Name: I will never reveal.

Gender: Male (see why?)

Age: 17.

From: California.

About Me: I'm a high school junior, and I go to a small private school. Thank goodness I do, because I am extremely socially awkward. My interests include baseball (more OCD-like obsession) basketball, hip-hop music, movies, and anything Boston related. (My dad's from there, so I'm pretty much forced to.) My hobbies include watching TV, listening to music, surfing the web, hanging out with friends, playing basketball, and watching movies. I refuse to get sucked into video games like the rest of this generation, for killing a bunch of virtual dudes will do nothing to improve my life. My goal in life is to become a general manager for a Major League Baseball team. Yeah, get back to me 20 years from now on that one. I make solid grades, low 3's GPA (despite an IQ that suggests I should be doing way better), I play basketball and run track, and I'm crushing on a chick that's way out of my league. Thus my life.

Fave TV Shows: Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, South Park, Total Drama series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Danny Phantom, The Mentalist, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, George Lopez, Tosh.0, Saturday Night Live, Beavis and Butthead, ESPN, MLB Network

Fave Movies: Good Will Hunting, The Departed, 8 Mile, The Social Network, The King's Speech, Argo, Django Unchained, Avatar, The Hangover (I and II), The Oceans series, The Bourne series, The Terminator series, The Rush Hour series, Beverly Hills Cop series, Men in Black series, Airplane!, Old School, Superbad, The Other Guys, Ted, 21 Jump Street, The Waterboy, just about any classic baseball movie (believe me, I've seen them all)

Fave Artists: Eminem, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Drake, T.I, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G, Snoop Dogg, N.W.A (thus Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Eazy-E, MC Ren), J Cole, Kid Cudi, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore, Frank Ocean, Green Day, Linkin Park, Bon Jovi, AC/DC... essentially most old school hip-hop and alternative music

Fave Teams: BOSTON RED SOX (defending World Series champs!), LA Angels, Washington Nationals, Boston Celtics, Oklahoma City Thunder, New England Patriots

Despised TV Shows: Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, Gossip Girl, Jersey Shore, The Kardashians, The Bachelor(ette), Real Housewifes of Anywhere, Basketball/Baseball Wives, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (nothing like fucking up your child's future while their minds are sill moldable), Toddlers and Tiaras (touché)...pretty much anything reality TV

Despised Movies: Romantic Comedies, Musicals, Horror (insert movie of these genres, I will hate it)

Despised Artists: Justin Bieber, One Direction, pretty much any other boy band ir pop artist, anyone in Young Money, rappers who only rap about bitches/hoes/drugs/money, any song/artist that starts a new dance craze. And Vanilla Ice (he ruined the reps of us white guys forever)

Despised Teams: NEW YORK YANKEES, New York Giants, New York Jets, Indianapolis Colts, Dallas Cowboys, LA Clippers, LA Lakers, New York Knicks

99% of the users here post random stats on their profile. If you're amongst the 1% that questions the validity of these stats, copy and paste this into your profile.

Alejandro:

( ) You're Latino

(X) You're manipulative

( ) You're evil

( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees

( ) You've been severely burned/injured

(X) You have an annoying brother/sister

(X) You speak more than one language

Total: 3

Beth:

( )You are a wannabe at sometimes

(X) You have a best friend

(X ) You wear/used to wear braces (used to)

( ) Singing is one of your hobbies

( ) You easily fall for the eye candy

( ) One of your favorites colors is pink

( ) You work on a farm

Total: 2

Bridgette:

( ) You surf

( ) You're a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

(X) You get along with everybody

( ) Everything should be natural to you

Total: 3

Cody:

(X) You love technology

( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

( ) You are a quick healer

(X) You easily get sun burn

( ) You have a gap between your front teeth

( ) A poor diet scares you

( ) You play the keyboard

(X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total: 3

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

( ) You get mad easily

( ) Everything is important to you

( ) You are/were on the Student Council

(X) Everything turns out wrong for you

( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals

( ) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count: 2

DJ

( ) You love animals

( ) Everybody loves you

(X) You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

( ) You are happy most of the time

( ) You never get mad

( ) You get scared easily

( ) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 1

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk

( ) You've been to jail/prison

( ) You love skulls and crossbones

( ) You have piercings

(X) Green is one of your favorite colors

( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You pick on dorks

( ) You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 1

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights

( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

( ) You've been through anger management

(X) You are competitive

( ) You can lift anything

( ) Happiness is not your forte

( ) You often don't fall in love too easily

( ) You're never happy

Count: 1

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled

( ) You're a sexist

( ) You have/had/wear a toque

( ) You often say "eh"

( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

( ) You pick your nose often

( ) You have no friends

(X) You are pale

Count: 1

Geoff:

( ) You love parties

( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

( ) You often make out most of the day

( ) You wear a cowboy hat

(X) You're the youngest sibling in your family (BY ONE MINUTE)

( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"

( ) You are invited to all of the parties

( ) You skateboard

Count: 1

Gwen:

( ) You're goth

( ) You have highlights

( ) You wear blue lipstick

( ) You wear fishnets and black

( ) You make the first move

(X)Preppy things piss you off

(X) Annoying things irk you up

Count: 2

Harold:

(X) You can be a pervert at some times

( ) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

(X) You're a dork

( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

( ) You read comics

( ) You breathe loud

( ) You get picked on most of the time

( ) You save chewed gum

Count: 2

Heather:

( )You're the Queen Bee

( ) You are/were a cheerleader

( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes

(X) You often get embarrassed

( ) Weird people make you mad

( ) You break couples up

( ) You often call people "losers"

(X) You are never trusted

Count: 2

Izzy

(X) You're crazy/psycho

( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

( ) You're a redhead

( ) Fire is your addiction

( ) You love acting silly

(X) You run a lot

( ) You want to be called by your nickname

(X) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 3

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy

( )People often stare at you

( ) People faint when they see you

( ) You lie to most people

( ) Beauty is a talent to you

( ) You once/often get photo shots

( ) You don't care about anything but beauty

( ) You're gorgeous

Count: 0

Katie

(X) You have a BFFFL (not by term, more by definition)

( ) You have big hips, but skinny body

( ) You're pretty

( ) You're often sweet

( ) You blush easily

( ) You wear pigtails

( ) You listen to Pop Music

(X) You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 2

LeShawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl

( ) You wear baby T's

( ) You easily get pissed off

(X) You love winning

( ) You have a great taste in style

( ) You know how to dance

(X) Rap is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 2

Lindsay:

( )You are/were a blonde

( ) You're dumb

( ) You take Gymnastics

( ) Your boobs are big

( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

( ) You fall for the jocks

( ) Your eyes are blue

( ) Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 0

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm

(X) Your IQ is off the charts/high

(X) You're in Honors classes

( ) Sports aren't your forte

(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

(X) You're quiet

( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(X) You don't like parties (Yes, I hate parties. Problem?)

Count: 7 (Wow... that's insane)

Owen:

( ) You're overweight

( ) You fart a lot

( ) You can burp the ABC's

( ) Everyone loves you

( ) You love adventure

( ) You're out of shape

(X) You love to eat

(X) You often say things about historic people

Count: 2

Sadie

(X) You have a BFFFL

( ) You're chubby

( ) You cry without your best friend

(X) You accidentally do things wrong

( ) You do everything with your best friend

( ) You easily cry

( ) You love to squeal

(X)You often do things wrong (isn't that the same thing?)

Count: 3

Sierra

( ) You're a stalker

( ) You dye your hair

( ) You're obsessively in love

(X) You're a huge fan

(X) You have stalker parents (Does stalking me count?)

( ) You've been unfairly out of a game

( ) You wear your hair in a braid

Count: 2

Trent:

( ) You play/played the guitar

( ) You often wear green

( ) You've been heartbroken

( ) Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes

( ) You easily fall in love

Count: 3

Tyler:

( ) You suck at sports

(X) You often wear red

( ) You wear a head bandana

( ) You wear sweat clothes

( ) You're tall

(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes

(X) You have a fear of an animal

(X) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 4

Anne Maria:
() You are from New Jersey

() You speak with an accent

() You add so much product to your hair

() You have/had a fake tan

() You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

() You wear a lot of make-up

(X) You can't sing

Total: 1

B:
(X) You don't talk much

() You're a bit on the chubby side

() Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

() You're skilled in mechanics

() You are embarassed of your first name

() You like using initials

() You have multiple items in your coat

(x) Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Total: 2

Brick:
() You/your family has a military background

(X) You follow a moral code (not a very good one)

() You are dedicated to protect friends and family

(X) You are rather athletic

() You STINK at Fashion design

() You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others (again... poor moral code)

() You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises.

() You have the "need to be dominated"

Total: 2

Cameron:
() You're under 100 pounds

() You have lived in a bubble

(x) You have overprotective parents

() You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an "expendable player"

() You wore diapers until a late age

() (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Total: 2

Dakota:
() You're addicted to fame

() You LOVE pink!

() You are a major fashion phonon

() You usually wear sunglasses

() Your parent(s) are majorly rich

() You're attracted to nerds

(X) You and your phone are inseparable (iPhone)

() You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 1

Dawn:
() You are a wicca/witch

() You can read auras

() You love nature and communicating with animals

() You are very short

() You can levitate

() You know how to levitate

() You don't really care about money

() You are able to detect positive/negative energy

Total: 0

Jo:
() You're a tomboy

() You are EXTREMELY athletic

() You don't think anyone is better than you

( ) You aren't the most attractive person

() You HATE the beauty queen

() You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin

() Your favorite accessory is a whistle

() (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

Total: 0

Lightning:
(X) You talk in the third person (mostly to piss people off)

( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

(x) You tend to add something before words ("Dude")

( ) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender

( ) You are an overachiever

( ) You have protein powder

() You believe in teams of one

() You often call people "losers"

Total: 2

Mike:
(X) You have a mental disorder (Good luck finding out)

(X) You have said you are an actor

() You like two people at the same time

() You talk in your sleep

(X) You have a therapist/psychiatrist

() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy

() You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

() You're willing to risk your life for the one you love

Total: 4

Sam:

( ) You love video games

( ) You have embarrased yourself on your only date

( ) You have cat-like reflexes

(X) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

(X) You are a couch potato

() You have a "circus thumb"

(X) You sometimes speak in video-game talk

( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

Total: 3

Scott:
( ) You LOVE manipulating people

( ) You're a poser

( ) You like to whittle

( ) Animals don't like you

( ) You don't like animals

(X) You have a lucky item

( ) You're a ginger

(X) You have freckles covering you

Total: 2

Staci:
( ) You have a long ancestry

( ) You are a compulsive liar

( ) You talk incessantly

( ) You are rather overweight

(X) You are annoying to most people

( ) You have trouble swimming

( ) You have been bald at one point

( ) You don't have many friends

Total: 1

Zoey:

(X) You wear stuff in your hair (ball cap)

() You're an only child

(X) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends

() You like retro fashions/music

() You enjoy the theatre

(X) You have seen your crush go out with someone else

(X) You are generally nice, but have a tough side

() Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

Total: 4

So... by an overwhelming margin, I am most like Noah. I shall pride myself on that.

Loser
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[X] You don't like to talk a lot.
[X] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[X] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[X] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[X] You eat alone at lunch (I'm usually doing homework due the next period)

Total= 5

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ]You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[X] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total: 2

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.

Total = 0 (yeah... aren't I cool)

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[X] You own at least one thing from a designer store (suit, necessary for middle school graduation)
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[X] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[X] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 3

Band Geek
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[x] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself (our team sucks)
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 2

Thespian
[X] You have seen a school play.
[X] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[X] You like to act.
[X] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[X] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props (I do anyway... such a rebel)
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[X] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 6

Overachiever
[X] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight A's.
[X] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[X] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[X] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[X] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 5

Slacker
[X] Your grades are slipping.
[X] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[X] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[X] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[X] You are often late to school/work.
[X] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[X] You spend much of your time watching TV, the computer or on Facebook. You could be doing something more productive.
[X] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[X] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[X] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[X] Friends have called you lazy.
[X] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[X] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up. (usually just watch sports/movie)
[X] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[X] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total = 16 (Wow... I have never been more proud/ashamed of myself)

Goth
[X] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at hot topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[X] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[X] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 3

Nerd
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight A's.
[X] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[X] You actually answer the questions in class. (just to show people I can)
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[X] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[X] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[X] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[X] You wear/should be wearing glasses/contacts.

Total = 7

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[X] You write your own lyrics (i went through this phase... I was gonna be a rapper)
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 1

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[X] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[X] You drive down the street blaring your music
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[X] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[X] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[X] Old school rap is the best.
[X] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[X] You are always big pimpin' (XD)

Total = 7

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[X] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[X] You have dark hair.
[X] You love the emo song.
[X] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 4

Skatepunk
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[X] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[X] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for littering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[ ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[X] You enjoy crude humor.
[X] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[X] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 5

Metalhead
[ ] Most people are scared of your music
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[ ] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[X] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[X] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[X] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[X] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total= 4

Well... pretty damn close, but Slacker wins.

UPDATE: While I enjoyed TDAS much more than I thought I would overall, it did make me reconsider my views regarding several things. So I decided that, for the time being, I'll remove my preferences regarding characters, couples, etc. Maybe I'll repost them at some point, but until then, if you ever want to ask about my views on about something, just shoot me a PM. I'll be more than happy to respond.

Well, that's me.