About Me

Real name : Jessica

Gender: female

Age : 23

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Where I live : Hessen,Germany

My interests : I love to read, to play video games, to eat sweets and to have fun.

Favorite Animes and Manga: Ubel Blatt, Bleach, One Piece, InuYasha (actually I prefer the fics over the original), Ranma , Witch Hunter, Id, AKB49, Tower of God

Favorite Games: Zelda, Shin Megami Tensei, Dragon Quest, Tales of Vesperia, Harvest Moon … in short I adore good rpg’s with great stories.

NOTE : As you have realized I am German, so English is my second language. I will only write in English due to the fact that I want everyone to enjoy my stories and not just kinsman of my nation. The reason is quite simple: I hate it when I cannot read good stories just because of language barriers (that is cruelty!).

For the fact that I am a girl I obviously like Yaoi (relationship between males). I myself am het, but I have no problem with people who prefer the same gender. I think as a fan I will try writing those myself.

And here are some of my favorites :

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

11. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

15. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

16. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance