Hey There peeps! AREUJESUS Here umm I dont know who ya are but i will eventually. So 'till then Heres a bit 'bout my self.

Sex: Yes please 0! Male

Eye color:Brown

Hight:some where in between tall and regular?

Favorite Music: Green Day, 3oh3!, Panic at the dico, One Republic, MCR, Never Shout Never.

Favorit Books: Harry Potter, Vampires apprentice, Eragon, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson (PJO).

Top10 Naruto Charactors:

1.Naruto

2.Sasuke

3.Gaara

4.Itachi

5.Jaraiya

6.Minato

7.Hirazin Sarutobi

8.Pein

9.Kakashi

10.Madara

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, the girl in the mirrior, areujesus

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise.
- Cyril Connolly

Hate is of all things the mightiest divider, nay, is division itself. To couple hatred, therefore, though wedlock try all her golden links, and borrow to tier aid all the iron manacles and fetters of law, it does but seek to twist a rope of sand.
- John Milton

Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate.
- Kathleen Norris

All men naturally hate one another. I hold it a fact, that if men knew exactly what one says of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
- Blaise Pascal

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control.
Arnold Schopenhauer

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide

Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.
Jean Paul Richter

The hatred of those who are near to us is most violent.
Tacitus

Hatred is self-punishment Hosea Ballou

Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise.
- Cyril Connolly

Hate is of all things the mightiest divider, nay, is division itself. To couple hatred, therefore, though wedlock try all her golden links, and borrow to tier aid all the iron manacles and fetters of law, it does but seek to twist a rope of sand.
- John Milton

Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate.
- Kathleen Norris

All men naturally hate one another. I hold it a fact, that if men knew exactly what one says of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
- Blaise Pascal

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control.
Arnold Schopenhauer

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide

Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.
Jean Paul Richter

The hatred of those who are near to us is most violent.
Tacitus

Hatred is self-punishment Hosea Ballou

you know you live in 2007 when

1.) you accidentaly enter your password on a microwave

2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or a myspace

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead just pushing the buttons on the tv

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) as you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) as you read list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) add you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) you scrolled up to see if there was a number 5

11.) now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

-"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."

The first thing we do, let’s kill all lawyers. - - William Shakespeare

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - - Charlotte Whitton

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. - - Joseph Heller

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - - Robin Williams

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - - Benjamin Franklin (Yes, he actually said that)

Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass. - - Unknown

Your best friend isn’t the person who bails you out of jail; they are the one who’s sitting next to you saying, ‘That was awesome!’ - - Unknown (Possibly Bill Engvall or Jeff Foxworthy)

Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops. - - Cary Grant in Arsenic and Old Lace

Drive it like you stole it! (My way of driving.. Need for Speed:D )

10. "What the was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9. "Where did all these ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does SO ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "I don't suppose it's gonna ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3. "Scattered ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2. "I need this parade like I need a ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

1. "Aw c'mon, who the is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

"Touch it and die."

"So I draw demons, big frickin' deal."

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Heaven don't want me and neither does Hell...They are both afraid I'll take over.

"I said put the bunny back in the box." Nicholas Cage Con Air

and the number one time in history where the "F" word was appropriate...

Top Ten Times in History When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate

Lol i think this a pretty long profile so suck on that you annoying yoai fans its just nasty preiod like the remainda, Soo um yeah. Well I tend to be overly hyper or extremely quiet... In my not so humble oppinion(yes im one of those people) you hear more and learn more. Ummmmmmm...Awkward... Oh no another gay baby was just born. Ugh lets just luanch the missile now.