Hello there!

Let me tell you a few things about myself:

1. I like these authors: Rick Riordan, Stephenie Meyer, Hilary Duff, John Green, Veronica Roth, Suzanne Collins, Lauren Oliver, and Kiera Cass.

2. Now you're wondering...where is J.K. Rowling? DO NOT JUDGE ME, but I haven't read any of her books yet. Harry Potter? No, have not read that. But I'm planning to, since it was A LONG TIME AGO when the series captured my interest.

3. I love writing. I have published a few stories. You might want to check them out. Personally, without too much pride, I think they're great. :)

4. It's okay if you posted a not-so-good review on a chapter of one of my stories...or even if you posted not-so-good reviews on ALL chapters from my stories.

5. Now, if you're here because I posted something negative about your story, that's IMpossible. XD

I don't post rude reviews. :D

6. I love music, specifically playing the piano and singing.

7. I like sketching.

8. I'm thirteen.

That's all! Thanks for visiting my account, by the way!

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Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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17 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight

You have read all four books at least 2 times each.

Stephanie Meyer is your idol.

You have 'I love Cullen' rants a lot.

You know each of the Cullen's stories and have figured out their ages.

You annoy all your friends with your constant Twilight rants

You wish you were Bella/ a Cullen.

You spend most of your free time reading Twilight fanfictions.

You write Twilight fanfictions.

You go on Twilight fan sites all the time.

You know when Breaking Dawn is coming out and can't wait.( WELL NOW IT HAS RELIZED, for all you numbskulls that didn't know)

You think the Twilight movie will injustice the books.

Whenever someone says " its just a book" you start crying and wondering why it cant be real.

Your new favorite stone is onyx or topaz.

Your new favorite color is butterscotch-gold.

You want to visit Forks, Washington.

You keep smiling and agreeing with all of the reasons above.

You started reading this in the first place.

17 Reasons Why to Kill Mike Newton

If it wasn't for Edward, Mike would have raped Bella at some point in Twilight. Not New Moon or Eclipse. Twilight.

Because he's not Edward. Duh.

He's not a vampire (but then again, even if he was, we Mike haters still wouldn't like him.)

Because he's a sick pervert trying to hit on Bella when she obviously doesn't like him like that. If she even likes him at all.

Because he hates Edward. And no one hates Edward. Right?

He was going to cheat on Jessica, and while we don't really give a crap if he cheats on Jessica, if Bella had said because she liked him, she'd be hurt to know he was cheating on her. See my point?

He thinks he can replace Edward. NO one can replace Edward. Unless you love Jacob. If that's the case, our stories are not for you, my friend.

He annoys the crap-spackle out of Edward.

He annoys Bella when he asks numerous times to go out with her.

He annoys the hell out of the rest of the Cullens. But we're not sure about Esme and Carlisle. We'd have to ask them ourselves.

Because he's…just…bleh.

He still persists when he knows that Bella has Edward the vampire and Jacob the Werewolf. Although he doesn't know that they're mythical creatures. But he still persists when he knows that Bella has two guys better than him.

Because he's creepy and stalker-ish and we have to get rid of him for the sake of all the other Twilight character's happiness. Who cares what Jessica thinks?

We don't want him to marry (God forbid Bella, if Edward leaves again in B.D) and half Mike Newton Jr.'s running around. That'd be beyond horrifying.

He doesn't have a god damn Volvo.

He took advantage of Bella in this one fan fiction that I read.

He's Mike Newton.

17 Ways To Get Rosalie Hale To Hate You

Be human.

Be almost as pretty as her.

Crush on Emmett.

Demand to get turned into a vampire.

Buy many awesome sports cars and don't let her near them.

Love being the center of attention.

Tell her you never want kids.

Make a joke about rape.

Ask her to tell you her story, and laugh hysterically throughout the whole thing.

Walk in on her and Emmett sharing a "private moment". Make your eyes go as wide as saucer plates when you see Emmett and then blow him a kiss and wink before skipping out.

Shake your head sadly and tell Rosalie in an apologetic tone, "Rosalie...," –Sigh- "I'm sorry. I hate to burst your bubble...but you're just not stunningly beautiful. That is why I'm off to go ask Emmett to marry me."

Giggle and walk up to Emmett saying, "You must have all those muscles from all those "private moments" with Rosalie! ...Oh! Rosalie, I didn't see you there!" Pat Rosalie on the head, wink at Emmett and skip away.

On Rosalie's anniversary of becoming a vampire, take a jackhammer, and "accidentally" massacre Rosalie's precious BMW. Leave a note on the now chipped, bruised, and battered car saying, "Happy Anniversary on becoming a vampire! Love, Emmett's biggest fan." That should just about make her day.

If number 13# doesn't get you killed, send Emmett candy hearts saying, I'll be your frosty the snowman if you'll be my Dracula. (A/N: A really corny joke that Julia and I came across was, "If Frosty the Snowman and Dracula had a kid, what would its name be? Frost Bite. Disturbing, is it not?)

Something completely unrelated: Shouldn't this be "17 Ways To Get Rosalie Hale To Kill You"? Now for 15#, ask Rosalie what she's going to name her kids and when she says something along the lines of, "I'm not pregnant, you bitch." You blink a couple times and exclaim in a loud voice, "Oh that's right! You can't get pregnant, because you're a vampire and can't have kids! That explains everything! Bye now!" And run off like the scared little adolescent you are.

If Rosalie's nerves aren't already fried enough, then ask her to baby sit your kid, and tell her not to bite it. When you get back from wherever you were, make a show of checking your baby for bite marks.

And LAST, but not least (I mean come on, there are TONS of ways to piss off Rosalie), trash her closet.

17 Things Bella Swan Would Never Do

-Cackle- 17 Things That Bella Swan Would Never Do. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But I do own this idea. –Cackle- Bwa ha ha ha!

One: Throws herself at Alice's feet and beg her to take her shopping.

Two: Threatens Edward his piano (A/N: Not that she has to) if he doesn't get her an expensive car that can go up to 201 MPH (A/N: Because the number 201 is just that cool. Okay? Gawsh.)

Three: Asks Alice and Rosalie to help her make up her own original dance routine to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

Four: Nonchalantly asks Edward if he could get that new perfume that Juicy Couture just came out with that just so happens to cost around 105.00 (A/N: I am sorry if I have offended any of you with my lack of Juicy Couture knowledge. –Shmile- I only shop at Marshalls, Wet Seal, and Delia's and...Yeah.)

Five: Sneak out when Charlie's asleep and meet Jacob at La Push, ditching Edward.

Six: Ask Edward if he could stop playing piano, and take up electric guitar instead. No reason.

Seven: Decides that her human moments aren't really important, and just kiss Edward without brushing her teeth.

Eight: Badger Edward to get her a credit card and use it up to the point where he actually has to take it away, for fear of going broke.

Nine: Decides she never really liked "Wuthering Heights" and gets rid of it along with all of her other books.

Ten: Decides to go on a date with dear ol' Mikey.

Eleven: Gives her self a buzz cut, and then goes into depression because her hair will never grow back.

Twelve: Gets a job as a model for playboy.

Thirteen: Wear Edward's boxers.

Fourteen: Wear Emmett's boxers (A/N: Just pretend Rosalie wouldn't kill her, mmkay?)

Fifteen: Wear Jasper's boxers (A/N: Same goes with Alice.)

Sixteen: Wear Carlisle's boxers (A/N: I think Esme would be too stunned to actually do anything.)

Seventeen: Encourage Jacob to go jump off a cliff for recreational purposes.

17 Reasons to Love Edward Cullen

Team Edward all the way! Although there are many more reasons to love Edward Cullen than just, we always do 17. :D Here's 17 Reasons to Love Edward Cullen. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the four books; neither do I own the characters...blah, blah, blah...

One: He's a vampire, and all vampires are freaking awesome.

Two: He's not related to St. Bernards, and French poodles or anything like that.

Three: He's had green eyes. GREEN EYES. Squee!

Four: He smells awesome. Way better than Jacob.

Five: He gets jealous, which is very sexy. So, what's sexier than a vampire named Edward? A jealous vampire named Edward. :D

Six: He can freaking buy you a car if you let him.

Seven: He would willingly pay your college tuition.

Eight: Come on. Isn't it just so sexy how he speaks?

Nine: He's funny. "Penguins. Lovely." And, "I bit a pillow. Or two." Or, "I'm just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." Or that one time in Eclipse when he sees the car radio from New Moon under Bella's desk and he says in mock horror, "You killed it." Or something like that.

Ten: He's too much of a gentleman to lemon with you before marriage. (A/N: "lemon with you" XDD that's my new thing.)

Eleven: He has temper problems, which I also find incredibly sexy.

Twelve: He's gorgeous (A/N: Although we really only have Robert Pattinson as a guide, and Robby is far from gorgeous) and while looks aren't everything, it's still nice. :D

Thirteen: He loves Bella enough to piss off the Volturi.

Fourteen: He was stalking Bella in Port Angeles that way she wouldn't get into trouble. Isn't that so awesome?

Fifteen: He would throw himself in front of an army of crazed, new born vampires to save Bella. Squee!

Sixteen: He'd also throw himself in front of a bullet to save Bella, although we all know perfectly well that dear ol' Edwee is bullet proof.

Seventeen: He does have a Volvo.