NAME: teleatha (pronunced as Te-lee-tha) or Tilly :)

AGE: 14

ABOUT MOI!: Well i just LOVE to live, like most other people do. I am absolutly CRAZY about music of any sort, i play clarinet in both of our school bands, am about to learn cello (insert squeel here) sing in a rock band and am bat crazy about Tim Minchin, THE GOD OF MUSIC!. Reading is what i do most of the time, thats if im not writing or hanging out with my ("awsomesauce" quote from Diary of a lovesick mutant, i just couldnt help myself!) friends. I havent actually writen any Fanfics but i do write a lot of my own stories. I will hopefully get around to writing one but my life is soo hectic atm with NAPLAN coming up and then the half yearly exams so i might not do it anytime soon.

I AM AN AUSSIE AND PROUD OF IT, ALL OF YOU THAT DONT LIKE IT CAN SUCK IT!

A Real Boyfriend

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Daniel

2. which is ur favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

Green

3. your first initial?

T

4. your month of birth?

September

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Sarah

7. your favorite number?

4

8. do you like California of Florida more?

I haven’t been to either, ill pick... Florida

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

That I will become a vet nary nurse

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

... Maybe. Nah

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Meh, I wouldn’t
say THAT! I'm sorta crazy. No I'm COMLETLY cazy!

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the
one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is
soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very
good. I like the help thing, and YAY!

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover
the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not
last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major
life changing experience for the good. Hopefully
one I want

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you
will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem
hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for
the change. TRUE

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and
would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

AHHHH! Your right.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

:O I’ve already had that many!

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. YEAH!

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and you love. And you are very
reserved. NO WAY! Sure I AM VERY loyal
to my friends, but I'm hugely spontaneous and am certainly not reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (We also do that with grapes at lunch time! :D Me and my friends know how to have fun!)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (it was red fruit punch too. Lol)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (I found it after I hung up)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (Almost caused a car wreck too. Lol, that's why you don't laugh at pedestrians running into poles.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I didn't realized until I was going to bed)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Me: I don't do stupid things. I'm the complete opposite of stupid. Random kid: What's 3 times 0? Me: 3, der. ... Wait...)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Dang... man i have done WAY to many of them. 90 something out of 100 is BADDD!!!!!!!!!!

If you think that Fang is way hotter than Edward

copy this onto your profile If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If Max needs to stop running from Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.

"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS copy
and paste this onto your profile!

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

hehe just to make this PERFECTLY CLEAR:

1. I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR IT!

2. Fang and max HAVE to get together, NEED MORE FAXNESS!

3. Avian humans are some of the coolest things IN THE WORLD, and if ANYONE disagrees, you can go up to the top of this page and click the big red cross and GET OFF OF MY PAGE!

4. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ need i say more?

5. JACE AND CLARY $EVA BABY! (mortal instruments)

6. I love every one of you and you are ALL beautiful people, not matter if your a reader a writer or just a blogger, I LOVE YA!