Ky ran out of ideas so the torch has been passed to Kiita!

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Kiita says that she's 50% done after 2 days writing. Kiita likes speaking in third person, Why? Because it annoys people. Kiita says it should be finished soon, although she needs to send it to her beta first.

Hello! We're the Delinquent Duelists of Doom! So far, there are 14 of us, and we're all sharing an account. WE ARE ALL ANTI-YAOI/YURI, so if you're sick enough to read those stories, you've come to the WRONG PLACE. What I picked for the homepage is the Neopets guild where we meet...For our fanfiction authors we have...*drumroll*
(in random order)

Ethelflaed
Bakurakrazie (B/k)
KawaiiNekoYokai
Ky Doppelganger
Beccamabobbers
CPegasus
jeti
Katana no Youkai Okami
Mouself
katinstyle2
Maximillian J. Crawford
Kiita
DarkAngelPrincess
Vulpes, Demon of fuzzy ears

Each author will write a short bio of themselves *glares at other authors* Remember, SHORT.

Alphabetical Order

Bakurakrazie:ummm, call me B/k. i am insane, my favorite character is Bakura (I AM NOT RABID!) and i have a yami (Dark Star, just D/s) who loves Yami. and we both hate yaoi/yuri. rabid-ness and anyone who takes bashing too far. oh, SHADI MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!! *kills Convenient Plot Device* my sn=SleeepyCat and my e-mail is the previous with @aol.com added to the end of it

Beccamabobbers:
Rebecca: Basically I'm a crazed Sesshomaru fangirl with a Yami who's even MORE crazy.
Yami Rebecca: *laughs evilly*
Rebecca: She wants to rule the world and enjoys attacking random kitchen appliances with fake plastic swords...Anyways, I'm rather tall with green eyes, brown hair and lighter colored skin. Yami Rebecca: DEATH TO SHAADI! AND SHIZUKA! *advances menacingly on them with fake plastic swords* HAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL BE THE PHARAOH, NOT THE BAKA WHOSE HEAD GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING!
Rebecca: I have a COMPLETE AND TOTAL LACK OF SANITY...
try these sanity tests things.


Oro.

CPegasus: howdy y'all! name's CPegasus, butcha knew that already. if u people already know me, you are aware that i'm a VERY rabid and overprotective Pegasus fangirl and if anyone has a problem with that than TOO BAD! i also have a Yami. her name's Sam and she tries to keep me sane. and that might be all you need to know about me oh yeah, e-mail Seven87eight@aol.com

DarkAngelPrincess(used to be Koryu, Princess of Dragons): I am DAP. I'm nuts. I like anime. I know, I sound drab, but I can be funny when I want to. I'm just not in the mood. And ye be warned of my temper. KNY knows of it very well. So do my other friends. I hope to be a great author someday. That is all. i bid you goodnight.

Ethelflaed: Um . . . I'm Ethelflaed . . . I'm insane . . . I like using dots . . . I LOVE KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . And . . . I'm using way too many dots here . . . (stares at dots) Doooooooooooooooooooots . . . Since I'm acting really random at the moment, I'll just say this: I've got three muses (count 'em) . . . Sarcastic Wolf, Beowulf the Flying Squirrel, and Felix the Philosophical Cat.

Shouldn't it be "Sarcastic Wolf the Wolf"?

Oh well.

Note: I hate yaoi/yuri, yadda yadda. Even though everyone already said that. I also hate Pegasus. And this is getting too long.

jeti: er... i'm jeti. yesh. i'm... shorter than Yugi. and i... uh, i hate Honda (thats Tristan, for you dubbies out there)! and i, um... i'm a Bakura fangirl. ALL FORMS OF BAKURA!!! off the top of my head i can name Ryou's birthday, height, weight, favorite food, blood type, seiyuus, family members eye color, age... uh... i think you get the point ^^;;; i have around 400 pictures of Bakura Ryou, Yami no Bakura and Theif King Bakura-sama on my computer. i have my own Millennium Ring (and Eye, and Puzzle, and Ankh... its all about world domination! speaking of which, i now have two out of three god cards! kukukukuku...) and sketchbooks filled with all of the Bakuras. I'm currently compiling info for a huge Bakura fansite that will open one day. yup.
if you want, you can email me @ dont_email_me_foolish_motal@comcast.net and i'm not kidding, thats my real email. really.

katinstyle2: Hi, my name is Kat. I enjoy writing humor, and I think I'm pretty good. I try to keep the story on a plot line, but I can go off it at times. I enjoy a good laugh at anytime. English is not my best subject, and I do not have a rather big vocabulary, but I'm learning. I try to give everyone equal chances, and not bash a person too much. I think that's all I can think of at the moment, have a nice day! ^_^

KawaiiNekoYokai:KNY here! ^_^ I am obsessed with Yami, (sprit of the PUZZLE) Duo, (GW) and fight with flaed over Kurama (YYH)! I am also obsessed with sheep, catapults, randomness, exclamation points, and emoticons!!! ^_^ I am not rabid! (I had my rabies shots! ^_^) I actually don't have a Yami, but I am a cat demon! ^_^ Pull my ears and you WILL meet your doom, you foolish mortals!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I hate, loathe, and utterly depise yaoi/yuri! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ness. I and 'ness' to the end of practically everything...

Kiita: Choose your destiny...
Deviantart Junk:
My Fanfics! : http:fanfiction.net/~Kiita

Ky Doppelganger: Ky here. Well, first of all, I'd like to thank all of you YGO Craziness Guild people, especially Flaed and my good friend Seacat44052/Vulpes Demond of Fuzzy Ears (She is not part of the ficcy-writing team, I don't think...). Well, anyway, if it weren't 4 her, I wouldn't be on Neopets. Thank you, friend friend, for "showing me the light"! If I wasn't on Neopets, I wouldn't have neomailed Flaed, and If I hadn't neomailed Flaed, She wouldn't have asked me to join the guild. And if I hadn't joined the guild, I wouldn't be part of the DDoD. I'd like to thank all of you for including me. It feels really good to be included in a group of such great authors! Thank you all!
Chibi Seto: Stop being so modest, Ky! You know you're the best one here!
All other authors: *glaaaaaaare*
Ky: ^_^U S-sorry, people, he's not quite right in the head, u see...
Inu Joey: #_ Grrr. Don't insult my master!
Ky: Well, as u can see, I have 2 muse-type-people, Inu Joey and Chibi Seto. 4 more about them read my bio. Beleive it or not, I am completely crazy and normally very hyper. I bet u don't believe me. Too bad. Your loss. Sorry if my bio is really long... Bye Bye!
THE SPIFFY PENGUIN (a large purple penguin): *runs by* Sqeee!
Ky: Oh, and one more thing! I love Malik-sama!! He is on eternal flames! But he does not belong to me... so I won't say he's mine... But I still love him! *glomps Malik-sama and gets burned because he's too hot*

Maximillan J. Crawford: um...yeah I am l33t m@st3r Cr@wford. I look like a fusion of Kuwabara and Nabeshin. I like to hit a leather ball with a metal stick. I have a yami, his name's juuyon. He is from the Millennium Anvil. I reeeeeeeeally like YGO and am an Uncut Activist.

Katana no Youkai Okami: Call me Wolf Youkai. Um, so much for the alphabetical order.. Changing my penname sorta threw that off... Gomen! ^.^; Katana is my inner chibi self. I'm insane, like everyone else. I'm a rabid Yami Bakura (and Ryou, and Theif, too! Along with about 60 other random bishies) fangirl (don't hurt me, haters of rabid-ness!). My muses are Socks (a fuzzy gray dog) and Insane Wolf (a fuzzy, tan-colored wolf). They are both insane, Socks in a cute way, Insane Wolf in an evil way... Insane Wolf has a habit of licking knife blades all of the time... And Shadi annoys us, because none of us know how to spell his name... Is it Shadi, Shaadi, Shaddi, or Shaaddi? And, I want to steal Amelda's trenchcoat (with all the spiky stuffs on it), the Rare Hunters's boots (they look cool!), Otogi's headband (even though it would never work on my hair) Bandit Keith's little bracelet deals (they look cool!) and the Millennium Ring. (YAMI BAKURA'S IN IT!)
Muses: -_-U Issssues.
Oh yeah, and my currently kidnapped bishonen/muses are Yamo (b/k's) and the Dragon Knights. (Rath, Rune, and Thatz, you know?) I'm probably the only guildian who doesn't hate Yamo. But I am one of the few of us who hates Tea. And Mai. Don't get me started. And, i'll have you know, it has nothing to do with 'friendship rants'. Yuugi makes the most 'friendship rants.' I hate him, too. Just because he's a complete and total sissy. Sorry, everyone here who is a Yuugi fangirl. I really don't like overly nice people like him. Well.. yeah... um.. this is getting too long... so i will stop... typing... these... dots... ... ... One last thing! Go here: !! I love that site! Thank you, Flaed! *thanks Flaed* MUFFINS WILL RULE US ALL!! HAHAHA! ^^;;;

Vulpes, Demon of fuzzy ears: HI! I'm Vulpes! whee!umm...this is my part of the bio! I am a Ryuuji and Malik fangirl! And I like exclamation points! I have two veery annoying little brothers! And that is me...untill I can think of something better to say! ^_^V

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Most used emoticon: ^_^
Craziest Yami: Probably Yami Rebecca.
Sanest Yami: either Sam or juuyon
Most used evil laugh: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Author with most punctuation: Beccamabobbers
Author who uses most emoticons: Ethelflaed (Ethelflaed: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!! IT'S THAT STUPID SQUIRREL--I sound like Sarcastic Wolf.)
Author with the largest lacking of sanity:...uh...hmmm...hard question...
Most bashed character at guild: SHADI! he must die...
Most used phrase at guild: Are you having a MOOful day?
Typer of Longest Messages at Guild: Chibi Kita (I have too much to say! ^_^)

B/k's favorite phrase: saw this on a t-shirt once 'you say psycho like it's a bad thing', although, lately I have taken to using 'WOOT!' oh and 'YAAAAAAAAAAY DEATH!'
D/s's favorite phrase: short, sweet and to the point for me, 'I hate my hikari'

Rebecca (Beccamabobbers)'s favorite phrase: Oooh...purdy colors.../sssshhhhhiiiiiiinnnyyyy...
Yami Rebecca's favorite phrase: HAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND YOU INSOLENT MORTALS SHALL KNEEL AT MY FEET AND YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / *waving around fake plastic sword* YOU MORTAL KITCHEN APPLIANCES SHALL NEVER STAND UNDER THE WRATH OF THE PHARAOH! I AM THAT PHARAOH! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CPegasus's favorite phrase:oh...erm..,THERE'S SO MANY! well geh, i guess i'll use this then. i dun even know where this is from, but i get a lot of inspiration from it ^^"
"if Mars has polar ice caps...maybe it has penguins. and maybe they have ray guns"
Sam's favorite phrase:-_-' must i? it was bad enough just getting through CPegasus' bio...whatever. favorite phrase. hmm? let me see..."do you think it's possible that you could shut up?"
CPegasus: *butting in to explain* WOOT! that's a Hiei line (Yu Yu Hakusho) and it's all cool and he says it when he's all black and his eyes are glowing red-
Sam: breathe hikari.
CPegasus: *deep breath* k, that's it! ^_^

Chibi Kita's Favorite Phrase: "..."
Kaneko-chan's Favorite Phrase: "?"
Yami Kita's Old Favorite Phrase: "Mwahahahahaaaa!"
Yami Kita's New Favorite Phrase after getting back: "Everything must die..."
Note from Chibi Kita: Yes they are all short phrases aren't they?

Ethelflaed's favorite phrase: "If it isn't, it ought to be." (If someone asks me if something is a word.) Or else "moo," "oro," or "narg."
Sarcastic Wolf's favorite phrase: "You are such an idiot."
Beowulf the Flying Squirrel's Favorite Phrase: "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
Felix the Philosophical Cat's favorite phrase: "That is irrelevent."

jeti's favorite phrase: "Mais, il n'y a pas d'ecuirels qui mange du poulet!" ("but, there are no squirrels who eat chicken!") although i prolly spelt that wrong ^^;;;
oh, and "There is nothing to fear but psychotic murderers planning to break in here at any given moment." thats a good one.
KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!!!

katinstyle2's favorite phrase: I guess it would be:

If life gives you lemons, throw them at _ (insert a disliked character here) and go buy some more, because you don't know where those lemons could have been.

KawaiiNekoYokai's favorite phrase:
It would have to be a tie between:

I didn't do it!
You didn't see me do it!
You have no proof!
The sheep are LYYYYYING!!!

and

Do not meddle in my affairs for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

Ooooooh,oooooooh, I also say odd things at random points in time such as, SQUIRRELS!

KDP's favorite phrase: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. (I use this alot. I need therapy as well.)

Ky Doppelganger's favorite phrase: Currently, it is "Cows and toads are spiffy." Also, I like "I'm here to kick butt and chew bubble gum. And I'm out of gum." and "You can't laugh at someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you can laugh because you are a mile away and u have their shoes." Also, there is: "Cows," "Toads," and the ever popular, "Moo." Oh, two more! "If slavery and servantry are against the law, do we truly own ourselves?" "Make not love or war but lemonade!" *points to former* That's my friend's favorite quote, I think...

Maximillian J. Crawford's Fav Quote: I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay!

Wolf Youkai's favorite phrase: Either "Feh." Or "(insert random dog noise here, such as Aroo? or rarf? Or Grr...)* Or "Justice will prevail! Just kidding! ^~" Or.. "Even BEASTS know when to give up!" Or "Pain builds character. Muwahahahaha!"
Socks's favorite phrase: "SUUUUUGGGAAAARRR!" or, "I am evil! I am! I am! ^.^"
Insane Wolf: I say this alot. "Love ruins the best of people. And (he/she)'s a far cry from the best of people." Read our stories, and REVIEW!