Yo! Eji here. Uh... I guess I'm supposed to tell you my hobbies or something... well, I like to eat splenda right out of the packet, but if it's old I'll eat regular sugar...

Man in white jacket*whisper, whisper*
Ejineko: What? I have a visitor?
Rekka: *Walks in* Ejineko, were you eating sugar again?
Eji: But, Rekka, I didn't shed any more than five plastic trees... and fern, and a rubber tree, and I smashed one of those little gnomes... the bastard was eyeballing me...
Rekka: How are we supposed to update SP:GWS!! without you?! That kinda makes the we go down to me.
Eji: What about that girl Debbie? She'll help out.
Rekka: I give up. I'll find some way to break you out of here.
Eji: While Rekka plans my escape, all of you need to read my fic, Control, or The Eji Hotaru Torture Show. And if ya swing over to Rekka's account, you can read South Park: Gundam Wing Style!!