MotherofBullshide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter. Awards: Hot for Teacher: Finalist--"After All This Time" Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards, "Best Fluffy/Humor Fic" Winner--Enchanted Awards, Summer 2017, "Giggle Water--Best Comedy" Winner--Enchanted Awards, 2018, "Prudent Professor"--Best Professor Hermione Winner--Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Awards, 2018--"Discipline the Mind" (Favorite Professor Era) An Indefinite Amount of Forever: Finalist --Enchanted Awards, 2018, "In Stiches" -- Best Comedy Runner Up--Enchanted Awards, 2018, "Prudent Professor" --Best Professor Hermione The Year Neville Broke Bad: Finalist --Enchanted Awards, 2018, "In Stitches" --Best Comedy State of Dress: Semifinalist--2019 Haven Awards--Best Drabble/Oneshot Trope Soup (co-written by SaintDionysus): Winner --Enchanted Awards, 2018, "In Stitches"Best Comedy) Winner --Enchanted Awards, 2018, "Witty Witch Award" Best One-liner Finalist-- Enchanted Awards, 2018, "When Life Gives You Lemons"-- (Best Smut) How the Granger Won Christmas: Winner--Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Awards, 2018--"Make it Count" (Favorite One Shot--DRAMIONE) The Last Dream: Runner-Up--Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Awards, 2018--"The Harder the Battle, the Sweeter the Victory" (Favorite War--DRAMIONE) The Worst Date Ever: Runner-Up--Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Awards, 2018--"Wild Whizbangs" (Favorite Comedy--DRAMIONE) YAAASSS QUEEN: Queer Eye Comes to Hogwarts: Winner--Enchanted Awards, 2019, "When Worlds Collide" (Best Crossover/Parody Story) Winner--Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Awards, 2018--"Wild Whizbangs" (Favorite Comedy) Me, generally: Winner--Enchanted Awards, 2018, "Novel Notice" --Favorite New Author (2 years or less) Translations of my stories: Hot for Teacher: Spanish (by SlyPrincess07 on FFN) Chinese (by EmmaEvans on FFN) Chinese (by Silhouette_R on AO3) Polish (info currently unavailable) Russian (by KseniaSK on FFN) Indonesian (by ochhi on Wattpad) French (by mayane.fouquet--in progress on FFN) An Indefinite Amount of Forever: Russian (by KseniaSK--in progress on FFN) Russian (by ksusharuzhik--in progress on FFN) Russian (by Countess Vorontsova--in progress on a Russian website) Diana McQueen is also translating all of my stories and posting them on a Russian website. Stay tuned for details! |
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In Another Life by marana1 reviews
She walked over to the huge, full-length mirror. Staring back was her eleven-year-old self but with long, beautiful, silky platinum blonde hair and pale skin. Hermione ran her fingers through her hair, the reality of the situation sinking in. The fairy hadn't just made them switch places for a day... she sent them back in time and switched their lives. DM X HG. EWE. Slow burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,761 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Silver Dragon by Kittenshift17 reviews
"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,732 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Astoria G.
Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Détraquée by Hystaracal reviews
"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. (Super slow burn)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 274,553 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N.
This, Too, Is Sacred by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE: An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [Dramione AU] Fantastic cover art by Witches-Britches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,994 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Faceless by Phinoa reviews
New year. New love. New threat. A powerful enemy is on the rise, and Hermione Granger finds herself intertwined in a relationship with Draco Malfoy – only she doesn't know it's him. / / RUNNER-UP: Enchanted Awards Summer 2017 for Best Relationship Development
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,133 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fourteen Thousand Galleons by TheFrumpologist reviews
After the War, there is a boom of marriage and divorce. Hermione finds herself among the statistics of war heroes who couldn't save their marriages. When she receives the invoice from her solicitor, she has no choice but to answer an ad in The Daily Prophet: Malfoy Heir Seeking Nanny. Everything is not quite what it seems as Hermione navigates the waters of post-divorce life. TRIAD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,200 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reformed by goldensnitch18 reviews
Draco Malfoy is released from Azkaban and sent to Hogwarts for his eighth year where he has a year to show that he can be reformed. Hermione Granger and her friends are struggling to come to terms with what has happened to them and move on, but she has agreed to be Malfoy's Muggle Studies tutor anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,485 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Harry P.]
The Missing Jewel of House Shacklebolt by LR Earl reviews
Never one to miss a beneficial alliance, Lucius aligns his family with House Shacklebolt to secure the Malfoy lineage. Little does he know, he's promised his only heir to the one he hates. "As the Minister for Magic's daughter, certain customs must be upheld. Our people will look to your union." "But I am not the Minister's daughter! I'm just … Hermione." Veela!Hermione, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,794 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/30/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Kingsley S.
Worst Mistake by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
One taste and they were both ruined forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,135 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Eagle's Nest by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but it is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron, how will she cope? [AU/Dramione] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 306,322 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 4,447 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Obsessed by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Hermione Granger's life becomes plagued by a violent stalker. Per request of the Ministry, Britain's brightest war heroine seeks refuge inside the one location where she's entirely untouchable. (**WINNER: Dramione FF Spring Awards for Best Hurt/Comfort Fic**) UPDATED SPORADICALLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,275 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Astoria G., Daphne G.
Draco's Bad Day by Maloreiy reviews
Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,370 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
New Rules by goldensnitch18 reviews
Hermione constructs a new set of rules designed to keep her out of a specific brand of trouble named Draco Malfoy. Rules make her feel safe and comfortable, but she always seems to forget that she isn't very good at following them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,276 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,933 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 7,815 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
The Pretense by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 108,164 - Reviews: 6408 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Kiss Me, Haunt Me, Kill Me by lovesbitca8 reviews
"So," she said, and her voice was just as he'd remembered it, "you've chosen to haunt the castle as well?" She lifted her brows. "I'm dead. What's your excuse?" * Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as Potions Master to find the ghost of Hermione Granger floating through the halls. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Revert by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
Six months post-war, Malfoy is in serious trouble. He's on the run from the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a deadly curse which is eating him alive. When he hits rock bottom, a change in fortune lands him in 12 Grimmauld Place under the Ministry's custody - and forces Hermione to remember the secrets they've both kept for years. Dramione, Sick!Draco, flashbacks to Hogwarts, hurt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 260,266 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions: I Dare You by SaintDionysus reviews
Part of Confessions: Memories and More Collection A companion collection to Confessions of mini-stories featuring flashbacks and secondary characters. Boy becomes chef. Girl becomes food writer. Boy kisses girl. Girl...does other stuff. This is the story of a boy and girl whose love story revolves around food, travel, and magic. Spin-off, Albus x Polly, Scorose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete
The Impossibility of Calculating What Comes Next by MamaRaya reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally become study partners, but they have trouble staying just that. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,497 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Youth by olivieblake reviews
"Whatever this life brings us, my youth will have always been yours." Amidst the rise of an imminent threat, some people fall together as others fall apart. Love, power, Marauders, and everything in between. Year 7 with opening Snily and eventual Jily. Prequel to "Clean" and "Marked," book III in "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,658 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 4/16/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Sacrifices We Make by LR Earl reviews
After Harry Potter falls in the final Battle, a desperate Order of the Phoenix needs Draco Malfoy's pack of werewolves to defeat Voldemort. Hermione plans to offer the reclusive Alpha the one thing he can't refuse: a child of his own. But sometimes we find ourselves in the sacrifices we make. AU, Werewolf!Draco, Voldemort!Wins. 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards multi-award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,081 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 4/26/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Lavender B. - Complete
Say Please by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/25/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon (except the epilogue). Multiple other characters, detailed storyline and no patience for people looking for a smut-fest in every chapter. Apparently, my sense of humour can be rather entertaining
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 186,031 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Say My Name by NeverNik reviews
During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears. Or so everyone thinks. She's been hit by a curse that's turned her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive? And will the man, who's been in love with her all this time, lose hope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Becoming Beta by crochetaway reviews
Draco's summer after 5th year was off to a terrible start. Father was in Azkaban. Mother was barely holding it together. The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters were living in his house. Fenrir Greyback and his werewolf pack were living in his dungeons. The Dark Lord had given Draco a seemingly impossible task, and now he had to accept punishment on his father's behalf. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,751 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Fenrir G. - Complete
Serendipity by Annie Lockwood reviews
"We were meant to cross paths, and even if we die this very instant, we'll find each other again. Our souls are connected. Enemies, friends, lovers, whatever it may be." With nothing more than a faded dream directing her, Hermione flees her safe harbor on an altering journey to re-discover herself and the mysterious man that still calls to her in her dreams. Sequel to Destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,036 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Proximate by In Dreams reviews
Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. Winner of best Healer!Hermione in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,722 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N., Astoria G. - Complete
Walking Shadow by Emara88 reviews
During their hunt for Voldemort's horcruxes, the golden trio is summoned by the Order of the Phoenix to their headquarters because they have captured the infamous Draco Malfoy. Although half mad and tormented by his experiences, Draco has something in his possession that once belonged to Hermione Granger. Only she can get through to him now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,602 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unconventional Escape by Ariel Riddle reviews
The landscape of the Wizarding world has changed drastically. The Dark Lord has successfully taken over both the Muggle & Magical world. But with the future of their race threatened by infertility, Voldemort is forced to enact a controversial new law. When Draco is faced with the decision of choosing a Muggleborn-there can only be one witch suitable for him. Voldy wins AU Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,773 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Again by writerspassion18 reviews
Kissing was easy. Pleasure was the challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Kill Order by Gryff inTheGame reviews
The Minister for Magic has sanctioned a kill order in an attempt to purify bloodlines and purge the Wizarding world of dirty blood. The resistance have orders too. Kill or be killed. JK Rowling owns. Plot is mine. No copyright infringement intended by using the title "The Kill Order."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,682 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Getting The Voices Out Of My Head by I was BOTWP reviews
A series of drabbles resulting from prompts within various groups I am a part of. Some angst, some fluff, some smut, some humor. Never know what you are going to get when I listen to the voices in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P., Theodore N.
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Better Dig Two by Kittenshift17 reviews
*HIATUS* Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,795 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W.
A Wisp of Peace by LR Earl reviews
Hermione Granger sets across the ocean to the castle in the colonies to find peace after war. But why is Draco Malfoy at Ilvermorny? A journey of redemption and forgiveness set high in the clouds. Dramione EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Luna L.
An accidental marriage by Cheringin reviews
There is a magical Vegas, and it's pretty damn awesome. Hermione goes partying for Ginny's hennight, gets drunk and wakes up married to someone unexpected. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get wind of what happened... Well, let's just say that Hermione's eighth year is not going to be what she expected it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,982 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental Proposal by CJRed reviews
Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,673 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
Always Mine by RynStar15 reviews
Sequel to Never Mine: When the darkness comes and all else has been stripped away, I will embrace the end without regrets. Because I had her and she was everything, and who can fear death when you have had everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,389 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Misfits by 89JadedPictures reviews
Harry and Hermione stumble upon Draco and Pansy in the astronomy tower- both couples planning on drinking away their woes- before their decisions turn into a secret tryst that will help these "perfect misfits" deal with their lives. (Harry/Hermione/Pansy/Draco)(Post-War)(Set to songs by the band "Misfits")(Rated "M" for language and smut throughout!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
Albus, Meet Albus: A Play in One Act by SaintDionysus reviews
ONE-SHOT. Albus Potter is awesome...time turner trope, but no one fucks their friend's godfather, professor, or evil bad guy when he's still hot, or does irrevocable damage...He just talks to his younger self. It's meta. It's hilarious. Eh, read it or don't. Meta, Time Turner, Time Travel, Comedy, Albus Severus Potter, Polly Chapman Warnings: Lewd language and sexual innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Complete
Follow the Leader by Kyonomiko reviews
It's eighth year and Draco decides to grab life by the horns and go after Hermione Granger. He didn't realize she could be the bold one. Dramione 2-part short story. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Unexpected by oeuvre24 reviews
Hermione was not expecting Harry to outshine her in Potions, and she certainly was not expecting an unlikely friendship to form between her and Draco Malfoy because of it. (Alternate HBP leading to DH)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 344,449 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Treacherous Affairs by NeverNik reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,325 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Never Mine by RynStar15 reviews
I knew that night on the battlefield would change us forever. A sudden hesitation, a hasty decision, and our lives as we knew it were irrevocably altered. What I didn't know was that night was the beginning of the end of everything. Because before I knew it, he was everything. And how can you have everything when you have nothing at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,507 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Shipwrecked by Ariel Riddle reviews
A/U 18th Century Dramione. Draco is a the Captain of a successful trading ship carting Muggles across the seas. Upon crossing the rebel pirate Harry Potter, he finds himself shipwrecked on a deserted island with nothing but a Muggle girl to thank for saving him. A Muggle with a major secret...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,300 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts for his final year, unknown to nearly everyone. Through a magical mishap, Hermione Granger discovers his secret. She just gets the secret really wrong. Dramione EWE. Dramione Fanfiction Awards Spring 2017 and Granger Enchanted Awards 2017 Finalist
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Say Something by MrsInfinity reviews
Secrets and Relationships never make for good bedfellows. As Hermione will soon learn after entering into a complicated relationship with her Auror partner Draco Malfoy. What could go wrong?(Written for the Strictly Dramione Spring Fest)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.] - Complete
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12201 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 3,279 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Enekpe's Clock by sunshinesundae reviews
An Order mission gone terribly, terribly wrong leaves Draco dead and Hermione trapped in a time loop, doomed to relive it. Can she save his life, or is fate a force too strong to fight? War AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Misadventures Into Debauchery by MrsInfinity reviews
One night turns into so much more when Hermione agrees to finally let go and embrace what life throws her way. A tale of lemony goodness with just a spoonful of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 3/31/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Pansy P.
