Evers'sthide bio
Eep! I haven't written anything (yet) so i have no idea how the hell you got here. Oh well. My pen name is Eversist and I'm a fan of Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, and currently, Jak and Daxter (there aren't an abundunce of those). I'm not very picky about what kind either, twinsest, S/R, and J/D don't bother me in the least. Omigosh HP/SS is DISCUSTING. You horrible people, subjecting Harry to that greasy piece of potions master... But i usually prefer guy on girl action, lol. |
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Megamind: Before the Movie by doctorwhogirl77 reviews
Did Roxanne and Megamind have a little somethin' somethin' going on before the movie ?
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Wish Fulfillment by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
Everyone has a wish. Thus there are the Jin, legendary creatures able to grant their master's fondest dream. One lovestruck paperboy is about to have all his dreams come true, and a few nightmares too InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,608 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Worthless by Phoenix Pinion1 reviews
UPDATED 06,13,06. CH. NINE UP! This is now a compilation of two stories, Riku's and Sora's. No Yaoi. Rated so because of explicit scenes of self injury. And I'm not kidding with that one. Read at your own risk!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Sora, Riku
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
What if by KrimzonGuard Bites BaronP reviews
The adventure draws to a close as the two young lovers go there seperate ways. Youll laugh, youll cry... youll wish them the best of luck. -COMPLETE-
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,787 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The War Within by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Break Down by Roxal reviews
I'm real sorry, Riku. You're a good kid. Stuff like this shouldn't happen to good people. Warnings: AU. Yaoi. Lemon. Angst. OCs. Status: Abandoned [RikuOC, slight RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Riku, Sora
Harry Potter and the Hastily Developed Plotlines by tempestuous reviews
Canon Harry wakes up in the scary world of Questionably Written Fanfiction. eek!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2002
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete