Name: Jackie

Gender: Female

Hair color: Blonde with the half underneath dyed black

Eye Color: Brown (with a small green ring around the edge)

Fave Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist (and Brotherhood), Black Butler, Chobits, Rosario Vampire, Highschool of the Dead, Spice and Wolf, School Rumble, Angel Beats, Popotan, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Sailor Moon, Soul Eater, Clannad (and After Story), Shuffle!, Elfen Lied, Sword Art Online, B Gata H Kei Yamada's First Time

Fave Mangas: Ultra Maniac, Loveless

Fave Pairings: FMA: Winry x Ed, Ling x Lan Fan, Mustang x Hawkeye, BLACK BUTLER: Ciel x Elizabeth or Ciel x Sebastian (If Lizzy died or something XD ) CHOBITS: Hideki x Chi, ROSARIO VAMPIRE: Moka x Tskune, HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD: Takashi x Rei, SPICE AND WOLF: Lawrence x Holo, SCHOOL RUMBLE: Tenma x Harima, ANGEL BEATS: Hinata x Yui, Angel x Otonashi or Yuri x Otonashi (Cant decide XD sorry both are cute!) OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB: Tamaki x Haruhi, Hikaru x Kaoru (Don't judge me...), VAMPIRE KNIGHT: Yuki x Kaname or Yuki x Zero (cant choose... love them both), FRUITS BASKET: Tohru x Yuki, Shigure x Ayame, Kyo x Kagura, Kisa x Hiro, SAILOR MOON: Serena x Darien, Rini x Helios, SOUL EATER: Maka x Death the Kid, Soul x Blair, Black*Star x Tsubaki, CLANNAD: Nagisa x Tomoya, SHUFFLE!: Rin x Kaede, ELFEN LIED: Nyu/Lucy x Kohta, SWORD ART ONLINE: Kirito/Kazuto x Asuna, ULTRA MANIAC: Nina x Hiroki, Ayu x Tetsushi, Vocaloid: Rin x Len, Miku x Kaito

Animes I am currently watching: Shugo Chara, Sword Art Online (I'm actually caught up on this. When they make new episodes I will be watching them.)

Animes I plan to watch:

Anime I recently finished:

Music: Owl City, 3OH!3, Vocaloid, Taylor Swift, Becca, Attack Attack!, Any 80s music, Techno, Dubstep, Trance, New wave, Asking Alexandria, Bullet for my Valentine, Breathe Carolina, Sleeping With Sirens

Fave Color: Pink (Any kind of pink at all, but my fave is Hot pink)

Fave Animal: Kangaroo!

Fave Movies: Alice in Wonderland (both Disney versions), Back to the Future (parts 1,2, and 3), Tangled, Hot Rod, The nightmare before christmas, Soul Surfer, The Lion King (all 3 movies!), The Phantom of the Opera, Taken, Titanic, The Princess and the Frog, Full Metal Alchemist: The conqueror of Shamballa, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, The Notebook, Clueless, Sleepover, 13 going on 30, Monte Carlo, (ANY PIXAR FILM), The sixth sense, Teen Spirit, Pokemon the movie 2000, Pokemon the first movie, The Hunger Games, Superman Returns, Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo, Red Riding Hood, Men in Black, Superman Returns

Fave Shows: The secret life of the american teenager, Full house, CSI: NY, The Middle, Two Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Rodney, Everybody loves Raymond, Chowder, Teen Titans, Big Time Rush, iCarly, Victorious, Totally Spies, Smallville, The Powerpuff Girls, Handy Manny, Imagination Movers, Missing, Phineas and Ferb, 6teen

Fave Word: Dream

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave 'em in the middle)

6 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

And now, some of my personal favorite quotes:

"Be careful, curiousity killed the cat..." *short pause* "But hey! You're not a cat, so go for it!" - Serena from Sailor Moon

"If at first, you do not succeed, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED." - Demyx (Tealpirate) from Demyx Time

"Let me tell you the secret to every good story. At the start, Cinderella and Snow White were both missing something inside. They lived happily ever after with the prince on the last page, right? If the princess had everything from the beginning, the story would not have been able to start. Only people who are missing something on the inside, can become the main character." - Planetarium caretaker from Shugo Chara