THE THIN RED LINE by KazClueTTRL reviews
The Ministry had fallen and the British Wizarding World was at war. At that point, Draco thought the only way to defeat evil was to kill those responsible for all the unwarranted suffering in the world. Hermione ended up being one of the last to accept this but would it be in time to save everything dear to her heart? DM/HG HP/GW RW/LB. War/Adventure/Romance TRAILERS & SOUNDTRACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Show and Tell by NeverNik reviews
Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Final part of the series starting with 'Malfoy's Problem.' Won 2018's Hermione's Haven award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,709 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Explicit Material by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott find some questionable material amongst the Head Girl's post and become a bit intrigued by Hermione Granger. EWE 8th year Dramione. Though the title might suggest otherwise, this is a soft 'M'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 1/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Tickling the Dragon by LightofEvolution reviews
An ancient secret lies hidden beneath Hogwarts. But it won't stay that way. Dramione, 8th year, EWE. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,721 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stripped Bare by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,138 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Saint and the Sinner by SmoothFluffle reviews
"A good Catholic girl wouldn't do that." She told him, keeping up her 'innocent girl' act. "A good Catholic girl also wouldn't tie her boyfriend to her parent's bed and ride him like a wild stallion." Dramione as two alone, good catholic teenagers ;). Muggle AU. Three shot. Contains blasphemy, sacrilege, questionable role-playing, and straight up smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Problem by NeverNik reviews
Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Part One of the Show and Tell series. M for sex scenes and swearwords. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Swear Jar by NeverNik reviews
Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Part three of the Show and Tell Series. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall by NeverNik reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 12,779 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Charmed to You by CJRed reviews
Hermione comes up with a charm that allows 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. What will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with Draco Malfoy? Unique pairings. This Hermione is a scarred war hero in a political job. She is not going to act like a brash teen and starts out in shock and reserved. Not for all readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,463 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Gregory G.] - Complete
Not the Worst Thing by Colubrina reviews
A year after the Battle of Hogwarts everyone decides they'll go out to celebrate. Too much alcohol and an accidental bonding ceremony later and Draco and Hermione need to figure out how to escape a marriage neither wants. Dramione. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 281 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Polyjuice Mishap by Ariel Riddle reviews
There's no one Draco hates more than Hermione, and Hermione can't hate Draco more. Yet the two are constantly forced to work together being Sixth Year prefects and tasked with organizing the Sweetheart Dance. Will their fragile truce last the evening? Especially when Draco makes a terrible mistake and can no longer keep his secret from Hermione? Art by Britt52900.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
No One Minds by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Femme Fatale by cleotheo reviews
Draco Malfoy's new position as an Auror for the British Ministry throws him head first into a hunt for a serial killer. Working with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, he sets out to catch the killer as well as entering into a romantic relationship with their other colleague, Hermione Granger. Murder mystery with a side helping of Dramione romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,532 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Unexpected by Emara88 reviews
What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Draco POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,288 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Just World Fallacy by MissiAmphetamine reviews
Sequel to "The Risk-Reward Ratio." The weight of the war begins to break both Hermione and Draco as they struggle to survive capture, betrayal, isolation, the consequences of their actions, and other perils and scars of war, with their lives and relationship intact. Nothing is ever easy, or even fair, but there's nothing they can do but keep fighting. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,581 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Risk-Reward Ratio by MissiAmphetamine reviews
Set during TDH; a maimed, disillusioned Draco surrenders himself to the Order after he earns Voldemort's displeasure. Hermione's pity for him blooms into something more and he stops seeing her as just a mudblood, as they both discover there's far more to each other than they ever thought possible. Angst, smut, FEELS. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 385,546 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent by waterflower20 reviews
'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,090 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
1001 Nights of Pride by Red W reviews
She needs money. He offers it to her in exchange of one night spent with him. Malfoy believes all women are rotten, Hermione believes Malfoy has no heart. Tables turn when the truth comes out, and unrequited love is bringing them both to dark places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,463 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by starkidsftw reviews
