I prefer not to write about myself much, ill only base my characters off of myself so this may be slightly difficult for me. But since it for fanfiction I guess ill try it out.

Ok. Here goes.

1) I'm fourteen years old

2) I'm single and that's how id prefer to keep it

3) I'm going to be in the eighth grade

4) I hate summer because I can never see my friends

5) outside of my small group I'm completely unsocial. I hate making new friends

6) I'm extremely nervous about going on the internet so I'm going to say my name is Jackie.

7) I'm not at all athletic

8)I'm an artist

9)I have a cousin on this site (check out FieryCaptainSpiderSanta, she's awesome!)

10) I have always loved to write bit I feel as though I'm not very good at it.

I HAVE THIS WEIRD THING... I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE HEAT... I FREEZE MY PILLOWS SOMETIMES... I REFRIDGERATE MY GRILLED CHEESES BECAUSE BURNING MY TONGUE IS LIKE LIVING HELL FOR ME... I GO BAREFOOT IN WINTER, I NEVER USE BLANKETS AND I ALWAYS HAVE A FAN ON ME. MY SHOWERS ARE AS COLD AS THEY CAN GO AND I HAVE TO EAT FROZEN BERRIES AND ICE.

WEIRD HUH? YEAH WELL THATS ME, AND I SWEAR IF I GET CALLE D ELSA I WILL GO INSANE.

SRSLY.

SOME OF MY FAVORITE FANDOMS ARE,

ONCE UPON A TIME

PERCY JACKSON

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

DIVERGENT

DOCTOR WHO

HARRY POTTER (IM A SLYTHERIN)

THE KANE CHRONICLES

SWORD OF SUMMER

MAZE RUNNER (CURRENTLY READING)

KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES (NEED SECOND BOOK)

MAXIMUM RIDE (CURRENTLY READING)

GREY GRIFFINS(NEED SECOND BOOK)

THE BEYONDERS(NEED SECOND BOOK)

HUNGER GAMES

SOME THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE,

HATERS

PEOPLE WHO SAY BOOKS ARE BORING

TWILIGHT(VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!!!!)

THE ENDING TO THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

SHORT BOOK SERIES

PEOPLE WHO SAY ROBBIE KAY IS UGLY

WHEN I FORGET MY PASSWORD

WHEN A PLACE IS SOLD OUT OF WHAT I WANT EX. KEEPERS OF THE LOST CITIES, EXILE.

CLIFF HANGERS

PEP RALLIES

PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU

BULLIES

PEOPLE WHO ARE RUDE JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN

PEOPLE WHO SPELL COLOR AS COLOUR AND FAVORITE AS FAVOURITE

WHEN A DIRECTOR GETS YOU ALL EXITED BY MAKING YOUR FAVORITE BOOK INTO A MOVE AND THEN BUTCHERS IT. (TWO WORDS. PERCY JACKSON)

ECT.

FAVORITE ACTOR(S),

ROBBIE KAY,

JHONNY DEPP,

JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER,

FAVORITE BOOK(S),

ALL OF THEM

FAVORITE MOVIE(S),

ANYTHING WITH JOHNNY DEPP, ROBBIE KAY, OR JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER.

FAVORITE ARTIST(S),

ALL OF THEM

FAVORITE GAME(S),

MINECRAFT

FAVORITE GAMING YOUTUBER(S),

POPULARMMOS,

GAMINGWITHJEN,

DANTDM,

STAMPYCAT

FAVORITE BAKING YOUTUBER(S),

NERDYNUMMIES (ROSANNA PANSINO)

FAVORITE TV SHOW(S)

ONCE UPON A TIME,

CAKE BOSS,

DOCTOR WHO,

CHOPPED,

FAVORITE SINGERS,

MELANIE MARTINEZ

ANYTHING NIGHTCORE

IMAGINE DRAGONS

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING I FANFIC ABOUT.

COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY RANDOM CRAP!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

if you love the Fant4stic despite what other people say, and have secretly vowed to find your way to the alternate dimension, copy and paste this on your profile

if you have ever seen a movie that was so much like the book you watched it back to back like, sixty times, copy and paste this on your profile

if you have ever wanted to murder the director of a movie, because he took an amazing book and butchered it, copy and paste this on your profile(I'm lookin at you 'Chris Columbus' director of Percy Jackson)

if you have ever gotten so angry at someone you cut open their stomach, ripped out their intestine, and hung them with them, copy and paste this on you profile

if you think I may need mental help, copy and paste this on your profile

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...

why do all the Herondale's have anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you?

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelry. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad.

Dear pimples, if you are going to be living on my face, I need to see some rent.

The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them "370HSSV 0773H" then tell them to read it upside down.

When you fall, a friend who hides their smile and help you out. But a best friend to fall also from laughing so hard.

I was normal. Then I met a bunch of losers. Now I call those losers my best friends.

Be the kind of woman that when you get out of bed, the devil is like "crap, she's up!"

Dear Math, I'm tired of finding your 'X' for you. Just accept that she's gone. Dude, move on!

Me: can this day get any worse? Life: challenge accepted!

Teacher: if you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have? Me: ten. Teacher: okay, if you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone forcibly takes two, how many cakes do you have? Me: ten cakes and a dead body.

Having those weird conversations with your friend, and thinking that if anyone ever heard you, you would both be put into a mental hospital.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be the one sitting next to you, saying "damn, that was awesome!"

Trying is the first step towards failure.

A good friend knows all your best stories. Your best friend lived them with you. See the difference?