random...

Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ginevra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Ginizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Light blue cat

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Green watermelon juice

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Illlgo (OMGs 3 ls?)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Zoe

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Watermelon math test (Weird)

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Silver hook

9. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first:

PJO...

-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all)
-Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne
-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it
-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant
-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail
-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary
-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again
-When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed
-You refuse to lie down on a waterbed
-You ask surfers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon
-You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies

-When you see a horse you try to talk to it...

-You read the PJO books slowly so you don't finish them

-You know more about PJO than most sane people

-You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

-You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things
-You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list
-You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO
-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night
-You think this list could go on into infinity

... And the banal poem that every PJO fan got on their profile...

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go...

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copy/paste this on your page if you agree! (I guess you don't)

Quotes:

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." ... I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

-The Titan's Curse

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped OVER a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I do agree with that... I did all the things above...

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! I really, really do!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.( well, sometimes...)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own and/or have owned an X-Box

Played with Hot wheels cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL:4 (I'm starting to get worried)

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PROPHECIES, which I always forget...
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

"I'm so cool I wanna date myself, but I can't figure out how! You wanna date me instead?"
-Leo Valdez, Lost Hero

Piper gripped his hand and followed him. "If I fall, you're catching me."
"Uh, sure." Jason hoped he wasn't blushing.
Leo stepped out next. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ain't holding your hand."
-The Lost Hero

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you don't care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. (Haha, Apollo)

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
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Random quiz:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'By the time I was throught, there were tears in my eyes.'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The end of my bed.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

iCarly.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:19 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mum trying to speak chinese.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, I was going to my friend's house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My e-mails.

9. What are you wearing?

A long-sleeve t-shirt and jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my brother and I were trying to catch my hamster.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a waste of time

15. What is the last film you saw?

Spiderman 3.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A book-store!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

One of my friends is in love with Leo Valdez.

18. If you could change one thing about the world what would you do?

I would stop all the wars.

19. Do you like to dance?

...Next question?

20. George Bush:

Uh?

List twelve of your favorite characters from Percy Jackson & the Olympians, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Zoe Nightshade

2. Percy Jackson

3. Leo Valdez

4. Nico Di Angelo

5. Bianca Di Angelo

6. Annabeth Chase

7. Hazel Levesque

8. Artemis

9. Poseidon

10. Thalia Grace

11. Piper McLean

12.Rachel Elizabeth Dare

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope and I'm not interested to read it.

Do you think Four is cool?

Yeah

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I don't actually read fanfics about Poseidon

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh, randomly Percabeth came out! Seriously, it's so weird! Maybe I have some powers!!

Yes, good couple!

Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten?

Five and Nine, Bianca and Poseidon.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Hazel walked into Percy and Rachel kissing she would go to call Annabeth.

Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

'You punched me and you comfort me'

Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Oh... Someone called Tricksk8er does...

Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I have NO idea!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nah!

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know many songs! (Next question?)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Becareful, this isn't a happy ending story...

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Two months ago? Three?

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Zoe Nightshade and Hazel Levesque are in a happy relationship until Hazel dumps Zoe (go Hazel!) for Poseidon (OMG). Zoe, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Piper McLean (Gross), has an unhappy breakup with Rachel Elizabeth Dare, then follows the wise advice of Bianca Di Angelo (Does she speak with ghosts?) and finds true love with Leo Valdez.

17) What title would you give this fic?

WEIRD COUPLES!!!!

ZEUS

()You like being in charge.
(x)You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
()You were voted Class President.
()You do what’s best for everyone
()You think you have what it takes to run for President.
()You think every problem has a solution.
()You love showing off.
()You like plane rides
()You are hydrophobiac

1/10

POSEIDON

()You feel at home in the water.
(x)Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
(x)You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
(x)You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
()You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
()You swim professionally.
()You hate seafood.
(x)You never get seasick.
(x)You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
()You are acrophobiac

5/10

HADES

(x)You’re not that much of a people person.
()You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
()You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
()You like listening to loud, angry music.
(x)You spend most of your time alone.
(x)You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
(x)You like to keep to yourself.
()All your closets are padlocked.
()You write in diary/journal.
()You feel most active at night.

4/10

DEMETER

(x)You own a garden.
()You like the great outdoors.
()You have a green thumb.
()You’re an environmentalist.
(x)You have a special connection with animals.
()()You’re a vegetarian.
()You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
()You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
()You love going to flower shops
()You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

()You often start fights.
()You’re a very aggressive type of person.
()You like watching wrestling.
()You’re competitive.
()You like reading about war.
()You have anger management.
()You never back away from a fight.
()Everyone does what you say.
()You don’t always think before you do something.

0/10

ATHENA

(x)You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
(x)You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
(x)Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
()You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
()You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
()You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
()You think it would be better if you were the President.
(x)You have a huge shelf of books at home.
()You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

()You’re very creative and artistic.
(x)You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
(x)You always feel sunny and optimistic.
()You are talented at drawing.
()You like writing poetry.
()You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
()You like going to art museums.
()You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
()You have straight As in Art on your report card.
()Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

(x)You dislike boys in general.
()A deer is one of your favorite animals
(x)You can shoot targets
(x)You like silver.
(x)You like the moon better than the sun
(x)Zoe Nightshade is awesome
(x)You love wild animals
()You spend most of your time outdoors.
()You love to move around the place
(x)Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

()You have a way with tools.
()You build awesome things during your free time
()You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
()Metalworking is your forte
()You have your own toolbox.
()You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
()You’re a techie.
()You often have carpentry projects.
()You dream of being a carpenter.
()You aren’t afraid of fire

0/10

APHRODITE

()Every guy/girl swoons for you.

