Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.

England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Requested: Wade has that kink of Peter casually biting his bottom lip while working on something science-ish, reading or just concentrating. Wade thinks it's just super hot, but won't say it because he's afraid Pete might stop when he tells him. Sequel to Eh.

You just have to nod that pretty little head of yours and follow what I say. A simple rule, you can follow that, right honey? - SpideyPool. Ultimate Deadpool and Ultimate Spider-man.

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

When Tony wakes Wade up, he seeks revenge. But why was he on Steve and Tony's sofa to begin with? Spideypool and superfamily one-shot. Enjoy!

Peter tries to sneak out for a date, and it all seems to go to hell from there. (There's some angst here, but it all ends up okay!)

COMPLETE. England accidentally chokes to death, though only temporarily because he is a country. What is America to do with his dead body in the meantime? It drives him mad and he asks France for help. Bad idea. USUK, crack, lulz, and a little bit of necrophilia.

USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.

America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.

Arthur Kirkland, a nerdy boy from Azure High, becomes captivated by a new kid from Scarlet High, the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. It's love at first sight but what about Arthur's current girlfriend, Elizabeta? What will happen when something terrible happens at Scarlet High school? How will the Allied Academies deal with this problem? - USxUK shonen-ai fluff. profanity. R&R plz :

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

It's April Fool's Day, and America plays an epic prank on England. Shame England doesn't think it's funny and withholds sex from him. So America calls France asking for advice. Of course that's a bad idea ...

It s cold winter evening and Arthur walks on park where he should meet he s boyfriend Alfred. But everything doesn t go as planned.. Very short story with USUK and character dead!

Just a normal day in the Kirkland-Jones household or is it? Nekotalia. USXUK, AmericatXIggycat. Short and simple. T just to be sure./946218 inspiration came from. thank you whoever draw these:

America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.

SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.

Alfred overtakes Arthur one night while he is drunk, but Arthur doesn’t seem to remember a thing. When will the guilt be enough for the secret to come out? USXUK

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.

You are the only one that makes me feel normal, yet some people believe we are not. Why are we the bad ones, when we are not the ones harming the people someone else holds dear? USUK

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

England is a little depress because of the rain. It reminded him a certain someone that left him in the rain.

It's April's fools and the Bad Touch Trio are going to- Wait... What? They have hangovers? Who will have the grave duty of stripping all the nations now? Good luck America!

USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.

Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld

England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.

What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;