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Joined 03-25-14, id: 5614271, Profile Updated: 04-21-14

Hey what's up.

I'm kinda new to fanfiction but I read them all the time.

My real name is Jasmine.

I have then best friends in the world.

My Fav strories are Mortal Instruments and Percy Jackson.

To all u haters out there.

You don't bring me down because I am my own person.

You can't hurt me unless I give u permission too.

PLEASE PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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Favourite funnier Quotes from TMI:

"I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames."

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"

"If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know."

"I'll just have them change demonology textbooks from 'Almost extinct' to 'Not extinct enough for Alec. He likes his monsters really, really extinct."

"I always thought it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave.' No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it."

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Be thee gone woman and bring me something brown."

"Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina."

"'Black for hunting throughout the night For death and sorrow, the colors white. Gold for a bride in her wedding gown And red to call enchantment down.' Shadowhunters get married in gold? Sorry to crush your dreams of a white wedding."

"I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats," he said. "Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace', or 'Hot Stuff.''' "You did not just say that." "You don't like 'Hot Stuff'? You think 'Sweet Cheeks' might be better? 'Love Crumpet'? Really, that last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically, my family is British-"

"Try not to murder any of my guests"

"I passed out and you guys tattoo me? I thought that only happened in Vegas"

"Go ahead, hang your head out the window if you need to." "I'm a werewolf not a golden retriever."

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black than the Widows of our Enemies since 1234."

"We came to see Jace, is her all right?" "I don't know, does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?"

"Who wants to do me?" "A regrettable choice of words."

"I don't remember the Clave inviting you to the Glass City Magnus Bane." "They didn't, your wards are down." "Really? I hadn't noticed." "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." *Turns to Luke* "Tell him the wards are down."

"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."

"I think she just asked if she could touch my mango."

"It's the mortal cup Jace not the mortal toilet bowl."

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in 'y'."

Isabelle:Well, while you were off trapping vampires, I was uptown fighting off a Hydra demon. With Clary. Jace: With Clary? You took her demon hunting with you? Isabelle- Isabelle:Of course not. She was already well into the fight by the time I got there. Jace: But how did you know—? Isabelle:She texted me. So I went. Jace: She texted you? Is she all right? Did she get hurt? Isabelle:Yes, she’s bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I’d avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out.

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Take It All by ReadersConscious reviews
Jace cheated on Clary and left her to be with Aline in Alicante. After a year of being sad, she and Alec get close, and they share in the similarities of being hurt. They fall for each other, loving each other with their body, mind and soul. What happens when Jace finds out his Parabatai is dating his ex? What happens if Jace can't let go of the past?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,729 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Alec L., Clary F.
Learn to love again by justbeautifulme33 reviews
Jace is a 23-year-old single father. His fiancé ran off with her new lover and Jace needs to get his life together again. Will Clary be able to teach him to love again, as his triplets' nanny? Will Jace learn to love again? [AH, AU and probably OOC too.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
If I Could by ImpossibleSociety reviews
Clary Fray has spent the past two years with her father Valentine. But now she's back , better than ever, but with an overprotective brother named Jonathan and his soccer team, things might not go as they were planned. AH, AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,225 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Ascension by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: Running away with your brother and his band of famous, but obnoxious rockstars isn't all it's cracked up to be. Fame is a dangerous beast. Wild and unpredictable. And so is Jace Herondale. But how can you love a boy that's desired by millions and acts not quite human? -Clace- R&R?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,894 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Desperate Measures by Adele18 reviews
She turned her gaze towards the other members of the council and spoke with conviction. "Desperate times call for desperate measures.We must force all shadowhunters over the age of 18 to marry and bear children as soon as possible. It is the only way. " / Clace and Sizzy story,although mostly Clace moments. Contains lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Alicante Holiday Camp: The Chaos Continues by marshmallowpandaxox reviews
What happens when you put character from The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices in a holiday camp together? A whole load of trouble! Read on to find out more!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., OC - Complete
Jace and Clary Best Friends by mizzladybug reviews
ALL HUMAN Clary's parents are divorced Clary decided to go with her dad Valentine and John went with their mom Jocelyn. Clary meets Jace and over the years they become really close and are now best friends. Jace moves away. A month later Clary goes and moves in with her mom and brother in new York. y and John are twins in the 12th grade with Jace Sorry, I suck at summaries
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
GossipGirl by Commander-of-Anime reviews
Clary, Maia, Magnus, Jordan, Camille, Jonathon, and Simon all go to Alicante Academy, a performing arts school in New York. Clary and her friends run a secret website called #GossipGirl where all the drama/gossip of the school is put together and no one knows who Gossip Girl is. What happens when Jace, Alec, and Izzy start going here? Because you can't hide from Gossip Girl.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,030 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Angel to Balance the Demon by Lacie-Abyss reviews
Sebastian is back to take Clary from her friends and family, offering to leave them alone if she come peacefully. Clary despises him, but will time and a change in his behavior cause her to soften up to him, or will she still choose her friends over the demon that is her brother? After COLS. COMPLETE AFTER A YEAR AND A MONTH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 395,939 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by the little ghost reviews
Clary has been chosen to attend a special academy to hone her skills. She just so happens to meet Jace there, and a story (hint hint hiiiiint) ensues. Of course, this school isn't everything it appears to be. Demons and angels alike collide, and Clary is caught in the middle. May change the rating as it progresses. Clace, Malec, Sizzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Valentine M., Sebastian V.
Caught in the Crowd by ClaceandStelenaTMITVD reviews
Simon is an antisocial nerd. Clary is the rich popular girl. She notices him alone and walks with him, out of pity. They get really close and it annoys her other friends. One day three guys come and beat up Simon for hanging out with Clary and stealing her from them. Will Clary help him or get caught in the crowd? Will Simon find love? Will Clary? TID characters Clace OOC COMPLETE
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Clary F., Simon L., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Alec and clary by That.ginger.kid.123456789 reviews
In City of Bones. What if Clary hadn't fallen for Jace? What if she had fallen for someone else? WARNING: RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Alec L., Clary F.
Harmony by Ness1e reviews
Clary is a famous singer, with full concerts, crazy fans and all the troubles that accompany it. But then she meets someone who could make it so much easier, or harder? not good at summaries sorry... but please give it a read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Clary F.
Idris High by Divergentshadowhunter99 reviews
Clary Fray is an orphan and is currently living with the Prior family. The only problem is that she doesn't feel like she fits into the family. There is beautiful and popular Tris, and football star Caleb and both parents are very successful and then there's just Clary. What happens when she starts at Idris High and then meets friends and Jace Herondale. Will love happen or not?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,042 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Caged Emphasis by flyinghourglass reviews
He's the quarterback. She was the head cheerleader. He's the bad boy heart throb. She was the popular, sweet girl. Was, that is. You see because nothing would ever be the same. That is, for Clarissa Fray.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.