()You like putting on makeup

()You naturally smell good.
()You never experience a bad hair day.
()Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
()You’re always at the front of every trend.
()You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
()You’re often invited to parties.
()Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me."

0/10

HERMES

()You like pickpocketing your friends.
()You’re a prankster.
()You’re a speed demon
()You consider yourself restless.
()You’re the best speaker in the class.
()You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
()You’re inventive and resourceful.
()You often start arguments.
()You’ve never lost a debate.
()You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

0/10

DIONYSUS

()You’re the life of the party.
()You like wine.
()You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
()You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
()You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
()You’re a foodie.
()You like going to social events and mingling with people.
()You like trying out new food.
()You feel that you’re abundant in life.
()You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE

(x)Being called 'crazy' is a compliment You like magic
(x)You like Harry Potter
()You're bold
()You hate when people think you're the bad guy
(x)You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
(x)You couldn't care less about fashion
()Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
(x)You like being different from everybody else
(x)You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

6/10

Hunter of Artemis...

This is the Stupid Test. Put a * in the boxes of the things that relate to you. Then add up how many stars you got for the total.

X Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
X Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
X You have ran into a tree.
X You didn’t know it’s not possible to lick your own elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
X You just tried to sing them.
X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.
XYou have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
X You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
X You just looked at it.
] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
X People have called you slow.
] You have accidentally caught something on fire
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
] You have caught yourself drooling.
] You’ve fallen asleep in class
X Sometimes you just stop thinking
X You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
X People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
X You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
X You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
X You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
] Your friends know not to use big words around you
X You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
X You have fallen out of your chair before
Total = 26! OMG

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

IT WORKS!!!!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan)
Q1: If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Well... In my cabin.
Q2: Which PJO Character Would You Date?

I DON't DATE!

Q3: Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Leo Valdez!

Q4: Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Mars, not Ares, Mars.

Q5: Your Favorite PJO book?
The lighting thief.

Q6: Your Favorite PJO Character?
Many people, believe me...

Q7: Favorite God or Goddess?

Artemis

: Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

I say "about time"

Q9: You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
I guess Thalia.

Q10: You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island . . . who got stranded with you?
PJO character? Annabeth

Q11: Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
What do you mean?

Q12: Favorite PJO Pairing?
No idea...

Q13: You and the Big Three are on Olympus . . . . ????
I think I would run away...

Q14: If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Reading

Q15: Favorite PJO Quote?
'I wanna date myself but I can't figure out how" Leo Valdez

Q16: Favorite Percy Moment?
Many!

Q17: Favorite Nico Moment?
"Did [Percy] fight a lot with Thalia since she's a daughter of Zeus? . . . If Annabeth's mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? . . . Was Annabeth [Percy's] girlfriend?"

Q18: Favorite god or goddess Moment?
BOOH...

Q19: Favorite Grover Moment?
"Burrito fight!!!"

Q20: Favorite Random Moment?
: THE DAM SNACK BAR. IS. THE. FUNNIEST. THING. I. HAVE. EVER. READ.

"How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub." -Charon and Percy

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!" -Blackjack and Mr. D

"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one." -Percy Jackson

"Can't we just call them evil storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."-Leo Valdez

"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Canadians," Percy said.
Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?"
"Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada."
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg350

Random Jokes... If you are blonde, DON'T READ...

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.

"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.

The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

Still reading stalker? You ARE a stalker if you are... Get on with your reading 'cause this is gonna take a loooong time...

Another game...

QUESTIONS:

1. Write down the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down. (don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose: Red: You're alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose... California:You like adventure Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose... Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

If you copy/ paste this in your profile the wish will become true before your birthday next year!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN...

-You are completely convinced your math teacher is a fury
-You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis
-You blame Poseidon for bad weather
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses
-You burn food to see if it smells good
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-You’re in a swimming race and you pray and sacrifice to Poseidon
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo
-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood
-You’re in the air and hope Zeus won’t blast you out of the air
-You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere
-When something bad happens, randomly blame Kronos
-You sometimes try to control water
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-When you go to Office Max for pens, you ask for one that turns into a sword
-Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor
-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say, "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
-You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry)
-Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists
-Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)
-Blame Athena for bad grades
-Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane
-Glare at donut store chains and blame it on the Hydra
-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure

You are awesome if...

- Your name starts with G, A, N or I

- You have two personalities

- People back away from you when you are angry

- Nobody can read your expression

- You live in a country that starts with C, A, I, S, D, G ,T or E

- Your last name ends with I, R, N or T

- Your hair is brown

- Your eyes are brown, green or black

- You hate P.E or Technology (the subject of course)

- You can't decide whether you like the weekend or not

- You love chocolate

- You hate running

- You hate to wear hats

- You are weird and you know it

- You jump around your house when you get a review for one of your stories on FF

- You love summer

- You are a bookworm, or you love books

- You broke your cellphone at least once

Yay. I'm awesome...

HERE'S A KEY FOR FF TALK!

AU: Alternate Universe
OC: Original Character
OOC: Out of Character
Mary-Sue: Perfect person that is plain annoying.
Gary-Stu: Male version of Mary-Sue.
CC: Constructive Critisicm
Flames: A review that points out all the faults in the story and is stated harshly.
IC: In Character
AN: Authors Note
R&R: Read and Review
POV: Point of View

Haikus are random
They never make any sense
Refrigerator

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water...

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile. (except for Spongebob; he's okay.)

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you've ever pointed out to someone that For He's a Jolly Good Fellow and The Bear Went Over the Mountain have the same tune, put this in your profile.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.

LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer inside and ask, “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY, “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug!” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down, scream “We’re gonna die!”

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If you screamed like a fangirl everytime Percy remembered something from his past copy and paste this.

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