Boysboysboys love em
 Author has written 12 stories for Big Time Rush. LOLOL I haven't been on here in years but i don't want to delete my profile yet bc it's got a lot of memories, so feel free to read what 12 year old me was like... So i decided to change up my profile bio whatever because...well becasue i can. First off a warning because my profile is soooooooooooo long. Like ridiculiously long. it hurts for me to read it. now about me. Now, i'm black. I KNOW SHOCKER!! Everyone is all like I act like a white person, but i can't help it sometimes. but i am in fact black, and i do love Big Time Rush. I feel like one of the few African Americans who obsess over the boys...-insert dramatic sigh here-. I FUCKING LOVE BIG TIME RUSH!! But i've only seen them in concert once at a jingle jam. i follow them on twitter i know the songs and i i spend every waking moment thinking about them. i'm like the only rusher at my school so i escape to fanfiction and twitter to connect with my fellow rushers. oh and David Cade (the dude who plays Jett) is hilarious and so cool i love that guy to bits...he's following me on twitter (i really like twitter) SPEAKING of twitter if you have one follow me! @Adorkable757, i'm a pretty cool person...if you like listening to jabber about anything and everything. i love like a bunch of other celebrity guys like David Cade, Johnny Depp, Prince, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber -sorta-, and a multitude of other men. and i love all music. My taste in music is so random. Blood on the Dance Floor, Rihanna, Busta Rhymes, Prince, Usher, Eminem, Timbaland, and most of all BIG TIME RUSH (just to name a few_). Stories by me to look out for: The First Part Last I Always Fall For Your Type Name full name nick names Age 15 Hair long, black (reddish brownish depending on light) Eyes Brown Country America Likes CHOCOLATE, FOOD, FUNNY MOVIES, PERVERTED JOKES..., Gir, BTR, shows like family guy and south park, the Hangover, Will Ferrell movies, Alvin Ailey, life, books, and boys Dislikes people that annoy me to DEATH! XP, too many other things to name... Birthday Height 5' 5" Weight 90lbs-2,000lbs Personality Depends on mood Tattoos none... that i know of... Piercings on my ears FF siggy Adorkable Big Time Rush guy It's gotta be... ALL OF DEM I LUV DEM ALL!!!! If you wanna know more about me SEND ME A MESSAGE like PM me! -Enter random stuff below here- "Aww, It likes me!" "I love this show" "He's gettin' eaten by a shark" "I loveded you piggy, I loveded you" "To make room for the tuna" "It's got chicken legs" “Where are my walnuts?” “Yay! I’m gonna be sick!” “Can I be a mongoose dog?” "But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode, That happens to me sometimes!" "Aw, Somebody needs a hug" "Why is his head so big?, Why is his head so big?" "The plug thingy, It's not plugged." "Hi Floor! Make me a sandwich." "It's got chicken legs..." "I'm dancin' like a monkey" "Yay!!!!Brains!!!!!!!" "Me and the squirrel are friends!" "Your friend's in the window..." "I saw a squirrel, he was doin' like this..." "I'm gonna' sing the doom song now.. Doom...Doom..." "I'm gonna roll around the floor a bit, k?" "I gotta' go pig. I'll see ya' later." "I must have them or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes..." "Yes...Wait a minute...No." "I was a chubby lady hiding in the bushes." "Then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head." "I wanna be a mongoose, Can I be a mongoose dog?" "I miss you cupcake." "Let's make biscuits. Let's make biscuits.." "Aww...I wanted to esplode.." "Taco. Taco. Taco." "I got chocolate bubblegum." "Moosey fate..." "Meow." "I love the little tacos. I love them good." "What's this do? What's that do?" "Where's my mouth?" "No wait-come back. I need stuff." "Oh-yeah..." "I'm making the cake." "Leprechauns." "Yay-I'm gonna' be sick!" "Aww, your little robot boy's broken..." "I'm runnin'-I'm runnin', I'm naked, And I'm Runnin'." "You say weird like its a bad thing." "I don't wanna behaaave and I'm don't wanna live up to your ssstandards." "Let's go to my room pig!" - All of those are Gir quotes. If you don't know who Gir is you might be dumber a barrel full of dumbies and rocks... Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. If you agree copy/paste this onto your profile. 1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. 2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. 4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. 5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. 7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. 8- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 9 - A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. 10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little COPY AND PASTE AND COPY AND PASTE AND COP... -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass. When God made man, she was only joking. God must love stupid people- he made so many! Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh. Adults are just kids with money. TGIF- Thank God I'm Female. Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. I see dumb people. You. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs. Don't judge a book by its movie. My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test. Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Boys will be boys ... so will a lot of middle aged men. A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total= 21 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall. Total: 16 For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) PREP GOTHIC (X) Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK (x) You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA (X)You like rap. HARDCORE//scene (X)You like loud music Athletic Total:5 1st = Emo 2nd = Geek/Gothic 3rd =Punk/Prep/Scene 4th = Athletic/Ghetto 5th = None You know you're a writer if... You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. Too true. I do it while i write and even in class. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else. Also very true in school... You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. eh Kinda. only when my phone breaks i disappear. Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. LOL Yes, yes they are. So are my A/Ns When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. Eh sometimes, mostly random crap but...i think i get to the point You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. I always leave my pencils around so they are everywhere but my room and bookbag The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. i sont really own a personal computer. You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. You can't prove that... You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. *Looks around nervously* Why yes i do. (Just did too) People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. Nope it still happens with new people i meet You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. OMG i totally do this so much! You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. Hehe so very very true... You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. Wow this is a mind reader. i threw one of my books at a wall one time cause i hated how it ended You get mad when your teacher or an author has a typo. Yeppers You write in class when you get a great idea. Si, i have three notebooks of ideas in my bag You write on your hand to remember story ideas. Yep. i also use my arms for homework reminders When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. YES !!! And i want to share it with everybody when i do!:P If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile. P.S.-Who doesn't? Oh yeah that's right NOBODY! If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world,copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer,copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile (Tee hee I'm doing that right now! Shhhh It's a secret) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. 92 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would scream "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" 3 percent would just shove her off the bridge. If you are in the 5 percent or 3 percent copy and paste this on your profile! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think disclaimers are fun to write copy and paste this into your profile If you plan on becoming famous copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever just stared at the wall and try to find pictures in the texture, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours If your a choc aholic, talk aholic or a shop aholic, then copy and post this into your profile! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Girl that sack is whack, let the chow man show you how it's done," Chowder "Later Gay boys!" Chow or something from the Hangover "Small in size, but big on taste," Chowder "Go on then, go on," Chowder talking in an English ascent " Savvy?" Capt. Jack Sparrow I ღღღ Put ღღღ ø„"ºø„„øº" „øº" ღ Favourite Big Time Rush Quotes: Logan: Together we're 64, that's older than you. (pauses) i mean, that is older than you, isn't it? Kendall: Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge? Kendall: (on the phone) Kendall: Gustavo, the song is great. Mercedes: I've just decided that...you're my new boyfriend. (grabs Kendall) Let's go! Kendall: It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken! Carlos: Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't love you? With... your hair...and your hands...and that rat dog thing... Kendall: What have we learned since we came to LA? Kendall: This looks weird, right? Kendall: We promised to do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experiene between us and...who am I kidding?! I'll race you to the media room! Gustavo: I'm gonna laugh and leave victoriously now! Muahahahaha!!! Carlos: I'm gonna bring a snowmobile to my desert island! Logan: 100% of the female population are attracted to guys with British accents! Jo: Oh, sorry. i never got your name. Carlos: SWIRLY SLIDE! All: PUDDING! Carlos: ...and then hit it with a sledgehammer! Logan: i was seven, i didn't know what I was doing! Kendall: Bad boys go where they want. Gustavo: (To Logan) So, are you gonna do the right thing? Logan: Don't go in there! He's Satan! He's Satan with Bugeye sunglasses! James: We look good! Logan: Oh no! His battery died! Wait...what? James: I think I broke the statue. Logan: I gotta get new friends. Kendall: James, you're orange and you look like a freak. Logan: I was seven, i didn't know what I was doing! Gustavo: STOP BEING ORANGE! James: My lucky comb! Logan: Oh is a letter genius, not a song title. Gustavo: i am the lone song writting wolf. Carlos: I knew we should have chose camp awesome! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Tori 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Torizzle! 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): bluezebra (Awesome) or bluepenguin (sounds coolllllll) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):Tramaine tizzle 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): tattonch 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):Purplecoke (whoa) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):otaieth (okkay...) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Renee 6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black China My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE: A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? this story is so sad. :( That 15 year old pregnant girl is not a sl*t. That boy isn't oversensitive That man isn't ugly. That girl isn't fat. She has a medical condition. That girl isn't a btch. He's not a slacker Don't judge. You have no clue what's going Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Funny Quotes And Random Things: What is your favourite colour and why? Who is your celebrity crush? Who would you go lesbian for? What's your favourite film? What's the one fast food you can't live without? Worst habit? Last song you listened to on your Ipod? Three most listened to songs on your itunes? DO YOU Play an instrument?: nope Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: yes Like to sing?: all the time (Even though i cant) Have a job?: nope Have a cell phone?: yes Like to play sports?: yes Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no Have a crush on someone?: a couple of people Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: nope Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: exactly 5 Have any special talents/skills?: writing, dancing, and acting Exercise daily?: school walking (in the hallways) and during football season Color Guard Like school?: sometimes CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?: yes Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes Speak any other languages?: spanish and a tinnny bit of french Go a day without food?: no I need food Remember your dreams: most of the time Read music, not just tabs?: kinda Roll your tongue?: yes Eat a whole pizza?: YES!!! HAVE YOU EVER Won something in the lottery?: nope Snuck out of the house?: nope Lied to get out of trouble?: yes Had a computer crash?: yes Gotten lost in your city?: yes Seen a shooting star?: nope Been to any other countries?: nope Had a serious surgery?: yes i fractured my finger in a color guard accident Solved a rubiks cube?: heck no Gone out in public in your pajamas?: once or twice (And every year for pajama day) Cried over a girl?: once (In a friendship way!) Cried over a boy?: a family member Kissed a random stranger?: nope Hugged a random stranger?: yes Been in a fist fight?: nope Been arrested?:nope Done drugs?: hell no Had alcohol?: A little wine and a little bit of beer once Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: nope Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: yes its so fun Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Maybe Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: yes Swore at your parents?: yes (but she didnt notice) Kicked a guy where it hurts?: oh yeah Been to a casino?: no Ran over an animal and killed it?: no thank god Broken a bone?: yes an arm and a finger Gotten stitches?: nope Had a water balloon fight in winter?: nope Made homemade muffins?: no Bitten someone?: yes many times Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: once Burped in someone’s face?:alot to my little sister. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth: this morning Cried: a month ago Went to the bathroom: at school Saw a movie in a theatre: three weeks ago Read a book: today Had a snow day: January 2011 Had a party: March 10th for Big Time Movie with my cousins Went to a doctor: august 21, 2012 for my finger Tripped in front of someone: yesterday Went to the grocery store: yesterday Got sick: last week Got cursed: can't remember Called someone: earlier DO YOU PREFER Fruit/vegetables: fruit Black/white: black Lights on/lights off: lights off TV/movie: Movie Body spray/lotion: lotion Cash/cheque: cash Pillows/blankets: blankets Headache/stomach ache: headache Paint/charcoal: Charcoal Chinese food/Mexican food: mexican food all the way. Summer/winter:winter Snow/rain: snow Fog/misty: fog Rock/rap: rock Meat/vegetarian: meat Chocolate/vanilla:choclate Sprinkles/icing: icing Cake/pie: cake Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries Ocean/swimming pool: swimming pool Cookies/muffins: cookies Wallet/pocket:pocket Window/door: window james maslow/hutch dano: James Maslow and you better not forget it!! Pink/purple: purple Cat/dog: dog (I hate cats so much its ridiculous) Long sleeve/short sleeve:short sleeve Pants/shorts: shorts Winter break/spring break: Winter break Spring/autumn: Spring Clouds/clear sky: clouds Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Guy: I want to give myself to you Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out (if you're a girl that would say stuff like that, then post this on your profile) Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles: in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Fun things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. British Australian Italian Spanish Russian Polish Irish Asian German Canadian French American Greek Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc) EGYPTIAN : Scottish New Zealand What Kisses Mean: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you Here's 100 random questions: 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? WAAAYYYY more 3) How many houses have you lived in? 8 4) Favorite candy bar? hersheys! 5) Favorite shoes? Vans 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course 7) Least favorite school subject? Language Arts/Literature 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, but i want one 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah as a baby 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Big Time Rush!!! 12) Favorite genre of music? Pop and R&B 13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini 14) What time were you born? 3:04am (My dad told me a few days ago) 15) Do you like beer? No but i only tried a little once 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, to my mom and dad LOL 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't really own any... 18) Are you sarcastic? exceedingly so 19) What's your favorite color(s)? Blue and purple 21) Summer or winter? It depends how hot or cold it gets. 23) Favorite color to wear? I like black but orange looks better on me. 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi. 20) How many watches do you own? Two but I don't wear one of them anymore 25) What color is your cell phone? grey 26) Where is your second home? In this state 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Heck yeah! 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Neva in mah life 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None, i'm still moving 30) How many video games do you own? A lot, but i haven't played them in a while. 31) What was your first pet? A dog named Jade. She's in a better place now... 32) Ever had braces? Nope, but i'm gonna get some soon. 33) Do looks matter? It kinda depends. 34) Do you use chapstick? Yep, when i don't have lip gloss. 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School? Mrs. LeDoux (AP Chemistry), Ms. Spadaccini (Acc Math I [Freshman year]), and Ms. Hosking (Drama/Tech theater) 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Don't wear either 37) Are you too forgiving? I think I am. 38) How many children do you want? My limit is 4 no less than 2 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES!!! And i love all of it because Hot Topic is fucking amazing. 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs, bacon, grits, and biscuits. 41) Do you own a gun? Nope. 42) Ever thought you were in love? No. I don't really pay attention. 43) When was the last time you cried? Like...a week ago in the bathroom. (long story) 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watching Big Time Rush on TiVo. 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? never been to either. 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? No. 48) Nicknames: To many to type 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No. 50) Ever been to Kentucky? I think so. 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Yes 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes...JAMES MASLOW!!!! He's my baby right now:) 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yes my sister. Idk why. 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? It's kinda iffy for me. 57) Do you dye your hair? No, I want to though 58) Does anyone like you? -_- yes... 59) What year were you born? Why is that important? but 1997:D 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's! 63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes! 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I'd say my mommy. 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? The smile, hair, eyes! whichever i see first 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, I can't sleep when there's light! 67) Have you ever eaten paste? Not that i remember, but most likely 68) Do you own a webcam? nope 69) Have you ever stripped? In private once. But it was some workout DVD. 70) Ever broke a bone? Yeppers. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope 73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles right now! 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't think so. 75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATS!! 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House. 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yeah, i havent really talked to her yet though. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes. But they were kidding. 79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes i think so on my stomach 80) Do you own a car? No, haha i wish though 81) Can you cook? Alot! 82) 3 things that annoy you: Judgy people, squeaky shoes, and Sarahs (Big Time Rush HATERS!) 83) Do you text message often? Yeah, actually. I'm not good with face to face. I think i'm socially awkward. 84) Money or love? Love is way better. 85) Do you have any scars? A bunch of them all over my body. 86) What do you want more than anything right now? My own T.V show 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? It depends on the movie and who's with me. 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? It depends on how greasy. if its like WET then no. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Haven't seen a single one. 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes for my card making purposes. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? LMAO my mom 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My classmate 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My mom... 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My mom (Yeah i know my mom is so confusing. she makes me do everything) 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one. 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one. 100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Zach 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find? 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 9. What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13. Seen anything weird lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics… 19. A quote that you love/live by: 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? 25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? 26. When is the next time you will have sex? 27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" 28. Favorite planet? 29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? 30. What is your favorite ring on your phone? "31. What shirt are you wearing? 32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? 33. Bright or Dark Room? 34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? 36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? 37. Where is your mailbox? 38. What's a word that you say a lot? 39. Who told you he/she loved you last? 40. Last furry thing you touched? 41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? 42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? 43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with? 44. Favorite age you have been so far? 45. Your worst enemy? 46. What is your current desktop picture? 47. What was the last thing you said to someone? 48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take? 49. Do you like someone? 50. The last song you listened to? ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (p.s. this bunny is NOT PINK) This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! If you want your army of killer bunnies to rule the world, copy this and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, lovenyami (Come on and join the club people. Nobody is exactly the same anyways), xXxDragonxPhoenixXx, Boyboysboys love em If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile4 If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, then copy and paste this to your file Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read, that put it in your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs! If you hate it when people bash 4KidsTV, please copy/paste this into your profile! (it get's old) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I don't love it but i kinda like it) If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile. Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (You have evil thoughts but you can't put them to action)AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, lovenyami (Those people seriously need to get a life), xXxDragonxPhoenixXx (they always make me feel bad about myself even if I dont show it) (yes and we shall rule the world together), Boyboysboys love em Girls PLEASE READ & SUPPORT IT BY COPY & PASTING IT ON YOUR PAGE! If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (When am I not?) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...).Uya Comaru (Bunnie and Wolfy are my loves). Velgamidragon (Eee, Snowy!). lovenyami (just about all my stuffed animals. i love them all =D). xXxDragonxPhoenixXx (hides in closet and huges stuffed dragon). Boyboysboys love em (Spotty my valentines day puppy) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it; you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, Sutaakihitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, Naito No Megami, Velgamidragon, lovenyami, xXxDragonxPhoenixXx, Boyboysboys love em If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallenupthe stairs, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so out of it you spelt another persons name on you paper, copy and paste this into your profile. "Sneezing is better than sex. It's a mini-instant orgasm. You keep you clothes on, you don't get involved, you can do it in public and when your done, perfect strangers bless you. Annoying things to do on an elevator 2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 5) SAY -DING at each floor. 6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistrey between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.) you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile If you support Sparrabeth because it is one of the few romances out there that is truly tragic, copy this into your profile. If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile If you support Sparrabeth because...you support Sparrabeth, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is not broken and Will and Elizabeth will neverbe together, and if you believe that the son of Elizabeth is Jack's son, copy and paste this into your profile! 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Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 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MyNameIsCAB, mysteriesunveiled, i will make you rise with me, DragonLady24,TMNTgirl, ninjalover13, JohnnyDeppIsMine, Boysboysboys love em If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB,macO'Niell, mysteriesunveiled, i will make you rise with me, DragonLady24,TMNTgirl, ninjalover13,JohnnyDeppIsMine, Boysboysboys love em Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted My Name- What's yours? A=Hot B=Kind hearted C=Great friend D=Great lover E=Sexy F=Cute G=Cool H= Girly I=Imaginative J=Easy to fall in love with K= Loveable L=Funny M=Adorable N= Beautiful O=Loves a lot of people P=Friendly Q=Popular R=Talented S=Honey Bunny T=Memorable U=Gossiper V=Groovy W=Smiles a lot X=Popular with boys Y=Voice of an angel Z=Natural beauty So what's mine? T- Memorable O- Loves A lot of People R-Talented I- Imaginative WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile IF YOU LOVE JOHNNY DEPP/JACK SPARROW PLZ COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO UR PROFILE!! If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! If, at the point in AWE when Elizabeth says, "You thought I loved him" about Jack, you screamed out "YOU DO!" at the top of your lungs, causing everyone in the immediate vicinity to look at you, copy this into your profile! No Means No Guy: "Can we have sex right now? 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. (I'll admit, this one got me)(my mom hates cats so she leaves out antifreeze for them to eat and it turns to glass in their stomachs so they die o_O) Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? ... Where's that extra penny going to? Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"? The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? i speak fluent sarcasm. yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.. EVER WONDER (part2): Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy. This also applies to guys!! Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11. Only in America...do wa leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. Total: 6 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. (More lazy) Total: 8 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. Total: 4 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. Total: 7 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. Total: 8 On Friday, November 18, 2011, @BTR_Swaagsaid: 40 THINGS TO DO WHEN MEETING BIG TIME RUSH. :) 1. say "hi" to them. obviously. "Shoot him!"
- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile. - If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics. - If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile - If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. - If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile. - if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and still don't feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile. (Even though seven hours of pure Jackness is amazing, you can still never get enough of that sexy beast of a pirate.) If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! 7 Ways to Scare the Crap out of Your Roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..." sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a guy puts his location in a girl's destination. To increase the populatin of the next generation. Do you get my explination or do you need a demonstration? ;) |
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