Hello! My name is Nurse Carol Joy! I have an evil twin sister, Jenny, who is kinda like a Yami, but much more evil. The object she came from was the Millinuim Pendent. Don't ask... Jenny looks just like me, but with longer blonde hair and blood red nails. I am happily married to the elf Links Maxwell (distantly related to Link from TLOZ). I am on the run because Jenny has taken over an innocent country and had sworn to get her revenge on me. Mayby I'll write all of this down as a Zelda fanfic someday, but that won't be for a while. I just don't feel like digging into my past right now. O, and if you haven't already guessed, this is all from a role-playing game. ^_^

As for my writing, I love to do cross overs. It allows me to combine two or more things that I enjoy, and who doesn't love that? I have big plans for the future too. I'll list some of my ideas so that if I forget or just get board I can look at this and do it! O, and for the record: I am a horriable speller. I am sorry about that, but some things just can't change. Nouns, adjectives, subjects, names, I spell them all wrong at times. So please forgive me if it is in your will to do so. P.S. I worship my computers spell-check.

Yu-Gi-Oh! + Dino Crisis = Yugi in hand-to-hand combat with a compy
My Friends + Dino Crisis = Jenny going on a killing spree, but this time its OK.
Game Shows + Star Trek Characters = ????
Game Shows + Anything = A Good Time
The Lord of the Rings Characters + Game Shows = Unexpected Revolations
Joey loseing at the $100 Question = Funny Fic
Yami loseing at the $1,000,000 Question = Even Funnier Fic
Something with The Big Valley...
Maybe even an ER fic...
Oo, Finaly Fantasy 8... Growing up as a sorceress...
Or maybe even Final Fantasy 7... what would happen if Could never got better from his mako illness after being in the life stream...
Team Rocket finally winning? I could only dream...
Brock finally getting a girlfriend? Wish I was the lucky girl...

Now for my Ode to Flamers:

Flamers leave,
I don't need you.
Bad vibes suck,
You do too.
You disturb the Zen,
You ruin my Chi.
Flamers leave,
Or will you dare face me?

For the record, I hate Joey and Tea and Serenity. They need to die. Repeatedly. Joey is too stupid, and Tea and Serenity are so pure and good that they make me wanna hurl. Nobody should ever be allowed to wear that much pink and say so much meaningless $! about friendship. And Tea is a hypocrit. She said at the beginning of seosin One that Yugi should do what ever it takes to save his grandfather, but when it came down to the dual with Seto she told Yugi not to attack because it would kill Seto eventhough that was what he needed to do to get into the castel therefore giving him a chance to save his grandfather. I HATE HYPOCRITETS. I also have a strong dislike for Yami Yugi because he keeps on beating Seto. I love Seto. He's my hottie little demi-god.

Ok, now that I've done that I'll talk about myself (the real me, not the role playing one described above). I am a 15-year-old brunette who has a love for writing. Right now I'm a sophmore at Blair High School and have arranged my schedual so that this would be my hardest year acedemecally. That means that I don't have much time for writing fics. Sorry for the truth, but I'll try to update one story or to start anouther at least once a month. Promise! I am a Sexy Sexy Band Geek, playing the trumpet no less. One of the few girls in my school who dares to do so... Anyways, if you like my work feel free to e-mail me at the address above or at my Yahoo! addy, captainnemo122@yahoo.com . Anyways... Stay cool and do what you wanna do!