Fan of Fan Fichide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Lost, Yu-Gi-Oh, Alex Rider, Samurai Champloo, Merlin, Labyrinth, Robin Hood BBC, Jurassic Park, Supernatural, and Fringe. Hi All! I'm me and these are the things I like. Funny things, punny things and Kevin Bacon. When it comes to fanfiction I: I like humor. And I'm super obsessed with Merlin right now. When it comes to anime I: Love Miyazaki's films. And Fullmetal alchemist... though the fact that they made ANOTHER version sort of makes me ill. When it comes to Music I: My favorites are Jet, the Fratellis, The Dresden Dolls, and about a thousand other artists but it would take too long to put it all down. When it comes to my fanfiction: I usually take all the credit- but, in truth, all the good ones have been a team effort. I, or we, highly recommend A Yu-Gi-Oh Parody, Arthur's Armor, and The Long Awaited Parody. (BTW, they're ALL parodies.) I hope you laugh, for laughter is the best medicine, and one day these silly stories may be credited with being the greatest medical discovery EVER. ...or the silliest and saddest excuse for a medical discovery ever. A note about my stories: I write a lot, and when I say a lot, I mean like... hardly ever. o_O. Don't give me that look! Anyhow, this probably explains the lack of recently updated stories on my account. I am truly sorry for this. I know they're 'LOL-tastic!' but I'm really REALLY lazy. See? So its not my fault. Anyhow, I will try my best to update whenever I can. And another note: There is a link at the top of my profile for a very random picture of a goat. I just like it. |
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Magically Delicious? by iamjustanerd reviews
Keebler Elves are evil and their cookies are magic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Villain Filler: The Musical! by Rhianwen reviews
Even villains aren't villains all the time. A collection of silly, sappy, or just plain weird Joker/Wendy related one-shots. Chapter 18: Dear Baby. An expectant mother apologizes profusely to her unborn child.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Copy and Paste by Calum the Angel reviews
Are you tired of dynamic fanfiction? Fed up with all of those good stories out there? Well, step right up and experience mediocrity like you've never seen it before! Cowritten by Super Ceech and Spacewolf!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006
Heroes: Abridged by justanotherfrog reviews
So, this is a little spoof thing I made of Heroes. Not much else to say, really, except R&R!Oh, and I rated it T for a bit of language and such in later episodes. Each new chapter will be a new episode!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007
Spike Man and British Boy by MooShoo-The-Wise reviews
What happens when Yugi and Ryou, two mastermind criminals in a pink Barbie sports car, get exposed to radiation, become superheroes and are framed for theft? IT'S UP TO YOU! See bio for details!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura
A Sad Lack of Consonants by fiendish-muse reviews
A PARODY. One day, Sesshoumaru falls madly, deeply, and dangerously in love with Kagome when she is weeping in the woods and becomes determined to have her as his mate. Bad plot twists, bad romance, and generally bad writing ensues.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
One fourth Metal Author by Kid-author reviews
To obtain, something of equal value need not be lost. This is Fan Fiction’s first law of Author Power. Usually. There’s a catch. There’s always a catch. At long last, an update!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005
Invasion of the cows by Daggers hurt reviews
Just read...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Evil Villain Henchman Exchange Program by Rhianwen reviews
Joker and Wendy are given a valuable opportunity for learning, outreach, and new friendships forged through common interests. Naturally, they are Not Happy about this. A Star Wars crossover.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005
Love is Blind by Super Ceech reviews
Love is blind...and deaf...and mute...and stupid! Join us for an indepth look at the...odder pairings of Inuyasha. Cowritten by Spacewolf and Calum the Angel!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,935 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Hiding in the Back Seat by laurabryannan1 reviews
A continuation of the conversation the three have in the promotional video for Champloo's second season at the beginning of episode 18. This is really dumb and very OOC, so be forewarned! Adult language.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action! A Parody by ShadowSpy reviews
Another parody for laughs. My second fan fic: I want to see if I can write parodies. Rated for language and mild violence. Please Read and RevieW!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006
Committing SUEicide by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No More Clowning Around by Carcaohtar reviews
Sequel to Cure for the Hiccups. Before Mugen, Jin, and Fuu can pass the next checkpoint on their way to Nagasaki, Mugen must face some old fears, including clowns and Jin's herbal tea.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete
Always Let the Soundtrack Be Your Guide by Rhianwen reviews
Junior angsts. The background music gets personal. And what does Funky Town have to do with anything?
Read or Die - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005
Harry Potter and the Muffin of Fire by TheMonkeyStoleTheWallet reviews
In this parody Harry returns for his 4th year at Hogwarts with a shocking event taking place, House-elves and tight spandex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004
You Can Learn in Your Sleep, You Know by FreakyWannabes reviews
One year after the Spirit World, disaster strikes, involving a nerdy kid, a suspicious principal and one strange bathroom. Hold on to your seatbelts, it's gonna be a BUMPY ride!
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
Badfic by Lady Sigyn reviews
Marysues, extreme oocness, and pointless plots. If you think you've read the worst fanfic ever, you haven't seen anything until you've read this parody.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005
Those who shouldn't perfom alchemy cont by Maes Hughes's lover reviews
The madness continues, Hughes's destruction continues, Roy's drinking problem continues, in Those who shouldn't perform alchemy continues. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Seven Days by QueenofRandomness67 reviews
My Second Fanfic! A parody of The Ring! Pweez Review!Rated for Violence, and Language. Now Complete! Warning: wierd pairings in final chapter
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Who Wants to be a Dolleranaire by Zanman reviews
Anime characters go on a show were you try to get 1 doller bill.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2005
A Case of Lost Seriousness by Jack E. Peace reviews
The characters of Lost have gone haywire...or could it be they're just acting like themselves. Decide for yourself in this fic that involves brain surgery, slushies and hero poses.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005
Mokuba's Ideas by Doom Phantom reviews
Mokuba comes up with the stupidest idea for Kaiba Corp. and suggests it to Setto, who strangely likes the idea himself. No longer a One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
LOTR:WTF? by poisonreign reviews
A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. Mucho Stupido. Chapter 7 up! R&R!people. please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
When YuGiOh Characters Go Mad by Sami Ryou's Hikari reviews
Run away! The YuGiOh characters have gone mad! Fifth chapter: Ishizu gets a new pet!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Harry Potter and the Something Something Something by Super Shayde reviews
A parody of book six! Just too tempting, sorry [COMPLETED - 13 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Home Movies: A LOTR Fanfic by sanders-stabler-fan reviews
Prequel to 'Our Wild Middle Earth'. Electricity was recently installed in Middle-Earth, and this made video cameras, TVs, etc. all availible to the citizens. When Aragorn gets a video camera for his coronation, he uses it to tape everything. CH. 6 IS UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
Which One? by Clarenova reviews
Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Glorfindel
Another year where Harry saves everyone by charliebrown1425 reviews
Hogwarts gets itsself into a pickle, and once again, Harry is forced to save everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2004
Boromir's Hair by Briony reviews
Eek! What is wrong with baby Boromir's hair?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Boromir
The Dark Lords' Fate by Pennfana reviews
After an embarrassing defeat by Harry Potter, Voldemort ends up in Hell with several other Dark Lords.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
A pickle will get us out of this pickle! by sixsignsthecircle reviews
A road trip, an epic quest for a quasi-vegetable, a grotesque Eskimo-eating platypus…Ah, another fanfic challenge. Chapter problem fixed, Chaps 34 added.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
Misconducted Weirdness by Supa Nova reviews
Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl crossover. Hillarious parody where Ron falls for Holly (and gets his butt kicked), Harry writes his will, Artemis & Draco go head to head and Voldemort goes squaredancing. Warning: Set after 5th Harry Potter book!!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2003
And you thought it couldn't get any worse by untilthen reviews
*Chapter 7-A special guest appearance!* This is a parody of all HDM fics! It's stupid! It's pointless! At times it will be stupid AND pointless! Get over it!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002
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act SUPER natural reviews
The Fringe team investigates the owners of a supernatural car. There will be redvines. There will be bra inspections. There will be a guy from the wiener hut with extra cheese sauce. Guess what? It's a SUPER-parody.
Crossover - Supernatural & Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012
Arthur's Armor reviews
An extraordinarily life-like play by play of Merlin's life. ARTHUR TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Man vs Dino reviews
Hi, this is Bear Grylls and this season on Man vs. Wild is gonna be wilder than ever! I'm going to the Island of Isla Sorna. A harsh and humid place filled with great big man eating predators at every turn! I'll eat gross things too!
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010
Black Leather reviews
Gisborne messes up...again, and the Sheriff comes up with a cruel way to punish him. Gisborne takes his shirt off!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Guy of Gisborne, Sheriff
Labyrinth the more musical? reviews
In which a totally *cough* random person must go through the labyrinth to steal a pie back from greedy David Bowie.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009
A YuGiOh Parody reviews
New Chapter! Will Mokuba ever recover from the horrors of the closet? Will gramps ever come out of the closet? Will somebody die of pancake poisoning? Will it be Tea? And will Mai reveal just who her soul mate is? Will Tristan and Duke stop fighting...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,821 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005
Fullmetal Champloo reviews
The tragic tale of two brothers... and one's passion to become the next picasso. ...Oh, and there're some samurai and stuff too. READ NOW!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006
The Long Awaited Parody reviews
Yes, its finally here. An Alex Rider parody. Artemis Fowl phobics, be warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
LOST reviews
Before you read this, I must warn you that I may have gone crazy while writing episode 1! But I hope you'll read this, please read and review.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
The Battle of the Books reviews
Lord of the Rings, and The Chronicles of Prydain have a contest, to see which book series is better!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Christmas Incident reviews
This story is about what happens to Artemis Fowl's christmas when the Faeries show up searching for escaped goblins. (You'll have to read it to find out more.) Please send in reviews too. Once I get around 9 or 10 reviews, I'll add the 3rd chapter.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004
Harry Potter: and the child prodigy kidnapper reviews
WOW What an original mix! Who would've thought about putting Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter into the SAME STORY? Well, me I guess. So what happens when Harry "visits" the Fowl Manner as an exchange student? Please R&R. COMPLETE! Should there be a sequel?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Frodo Goes to Hogwarts reviews
Um, I'm not good at discriptions, and I think the Title's pretty obvious, so I'm just gonna let you find out for yourself. Please Review. Enjoy...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/10/2004