Slain By Bunnies
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Joined 08-21-04, id: 657429
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Beauty and the Beast.

You can contact me at: slainbybunnies@yahoo.com

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

How it should have ended quote:

"It looks like the one who once did the wanting suddenly wants to be wanted by a different wanting that has a want of wanting that has never been wanted for the sake of want... ness, Aye?" -Jack


I spent the day with The Captain aka Captain Jack Sparrow! The most amazing thing happened to me. I just had my graduation party and as a present my mom hired this guy that (I swear looks just like him) impersonates Jack Sparrow. He's very good. I met him at a hair salon (he works there). So my sister tells me she can't find her purse so I go into my room to help her look. And holy crap Jack Sparrow was in my room! (very embarassing I have many Jack Sparrow pictures in my room). So we go out to the party and he embarrasses me somemore. He dresses me up with what he called a scarf, gave me some gold to hide in the wrist wrap thing he put on me, a very silly hat which he kept checking himself out in cause it was very shiney, he gave me a pirate rubber ducky, a jar of dirt and papers giving me rights to be a pirate or something like that. Ha oh and I married him. He gave me a ring and said "we are married now." Then I was pressured to give him a "kissy kissy" this was after my mom and dad kissed him. I wasn't too thrilled. Finally I went to kiss his cheek and very in character his turned his head and I ended up kissing him right on the lips! I chased him with an inflatable sword he equiped me with. Oh he also gave me a staff that he made a close replica to the one he had on canibal island. I have a lovely picture of him laying across my bed and many many other pictures. I just wanted to share this with other Pirate fans. He really looked just like him and he ran like him, talked like him, he was Jack.

Now back to useless information about me, what's important anyways:

I'm 18, female, and I love Johnny Depp, it all started the first time I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. His character stood out most to me, that is where the "obsession" started (family and friends call in an obsession, but their the ones who make me accept their gifts of Johnny Depp...ness! I'm threatened with death if I don't accept! So I have no choice but to take and display all my posters and bobble heads and action figures : p). I've finally gradiated from high school so now I actually have time to read books and write my fanfic, which is really exciting, for me. I love reading and writing.

I started writing PotC fanfics, I guess in the summer of 2004. I started helping my friend write hers on quizilla (quizilla was the devil). It was one of those the reader is the main character dealies, and soon I branched off to create my own... on quizilla. Anyways, I told my friend about my story and she led me here where I fixed my story so that it would better fit fanfiction.net.

Now go ahead, read my fanfics OR DIE!!! And please help me out. Leave comments and let me know what you think. I need some sort of feedback, recommendations, if there are any huge holes in the plot, my characters suck. Anything at all that will help me improve and become a better writer.

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Story Updates

July 17, 2007- Dead Man's Journey, up to chapter 6 now (or 8 if you go by the drop down list). Sorry it took so long to update chapter 6. I was preparing for my grad party. Best day of my life.

June 21, 2007- Two new chapters for Dead Man's Journey are up!

Febuary 18th, 2006- Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea revamped up to Chapter 8!

Febuary 16th, 2006- Dead Man's Journey (humor)

November 1st, 2005- Ok, so I was sitting here thinking, 'I really need to write more chapters for my sequel.' and then I thought, 'but its not funny anymore... and I want it to be funny!' So then the most wonderful idea came to me, but in order to do it I have to completely ignore everything I've written in the sequel, and so must you... I'm not sure if I'm going to do it but I'm strongly considering it... it is making me giggle thinking about it so I'm thinking I might... you should know by the weekend... I hope.

April 9th, 2005- Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea is finished! Yes there will be a sequel, I'm trying to actually have some sort of plan in the sequel... I already know how I'm starting, sort of, and a few things I want to happen through the story, but other than that, I don't know! If anyone has an idea for me just email it to me... although, you have no idea what's going to happen... so I'm not sure if that will work... ok so maybe after I finally post a couple chapters then do that, lol. Well, I hope you enjoyed Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea, and that you'll read the sequel when I finally write it!

April 5th, 2005- I have finally done it! I've updated the story! Hope you like it!

April 4th, 2005- I'm so sorry for not writing in a very long time. Find it in your hearts to forgive me! I've had a major writers block. I should be sleeping right now, I have school tomorrow, but while I was laying there I got so many ideas for this next chapter. It should be up very soon. I had a chapter ready and done, but I completely forgot about that cliff hanger I left you guys with in that last chapter... so.. uh, yeah. If it ever fits I'll add that in somewhere. It was funny. So this is just to update that, I am still here! Sorry for the wait!

Febuary 20, 2005- Ok, I realized not to long ago that I never described what Ula looked like, oops. I know why too, so before you call me stupid here is the reason: At first I made this story on quizilla, and it was a "you are the main character" story, so there was no need to describe her cause you were ula. So there it is. And now, her description is in chapter 1 so haha. Ive done it. yeah... enjoy :)

February 1, 2005- Edited all my chapters in Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the sea. Ive changed things from spelling errors, to adding in new scenes to make the story more enjoyable and realistic. Chapter 12 has a really big change, and it changes a little thing in chapter 13 and 14. Tell me if you like it, and if you dont, i can change it. :)

December 29, 2004- A Pulse to the Past (Humor)

August 25, 2004- Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea (Humor and now Romance!)

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Sugar Antics by Kitsune no Tora reviews
Fifth chapter finally up. Random characters from random fandoms -don't worry, we've listed them with their book/anime- come, eat lots of sugar, and have fun. But with good writing. So if you're up for a laugh and a fun time, come on in!
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006
Area Code 919 by Dragon Chyld reviews
Cell We know what happened to Clay and co., but what would happen to the rest of us? Here’s a take on what might occur in North Carolina.
Cell - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Bound by MelvyPuck reviews
Back when the Pearl was the Wicked Wench, when Captain Jack Sparrow worked for the East India Company... Jack comes across a slave auction and sets off a chain of events that may change his course forever. Bad summary, better story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006
Just a bunch of bananas by LostLightAngel reviews
What happens when you put Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, and Sam on an island together for one month? you'll just have to read to find out...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
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Dead Man's Journey reviews
Sequel to Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea: What would you do to save the one you loved? Read and find out what Ula would to save Jack. What perils she would face for one last swig of rum with the man who comandeered her heart.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006
Beauty and the Beast: Mental Disorders Galore reviews
Psychology project, fairy tale disorders. What if Belle was a klepto, her father was a pyro, and Beast couldn't stop pulling his hair out? Which new twisted directions would this lead the classic tale? Rated T for mild violence.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Jewel of the Sea reviews
REVAMPED up to ch 8: Ula leaves her life behind for a few days to try and reclaim her sanity, but a terrible storm leaves her stranded on an island where she meets the most fearsom pirate in the spanish maine, Captain Jack Sparrow. ...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
A pulse to the past reviews
This story is a result from 1. Too much Caffine 2. No one came to take me away and 3. Late at night I go completely insane. Self insert, sort of. Jamie and Kaylee are insane and somehow end up in the past on the Jack's Ship. Can he handle the crazy?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004