When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,876 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
The Essence of Life by cklls reviews
Fertility issues in pureblood marriages lead to desperate measures. Draco seeks out help from a most unlikely source, in a most unlikely way. Written as a gift for a DMHG Bingo winner and posted with her kind permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,397 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Owl SPEW by kaitward reviews
The beginning of a relationship, told through a series of letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Out of Hand II: A Matter of Time by relativelypositive reviews
The Wizengamot is messing with Hermione's life. What does a girl have to do to be allowed to fall in love? 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dwaco by CRMediaGal reviews
Draco does not tend to little ones but has somehow been roped into getting up extra early, drinking from a Princess mug, wearing a Weasley jumper, and babysitting his messy cousin, Teddy Lupin. How on earth did that happen? Inspired by the artwork "Draco meets Teddy" by CaptBexx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Mistletoe Masquerade by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* Hermione Granger receives a strange and beautiful gift anonymously, and is swept off her feet at the Ministry's staff Masquerade Christmas Ball. Caught beneath the mistletoe, Hermione finds herself snogging an incredibly intoxicating young man, only to be shocked when she learns with whom she had been locking lips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Friends With Benefits by xxLucindaxx reviews
Hermione and Draco are best friends who've come up with a rather interesting arrangement that works for them - but what happens when fathers get involved, weddings get crashed, and true feelings are revealed? Stick around to find out. And grab your gloves ladies and gentlemen, because it's about to get messy! AU/AH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,251 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 4,600 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16148 - Favs: 27,020 - Follows: 15,386 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Artist by waterflower20 reviews
Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,523 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
Prosthetirotica by gnrkrystle reviews
A reformed Draco is badly injured after the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione takes care of him and tries to teach him that the lost of a leg does not make him less of a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remember Me Like I Remember You by OogieBoogie reviews
It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Devil's Deal by LA DIABLESA reviews
"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,066 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Caught in Sexual Tension by Halfblood of Avid Lucidity reviews
Hermione and Draco have been working together for some time now and the desire for each other had gradually built up during those months. What happens when Hermione catches Draco doing something in his office which is considered inappropriate? DMHG PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Minded by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Veelantine Surprise by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 660 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 6,273 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,624 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 654 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn reviews
Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rut by LoveBugOC reviews
In which Hermione Granger finds herself in the middle of a rut. Bored and lonely, Hermione decides to take her life back, in the most unexpected way possible. And just what does Draco Malfoy have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,269 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Maelstrom by Reirei666 reviews
AU STORY Voldemort won. Potter is dead and Hogwarts attendance is mandatory. Pure-bloods own Muggleborns and blood traitors as personal slaves. The remaining DA plan an escape but is there hope in this cruel new world? Hermione/Draco, Completed. Mature **
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,275 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental Magic by margaritama reviews
Trying to stay apart, only pulls you closer together. A Marriage Fic with a twist – a fun experiment in marriage, contrasts and distaste.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Third Time is the Charm by Secret Nom de Plume reviews
Will Draco ever be the man that Hermione deserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,763 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Began With A Muggle Contraption by Emerald-Kisses reviews
It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 11,310 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Between the Books by Eternity85 reviews
Sequel to A Dip in the Dark Hermione is alone in the Library late at night studying. She decides to read an old dusty book, eliciting a sneeze - from someone else! -WARNING: Sexually explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dip in the Dark by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fantasy Fulfilled by Nadex reviews
Hermione has been having hot erotic dreams concerning Draco Malfoy. Could it be possible that he feels the same way? Warning: MAJOR LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 619 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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The Last Dream reviews
The Dark Lord has built a new world where Draco's place is contingent upon him keeping his heart a secret. From afar he watches the only girl he ever loved as she builds a life with another. But it's all worth it if he can keep her safe. Sometimes the greatest type of love is also the most painful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,678 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 9/26/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P.
The Ferret reviews
It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/20 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trope Soup reviews
On the twenty third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. WE WERE DRUNK WHILE WRITING THIS. Total crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,370 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/23/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Say 'Merlin Help Me' to the Dress reviews
Concerned about his wife-to-be's mental health, Draco employs Blaise Zabini's assistance in helping Hermione choose the perfect wedding dress. With Albus Potter tagging alone for whatever reason, it's sure to be a boisterous, champagne-soaked experience with absolutely zero productivity. MISSING SCENES from AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF FOREVER and threequel to HOT FOR TEACHER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/21/2018
The Boundary reviews
Draco has always wondered what it would be like to have Hermione Granger call him 'Professor' and submit to him. After a series of clandestine meetings around the castle with her, he finally finds the courage to suggest these fantasies become realities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
YAAASSS QUEEN: Queer Eye Comes to Hogwarts reviews
The Fab Five face their greatest challenge yet: Rubeus Hagrid. He's got no closet, no bathroom, a bad recipe for rock cakes, a fifty-year-old moleskin coat, and an overgrown beard. Along the way, the Fab Five realize that Hogwarts itself seems to need their help just as much as Hagrid. YAAASSS QUEEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - [Rubeus H., Olympe M.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hogwarts v Hagrid: A Play in One Act reviews
The Board of Governors retains an independent counsel to determine whether Hagrid truly is a menace to the student body of Hogwarts. Will Hagrid lose his job?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Complete
An Indefinite Amount of Forever reviews
Sequel to "Hot for Teacher"! Draco and Hermione embark on the next adventure of their lives together. They swiftly find that falling in love might be simple, but relationships are tricky. Through their friendships, insecurities, and love for each other, they learn what it means to be someone's Forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,801 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 5/18/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Worst Date Ever reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Draco and now has to let him take her on "the worst date in the history of the world." His words. Hermione is in for a night full of crappy pub food, a rented children's choir, and casual violence. But at some point in this rubbish heap of an evening, Hermione finds that there's more to Draco than she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shut Up and Date Me reviews
Sequel to "How the Granger Won Christmas"! Hermione's been gone for nearly two months since that fateful Christmas Eve night where she and Draco Malfoy discovered one another. And she's ready to come home. But will he be able to crack her prickly shell when he takes her out for Valentine's Day?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
State of Dress reviews
Focusing at work is impossible when you're crazy about your coworker. Draco should probably learn to shut his door. Or maybe not?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Year Neville Broke Bad reviews
SEQUEL to "BARMY" and "HIGH"! Neville Longbottom uses his skills in Herbology to reinvent himself as a bad ass; a new year, a new look, an all around new Neville. In an unfortunate turn of events after accidentally witnessing an intimate moment between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, Neville's new experiment turns on its face. Will he break bad or break down?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,349 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Hannah A., Neville L.] - Complete
How the Granger Won Christmas reviews
My Advent contribution for the LightofEvolution Let Your Heart Be Light fest. When it comes to love, Hermione is a Grade-A Grinch. She sets standards most men simply cannot meet and gives them no quarter when they fail her. This holiday season, Harry and Ginny feel the need to intervene by setting her up with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Albus, Meet Albus: A Play in One Act reviews
Albus Potter is awesome. So much so, that MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus decided to cowrite a timeturner trope featuring him, that did not center around the main character going back in time to have sex with an old guy back when he was hot. SaintDionysus's "Confessions" Albus goes back in time to speak to MotherofBulls' "Hot for Teacher" Albus to bestow wisdom upon him. Meta.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [OC, Albus S. P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
High reviews
He started out as an outlet for her. Somewhere along the way he became something more. But being the Brightest Witch of Her Age, she knows there's something lurking beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,900 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Barmy reviews
Narcissa wants to meet her, so Hermione and Draco go to Malfoy Manor for a simple, dignified dinner. But after Narcissa releases an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue, Hermione realizes that Draco has bigger plans for her beyond merely meeting his mother. Sequel to High!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 435 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete