Oh, yeah. Right. I forgot that there is this thing like a profile. Hm.

I can probably write a ton of pages about my wonderful and not-so-modest self but I have a far better suggestion to make here.

If you are really that bored that you are actually scrolling with an equally exciting look on your face (probably searching for reasons why the writer in question does not update their shit - okay, I have to admit, that's what I often do. Whoups. Shouldn't have said that out loud) through this profile (and highly likely not finding anything of interest) - so, if you're that bored, why don't you just go and take a look at the stories (assuming there are stories at all, of course, what to my shame will take a while) just a little further down?

I can only guess that those are a little bit more interesting.

Or not?

Well, you can always write and tell me.