Hey all. This is Lady Firecat at the helm. I live for fics from the fandomsPOTC, X-men, LOTR and The Mummy.

Unfortunately,I'm not writing anything much at the moment folks. Officially speaking, I'm a reader of fics as opposed to a writer. Mind, that ain't to say I don't have something cooking up. There's not much to know about me, but I'll just list you a cough few cough quotes which I love, sheerly for the sake of it.

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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Late to Bed, Early to Rise; Work like Hell, and You'll be Wise.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew... your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along...and shot him. The moral: "When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut ".

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

There's only one thing better than getting what you want, and that's getting what you want and pissing someone else off at the same time.

Lieutenant: If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?
General: Standard procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.

"I know you feel betrayed."
"Well, yes, that is one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal."

When choosing between two evils, I always take the one I haven't tried before.

Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than to accept life unquestioningly. Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate, or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.