Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.

Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.

Future Fic. "There's only so many 'I'm sorry' shots you can buy someone; people either forgive you, or vomit everywhere." Summary: When Hope brings home a friend from college, Elijah learns there's more than just family blocking his path to love. Slightly AU with canon. DarkHumor. Multi-chapter. T for language. [ElijahxOC, HayleyxKlaus established, HayleyxElijah past relationship].

George's story in the Breaking Tradition universe. As the wizarding world faces a new evil, George meets a cunning Slytherin who has a proposal that might be just what's needed to open the shop. But how is the manipulative witch part of the new battle of good vs. evil? Who to trust? What to do? Romance/adventure/mystery/smut.

Line of Durin One-Shots. Could be AU or modern day, intense, fluffy, even not hot or romantic. Anything goes. Updates infrequent depending on when inspiration takes me. Rated M for a reason.

Giulia loves it when her 'uncle' Damon comes home to Mystic Falls: When his brother Stefan starts dating her best friend, she has to lie to protect her family; and when her father is killed, things start spiraling out of control. Vampires, lycanthrophic exes, dating drama, drunken binges, funerals and formals. If someone looked out for the 'collateral damage'.

Aranduriel is the daughter of Lord Elrond and sister of Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen Undomiel. She meets the company when she is asked by Gandalf to join in on the quest. She wholeheartedly agreed to do so, but the question is will the company be able to handle someone like her? Even the one that who has interest in her

Adeline Lestrange is the daughter of murders. The child of Voldemort's biggest supporters. And there is nothing she can do to escape who her parents are, nor the horrors of her past. But, starting out at Hogwarts this year, she is about to realise there is much she can do to change who she is, and what her future may contain. (Formerly The Weasley Twins and Me.)

After BoFA, a deal is to be made between the Shire and Erebor - all due to Bilba's suggestion. Hobbits are asked to migrate to heal the land Smaug destroyed. And Fili? He was just trying to reinforce intercultural relations.

A founding family that hides more than you know, our favorite vampire bad boy finally finding his true match and a whole lot of trouble they have to get through in order to find happiness. Starts from S1, with a lot of changes to the story as we go on. Damon/OC, Stefan/Elena and lots of others.

Eska was travelling alone when she's saved by a company of dwarves, a hobbit and wizard. Common sense would tell you travelling with a group is safer, yes? No. Eska is suddenly thrown into all kinds of trouble because of the danger this group seem to attract, but in it she finds a family, best friends and Kili. How do you even start explaining that relationship? Kili/OC

I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.

If Fíli was a lion, then she was his lioness and this is the story of their love. Both Hobbit and pre-Hobbit - AU mix of both movie and book. Rated M for sexual content in some chapters.

A young elven maiden, Ruunya, leaves Rivendell to find adventure but finds Kili and Fili instead. It is love at first sight, Kili stealing her heart away.

'It is defined by one's actions'. Ilá, shield-maiden of the Dúnedain and Ranger, is commissioned by Gandalf to bring common sense on the dwarves' quest to reclaim Erebor. Cousin to Aragorn, Ilá's knowledge of the Wild aids the dwarves, and teaches the young princes what it means to be royalty. On their journey, Fíli becomes obsessed with 'treasure'.

It was in the moment before the sorting hat dropped onto his head, as he stared into a pair of bright silver eyes still brimming with unshed tears from when that Gryffindor had tripped him, that he made his choice.

Vittoria De Luca is a reporter with a little problem. She's curious, bold, and independent. What happens when this independent girl does a story on the oh so attractive Josef Kostan? Throw in some drama, humor, crime, and a bit of romance. Josef/OC.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE