Author has written 1 story for Lizzie McGuire. *~KaTe~*I'm 14 yrs old, NEARLY 15!! i live in Australia. Enjoys writing, reading, playing b-ball, etc. FAVOURITES!! PAIRINGS STORIES!!! uMM Well Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid QUOTES!! Well, she couldn’t sacrifice herself, obviously, because she was a Mary Sue and the news of her death would cause random Elves she’d never met to die of broken hearts, and Men would commit suicide, and Dwarves would cut off their beards, and Hobbits would eat themselves to death, and dragons would stay in their caves of treasure for so long they’d suffocate, and light-allergic Orcs would wander out during the middle of the day and die, and trolls would die of stupidity, and the Giant Eyeball of Doom would burn out because he had no supporters, which overall wasn’t bad except that it would end life on Middle-Earth as we know it, which was bound to happen anyways, so, in the end, her death would mean diddily squat. Okay, discussion over.* -*Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a minature machine gun.* -*Does anyone really know the muffin man?* -*Well, that was random.* -*Uh-oh, the Fates are pissed.* -*Smile before the frownies come and eat you!* -*HIIIII!!!!!!!! *giggles insanely* *falls over* Oooops! *gets back up* *giggles again *falls over again* -*Sir, I protest; I am NOT a merry man!* -*The old hag, so knoweth not the value of her gold. Come! Let us trade it from her for yonder Skittles.* -*Come my children of the Lolly Dama, world domination is our goal! Now chant with me! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...* -*Just watch me, I'll become the God of Death once again! But right now! ...I need some sleep.* -*My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention.* -*I have a plan! Go and get me some chunky peanut butter, a half-quart of potato salad, the second drode from the thrid battle scene in the fifth row to your left from the Phantom Menace, and meet me at the coffee shop. We've got world domination to persue!* -*I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to acept * -*I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.* -*The only difference between reality and fiction is fiction has to make sense* -*You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.* "That Parrot is dead.." "It has gone and met its maker." "nah its just hybernating." "HE'S OFF THE TWIG, HE'S KIKED THE BUCKET, HE'S SHUFFLED OFF HIS MORTAL COIL, HE'S RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE BLEEDING CHOIR INVISIBLE! HE'S SNUFFED IT! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"* :i LUVE ORLANDO BLOOM, ADAM LAMBERG AND SHANE WEST!!! I THINK RYAN PHILLIPE IS SOOO HOT!!! well, i guess that's all from me!! now over to Kayla!! ~!@#$%^&* KaYlA *&^%$#@!~ HaY! xD Im Kayla!! 14 from SA, Australia & Unless u cant tell, Im a Lizzie McGuire FaNaTiC!! FAVES Show- Lizzie McGuire (hehe), Dawons Creek & The Simpsons Actress- Hilary Duff, LaLaine Paragas-Vergas (think thatz how u spell it..) & Ashlie Brillault Actor- ADAM LAMBERG!!!!! |
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