
Author has written 4 stories for House of Night, Community, Abandon, Meg Cabot, and Covenant Series, Jennifer L. Armentrout.
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I live near San Francisco!! I like watching movies!! I like hunting down the fashionably handicapped!! I like to play golf!! I like psychology stuff!! I love old music=The Rolling Stones,Beatles,Doors,Who,Kinks, Beach Boys!! I'm obsessed with straws and pretzels!! I like the color gray!! I'm in high school!! I love sorbet!! I'm deathly afraid of roller coasters!! I speak French, Chinese, and Spanish!! I come on this website way too much! I'm also obsessed with Wes Anderson movies!! AND their soundtracks!!!!!!!!!!!
Recommended Books To Read:
Fallen series
Unearthly/Hallowed
Deception/Betrayal/Surrender
Hush, Hush saga
Carrier of the Mark
Aurelia
Anything Meg Cabot but especially Abandon
District 7
Shiver/Linger/ Forever
Soo basically, I like to write screenplays but I'm here because i love changing up books!
PM me-i so lonely
Tell me what books to read! please! i am always looking!
BESTIES & FAVES
FAVE ACTOR: Jason Schwartzman/ Bill Murray/ Luke Wilson/ Owen Wilson/Michael Cera
FAVE ACTRESS: Natalie Portman/Emma Stone/Amy Poehler
FAVE COMMUNITY COUPLE: Abed Annie
FAVE HARRY POTTER COUPLE: Draco Hermione
FAVE H.OF N. COUPLE: Stark Zoey
FAVE COLOR: Pink
BEST SUBJECT: Algebra
FAVE TV SHOW OF THE MOMENT: New Girl
FAVE TV SHOW OF ALL TIME: Arrested Development
FAVE MOVIE OF THE MOMENT: Moonrise Kingdom!!!
FAVE DIRECTOR: Wes Anderson { per usual }
FAVE SINGER OF THE MOMENT: The Kinks/The Beach Boys
FAVE SONG OF THE MOMENT: Making Time by The Creation/ The Kids Are Alright by The Who/ Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks.
BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME:
MOONRISE KINGDOM
THE DARJEELING LIMITED
THE LIFE AQUATIC
WIN WIN
LYME LIFE
BOTTLE ROCKET
MIDNIGHT IN PARIS
BABEL
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
THE FRONT
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
CONTAGION
RUSHMORE
V FOR VENDETTA
ZODIAC
SLEEPER
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
BANANAS
INCEPTION
BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME:
CARRIE ANN BY THE HOLLIES
WAIT BY THE BEATLES
CONCRETE AND CLAY BY UNIT 42
GLAD YOU CAME BY THE WANTED
SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW BY GOTYE
MAKING TIME BY THE CREATION
I WILL BY THE BEATLES
FOR NO ONE BY THE BEATLES
GET OFF OF MY CLOUD BY THE ROLLING STONES
WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR BY THE BEATLES
ELENORE BY THE TURTLES
WE ARE YOUNG BY FUN.
SATISFACTION BY THE ROLLING STONES
I WONDER WHY BY DION AND THE BELMONTS
SWEET DISPOSITION BY THE TEMPER TRAP
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER BY THE BEATLES
TWO WEEKS BY GRIZZLY BEAR
PENNY LANE BY THE BEATLES
DAYLIGHT BY MATT & KIM
RUBY TUESDAY BY THE ROLLING STONES
THE CREEP BY LONELY ISLAND
WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR BY THE BEATLES
SEASONS IN THE SUN BY TERRY JACKS
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY BY QUEEN
HERE COMES THE SUN BY THE BEATLES
HEY JUDE BY THE BEATLES
LIGHT SPEED BY MATT & KIM
SILLY LOVE SONGS BY PAUL MCCARTNEYAND WINGS
CHICAGO BY SUFJAN STEVENS
MRS. ROBINSON BY SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
HURT YOU BY THE SOUNDS
BLACKBIRD BY THE BEATLES
I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO
THE FOOL ON THE HILL BY THE BEATLES
RANDOMNESS!!!!!
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Miley Cyrus The Highschool Musical cast the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would get some popcorn, a nice seat and a camera, then start chanting "Do a backfilp!!"
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. Italic Bolded ones apply to me
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. Italic Bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
My parents are DIVORCED, so it must be my fault.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak!!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your asses off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile .
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?
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