I can't write for shit so, I'm just reading :)

(_/)This is Bunny.(='.'=) Copy and paste him in your profile and(")_(")help him on his way to world domination!

I smile cause I have no idea what's going on.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.

The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper. I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Roses are red, Violets are blue,Sugar is sweet, so are you,But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead,The sugar bowl's empty, so is your head.