Draco is bleeding out on the bathroom floor, that is until his dormant Veela heritage kicks in and heals him. Unintentional bonding, unexpected powers, surprising alliances, and very very confusing dreams. The last two years of Hogwarts just got more interesting. Explicit Drarry. Cannon divergent from mid-year HBP.

After Voldemort's return, Harry finds an unlikely ally. The Child of Light made a deal with a demon. A snarky, sexually promiscuous, slightly insane, possibly incompetent demon. Rules are going to be broken (as well as the fourth wall, and probably some bones). Yep, the Wizarding World is screwed. Reviews are welcome! Sequel up now!

Jesus comes back from the dead yet again and he needs to unite with sonic the hedgehog to destroy the evil forces of satan. Armed with a mechanical scythe that is also a katana he sucks off sonic and fights the evil satan. Along the way they make great friends and they learn the powers of friendship.

A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. What will happen to the Light, and the Wizarding World, as a result?

AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.

"Do you like what you see, Potter?" Harry stared at the naked Slytherin, fixed his gaze on the traitorous hand on his hip. On its back, a fresh scar reads "I must not tell lies". Harry wanted to push Malfoy away. He wanted to ignore the painful tightness in his pants. Badly. Desperately. "Yes," Harry said instead, softly "It's exquisite." HPDM SLASH. MATURE CONTENT. MIND GAMES

Harry is an Auror assigned to go undercover to capture a murderer. The catch? Harry has to use himself as bait through a gay dating service. It seems like a good plan until Harry starts to fall for one of the men he's supposed to be investigating. Is he falling for the murderer or the next victim? MxM Drarry

Harry Potter was going to kill his flatmate for becoming ill. Why did he have to go and interview some rich git? Because he was a good friend. That time Draco was ill was also the time that Harry's life changed. For better or worse was yet to be decided. But Tom Riddle's incessant need for control was kind of creepy and Harry wasn't sure they'd mesh very well. A/N: Tomarry/SLASH/AU

Voldemort has started a diversity campaign to pull the wool over the eyes of Wizarding public. Draco does his part by starting a Gay Straight Alliance at Hogwarts. So Harry decides to seduce Draco to discover the secret plans of the Dark Side. This should all go as planned, unless Harry gets too romantic and catches feelings for Draco… H/D

A publicly disgraced Draco Malfoy happens to overhear Harry Potter come out to his friends, and the opportunity for gain is too high for him to resist seducing the poor, unwitting Gryffindor. He doesn't realize that, once you get to know the Boy-Who-Lived, it's hard not to love him.

new Headmistress Umbridge posted many ridiculous decrees but Decree Number Twenty-Six is just insane; girls and boys must be at least 8 inches apart. Furious, Harry Potter storms the halls until he overhears Draco complaining about the same decree only to have his dirty secret revealed... Harry(T)/Draco(B) Drarry, some Harry/Cedric, M rating comes in later, books/movies mix world

Eren hadn't imagined he'd be making a living as a stripper. And Levi hadn't been expecting to be attracted to a celebrity pole dancer at a local club. Having just been hired as a Vice CEO, there's money to be spent on glittery extracurriculars. However, despite how Levi tries to find out the identity of the infamous dancer, the answer might be sitting just under his nose.

When a misread spell sends Harry plummeting through time, where else would he end up but in the childhood of his worst enemy? HP/TR/LV Time Travel

Sectumsempra- Harry tries to use the spell on Draco, but it's inexplicably blocked. Draco has something new up his sleeve that changes everything. Both boys end up in the infirmary, and when Harry wakes up, he's just not himself. Sixth and Seventh Year retold with a twist. Slash, Drarry, Harpy, Harry with others. sex and language warnings

Student Teacher AU, Eren is failing English, and Levi brings him in for tutoring. For my dear Danielle/Heichou. Warning: M/M, M for a reason (they totally do the do)Eren is 17, so yes, he is technically underage. I apologise. Eventual angst. Potential triggers regarding homophobic slurs and violence.

Markiplier x Jesus. The end of my writing career.

Voldemort's soul was shattered beyond redemption. Marvolo just wanted to live. And Harry... Harry was stuck in the middle. Though he couldn't think of another place he'd rather be.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

In the most sensually appetizing story of the century, two fictional characters get their groove on with each other creating a night to never forget and a week of proceeding back pain.

Basicly, it's my dream high school. 'Cause it has hetalia in it! I put myself and my friends in it. Freshman Year can be intimidating, can the hetalia hotties and I handle it? Rated T for some Language and some later sexy time O/O I hope my innocent friends don't see this! Yes, my sister is actually like this...

Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)

Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::

EWE. The war is over, but Voldemort isn't as dead as everyone believes. Harry returns to Hogwarts, expecting a normal school year, but a sixteen-year-old Tom Riddle has other ideas. It seems sometimes the line between good and evil is very blurry and fascination and hate can easily coexist. Features: powerful!Harry, Dark Arts, Slytherin schemes, and very twisted love.

CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.

In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash