So...what did you come in my office to ask? You want to know more about me, you say? Okay, here you go:

I love to write fanfiction. I'll see a really good movie or a really good book and I can't help but write about it! Hopefully you've read one or two of my stories.

I like long walks on the beach, outdoor Baroque concerts under the stars, and peanut butter sandwiches on toast dipped in ketchup.
I'm also in love with Harry Potter and Orlando Bloom.

How about you? Is it just me or is it kinda warm in here? See, I much prefer cooler weather. Maybe I should make some iced tea. Want some?

Look around my office. See that fireplace on the far side, behind you? That's made of real cherry wood, and the remains of my great grandfather's wand are in the wood. His wand was a 10 1/2 inches, cherry wood, with a unicorn hair.

Also, all the bookcases of books that are in here are my favorites. Of course there are a few reference, but majority of the books are fiction/fantasy. See, over there is the Lost Years of Merlin series, and over there, behind the glass, is my Harry Potter book collection. Then there's my Eragon book (I'm eagerly awaiting the next one), then my Amelia Atwater-Rhodes collection(Hawksong is my most favorite book ever). Then my Tamora Pierce collection. Those are my special edition Lord of the Rings, naturally, and those are the Artemis Fowl books. Lets see...Nancy Drews...Hardy Boys...King Arthur...Robin Hood...Series of Unfortunate Events...Cronicles of Narnia...

Feel free to borrow any book at any time. Just return it. I have a supurb memory, so I'll know if you steal it. I will hunt you down.

Over there, behind the cabinets is my DVD collection...Harry Potters 1,2, and 3...Pirates of the Caribbean...The Princess Bride...A Walk to Remember...Ever After...Indiana Jones...Star Wars...Anna and the King...The Count of Monte Cristo...A Knight's Tale...League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...You can borrow all of those as well.

Of course, you would want to see my music collection. I am a major fan of Josh Groban, I have both his albums. I call him my "muse", as I typically write while listening to his music (although what you're hearing now is my Lord of the Rings soundtrack). I also love Mandy Moore, Hoobastank, Matchbox 20, Switchfoot, Ashley Simpson, and Vanessa Carlton. There are my Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks.

Oh, you have to leave? Very well. Come back any time and be sure to read my stories. You can also contact me whenever you want. I look forward to meeting with you again.

Have a good day.

Buh-bye.