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Joined 10-11-03, id: 468587
Author has written 1 story for Lizzie McGuire.
*~KaTe~*
I'm 14 yrs old, NEARLY 15!! i live in Australia. Enjoys writing, reading, playing b-ball, etc.

FAVOURITES!!
CHARACTERS-gORdO, k8 SaNdeRs, LeGoLaS, CaPtAin jAcK sPaRRow, wIll TuRnEr, PrOffEssOr sNaPe, rEmUs, sIrIus, sCaRleTT, RhEtT bUtLeR, TeSs mClEod, nIcK rYaN, PhOeBe HaLlIweLl

PAIRINGS
- Gordo and Kate= that is something just WAITING to happen!! they go soo well together!!
-Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan!! no comment on that, they just click!!
-Scarlett and Rhett, always good to have an aggressive relationship!!
-Tess and Nick, WHEN PPLZ, WHEN!!??
-Sydney Bristow and Vaughn, THAT WAS SOOO OBVIOUS!!!
Hermione and Fred Weasley- Odd couple, but go oddly well together!!

STORIES!!!

uMM Well Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
is our first fanfic, (how exciting) but it should be updated frequently!!!
PLZ REVIEW, WE LOVE GETTING 'EM!!

QUOTES!!
*I gotta get outta here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, Pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! I've Gotta Find a way! To Jump Over the Moon!*

Well, she couldn’t sacrifice herself, obviously, because she was a Mary Sue and the news of her death would cause random Elves she’d never met to die of broken hearts, and Men would commit suicide, and Dwarves would cut off their beards, and Hobbits would eat themselves to death, and dragons would stay in their caves of treasure for so long they’d suffocate, and light-allergic Orcs would wander out during the middle of the day and die, and trolls would die of stupidity, and the Giant Eyeball of Doom would burn out because he had no supporters, which overall wasn’t bad except that it would end life on Middle-Earth as we know it, which was bound to happen anyways, so, in the end, her death would mean diddily squat. Okay, discussion over.*

-*Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a minature machine gun.*

-*Does anyone really know the muffin man?*

-*Well, that was random.*

-*Uh-oh, the Fates are pissed.*

-*Smile before the frownies come and eat you!*

-*HIIIII!!!!!!!! *giggles insanely* *falls over* Oooops! *gets back up* *giggles again *falls over again*

-*Sir, I protest; I am NOT a merry man!*

-*The old hag, so knoweth not the value of her gold. Come! Let us trade it from her for yonder Skittles.*

-*Come my children of the Lolly Dama, world domination is our goal! Now chant with me! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...*

-*Just watch me, I'll become the God of Death once again! But right now! ...I need some sleep.*

-*My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention.*

-*I have a plan! Go and get me some chunky peanut butter, a half-quart of potato salad, the second drode from the thrid battle scene in the fifth row to your left from the Phantom Menace, and meet me at the coffee shop. We've got world domination to persue!*

-*I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to acept *
Calvin and Hobbes

-*I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.*

-*The only difference between reality and fiction is fiction has to make sense*

-*You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.*

"That Parrot is dead.."

"It has gone and met its maker."

"nah its just hybernating."

"HE'S OFF THE TWIG, HE'S KIKED THE BUCKET, HE'S SHUFFLED OFF HIS MORTAL COIL, HE'S RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE BLEEDING CHOIR INVISIBLE! HE'S SNUFFED IT! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"*

:i LUVE ORLANDO BLOOM, ADAM LAMBERG AND SHANE WEST!!! I THINK RYAN PHILLIPE IS SOOO HOT!!!

well, i guess that's all from me!! now over to Kayla!!
Cheers
live life
get drunk
marry adam lamberg!!
*~kATe~*

~!@#$%^&* KaYlA *&^%$#@!~
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HaY! xD Im Kayla!! 14 from SA, Australia & Unless u cant tell, Im a Lizzie McGuire FaNaTiC!!

FAVES Show- Lizzie McGuire (hehe), Dawons Creek & The Simpsons

Actress- Hilary Duff, LaLaine Paragas-Vergas (think thatz how u spell it..) & Ashlie Brillault

Actor- ADAM LAMBERG!!!!!

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Elven Song by Jocelyn reviews
A member of the Fellowship is murdered. Ahh, how long we've all waited for this word...COMPLETE! Legolas discovers just how much he is loved by those in Middle Earth, Minas Tirith's guests return home...and Disaran gets his just desserts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,779 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Less than Beautiful by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
The wanting. The emptiness. The pretending. It was all a part of who I was, and I embraced it without question." [a Kate story] COMPLETE
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,366 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Kate S., Lizzie M. - Complete
The Manor by AStarr reviews
*Pt 1 COMPLETED!* 5th Yr: Hogwart students face the ever-continuing threat of Dark Lords & teenage hormones. Featuring Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Ginny & others old & new! Read if you want fun, adventure, drama, or love … R/R!!!!!!!! Recently made AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obituaries by keeponwritin reviews
Gordo comes back to his hometown only to find that his two best childhood friends are dead. Will he be able to face reality and move on, or will he be haunted by this forever? Chapter 11: Imagine. On hiatus.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002
Memories of Years Gone By by Seshat reviews
*COMPLETE* CHAPTER 27 IS UP!!! Yay! My take on the whole Lily and James thing. Their years at Hogwarts to their death. It is NOT a love/hate fic! Please READ and REVIEW!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,484 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2002 - Published: 6/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid reviews
Gordo goes to a party with his friends, there, after a game of Truth of Dare, it's revealed that he had a fling with K8, was it just a fling? or could something stronger be brewing?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/12/2003