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Joined 11-06-11, id: 3405644, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 15 stories for South Park, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Yu-Gi-Oh, Criminal Minds, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, D.Gray-Man, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.


They funny thing about the atheist thing is that i do actually hate the world


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the song Leather Pants and laughed the entire song the first time you heard it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the day Seto Kaiba's gravity-defying trenchcoat stops defying gravity is the day the world ends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (This.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off as you watch the others, copy this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a character!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara the Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, Lily Angel of Chaos, scrambled-eggs-at-midnight, Spyncr


Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms


You don't have to be so scared
You don't have to go tonight
I just need to hold on tight
For one hell of a ride
And we lost it all just now
To the nights that left you out
So we'll let this go somehow
But you're gonna be proud (so proud)
And I just needed you to pick me up
Like you did when we were younger
When the lightning and the thunder
Had me clinging to your heart
For someone
To lift me up!
When I'm down, when I'm forgotten
You'll forever be my father
And I'll be saving tears in jars for this one
How can I fit all these words
Into such a simple verse
It's the last time that we'll speak
So listen to me, please
I just needed you to pick me up
Like you did when we were younger
When the lightning and the thunder
Had me clinging to your heart
For someone
To lift me up
When I'm down and I'm forgotten
You'll forever be my father
And I'll be saving tears in jars for this one
I just needed you to lift me up, oh-oh
Oh, I just needed, oh-oh
And I just needed you to lift me up
Like you did when we were younger
When the lightning and the thunder
Had me clinging to your heart
For someone
To lift me up
When I'm down, when I'm forgotten
You'll forever be my father
And I'll be saving tears in jars for this one.
Whoah

(forever my father - go radio)


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

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END GAME by FairyLights101 reviews
Eren is your average post-grad who works at a bookstore and has a side job with the police as a hacker. Levi is a detective with a shady past. When a case throws them together, they find themselves, and all those around them, in more than they expected. Now faced with a sinister force working in the shadows, they must race against time to save everyone they know and love.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,515 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Newlydeads by Fiver reviews
AU. In a world where 'zombies' have become commonplace, Bakura Touzoku is just another breather doing his best to avoid the living-impaired. But then he meets Malik, who isn't taking death lying down. Who needs a beating heart, anyway? Thiefshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,161 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Baby Mama by Wolfgal 'n' Foxgirl reviews
Finn is dating Marceline, PB gets knocked up by Finn a couple months ago but she broke up with him. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA tons of couples, some genderbents are in here. No flames plz
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,597 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Finn, Marceline A.
Stress by Spyncr reviews
Bakura is stressed, and Marik knows it. But when Bakura attempts suicide, will Marik get there in time to stop him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by PaigeySama reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Kaoru but he doesn't want help. The only thing he wants is his brother who wont have anything to do with him. Future twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,109 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
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Little secrets reviews
Everybody had they're secrets, Kiku understood that, just he found it hard to get close when there were so many secrets.He wanted to know everyone's stories. So, Kiku decides to make a movie, interviewing the cutest couples In his area so that they could become closer and solve a few problems of his own. Warnings: Yaoi Multi-pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - America, Japan, N. Italy, Canada
Fiery Snow reviews
After an incident, Goenji is sent to a mental institute with corrupt officials and awful nurses. However, he does meet some interesting people and one of those is the strangely quiet, Fubuki. What will happen and What chaos ensues, Warnings: Yaoi, bad language, mental illness and suggestive themes. Maybe lemon in later chapters but I'm not sure yet
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Fubuki S., Goenji S.]
With skin too thick reviews
It's the start of a new school year and Kuroko's friends are all starting college. This goes through the ups and downs of their lives. Warnings: Yaoi, Anorexia, Abuse, Blood HyugaXIzuki, AkaKuro, AoKise, Takaorima, KagamiXHimuro
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Kuroko T., Kise R., Aomine D., Akashi Seijuurou
Fight inside reviews
The government made this school made this school to teach them to adapt but what really lies in store. When a group of new group of students enter with mythical and magical power, what will the leave with and what bond will they make. WARNINGS: YAOI, LANGUAGE, DARK THEMES, RELIGIOUS THEMES. Lucky and Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
The legand of the ice prince reviews
50 years ago the prince of the ice kingdom was rumored to have been put into a deep slumber to save his life. Now, A teenager wakes him, learning some life changing things about himself. They live in fear of the flame king who kills for fun, they need the nine elemental guardians to defeat the treacherous king but will they do it or will they fail WARNINGS: YAOI, YURI AND BLOOD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, Grimmjow J.
Service with a kiss reviews
After an incident, Ulquiorra has to do community service with a load of other nut jobs. He also meets an unexpected person but will he open up or split apart from him. WARNING: YAOI, DRUGS, SWEARING AND ABUSE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Koukyuu Joumae reviews
Aizen's sadistic nature is finally released, with catastrophic consequences. When trying to escape from Aizen, Ulquiorra has to use a move that has massive effects on his body. While all this is happening, Grimmjow is trying to protect his crush but will he tell and will Ulquiorra die? WARNING: BLOOD, SWEARING AND SLIGHT YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Drinking cyanide reviews
After an attack from an unknown Mafia gang, Reborn forces everyone to room with a certain person and because of certain circumstances, Gokudera ends up being roomed with Hibari. will Gokudera learn more then he thought he would and Will the two get closer then they thought they would? 1859, 9680. YAOI, CHILD ABUSE and CUSSING
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - K. Hibari, H. Gokudera
The stutter and the broken heart reviews
Ciel has started at a new university. He has to share a dorm with a bunch of lunatics, one of them being Alois. Alois and Ciel get close but a certain person doesn't want them too. Yaoi. Mild swearing. Blood, lots of blood
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T.
I blame the IceKing reviews
when prince gumball gets rejected by fionna for ice king, he becomes very depressed. Marshall spots him and decides to take him to the ice king to keep him away from his girl but what will happen while the're there. WARNING: CONTAINS SWEARING
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Black and Blue reviews
Reid is depressed and avoiding everyone but nobody knows why. Can anyone help.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - S. Reid
the sweet taste of strawberries with ice reviews
Ichigo is a vampire. He has spent one thousand years at his school and knows everything about everything but still goes. Then the new student comes and changes his life. His blood is sweeter than anything he has ever smelt but he doesn't know why. why is he so special. YAOI INSOMNIA and CHILD ABUSE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
White in violet reviews
Marik's first day was as normal as anyone's, until he met Bakura. Marik hates him at first glance. After a big incident, the two are forced to share a room, but will this bring them together or tear them apart.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
where is red reviews
all the red is gone in ooo
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Marceline A., Finn
angels can die reviews
stenny fan fiction with a twist. not going to tell you what its about cause you need to read it in order to find out what its about. this is my first fan fiction so i hope its ok
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete