I'm Phoebe, and I have a secret life... (sshhhh don't tell anyone!) My friends would probably beat me up if they knew I was writing these stories (well not literally but mentally they would...).

I'm obsessed with all things Torchwood, Merlin (recently rediscovered yay!) and Twilight - though i'm definitely not going to write anything on Twilight... just to weird... i think...

I'm actually in love with Gareth David-Lloyd, Bradley James and Colin Morgan (yum) and some other people like John Barrowman... David Tennant... Mark Salling (cos his eyes are cute when he sings :)) and yeh lots of people...

I love slash in Merlin - the chemistry is undeniable people!!

Ok so I've rambled on a bit - who cares? Not me! I have a countdown going on till 11th September people! Merlin Series 3!!!! and now as if that's not enough waiting around - we have to wait for a new Ianto-less Torchwood season!!!! (what's the point of even trying to do it??)

I need to get a life - but I really don't care!!!!!

Quotes

Jack: Okay Janet the Weevil, time for a trip out.

Tosh: You call it Janet?

Jack: Barbara just never seemed right.

Ianto: We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!

Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. [mimics telephone] Hello? Anyone there? [normal] No, 'cause the phones aren't working!

Who'd you trust to transport your goods? Harwoods! You won't be sorry with a Harwoods lorry! (I used this in my recent english test... hope the people marking don't watch Torchwood!)

Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers

Ianto: That's what I love about Torchwood. By day, you're chasing the scum of the universe, come midnight you're the wedding fairy.

Merlin: Even when I told him I was a wizard he still couldn't see it.
Gaius: Well it's pretty hard to spot.
Merlin: Maybe I should go around wearing a pointy hat.
Gaius: I don't think you'd find one big enough.

Uther : Could somebody tell me what happened?
Merlin: Well -
Uther: Someone with a brain.

Morgana: Have you still not learned how to dress yourself?
Arthur: You don't have a dog and fetch the stick yourself. No offence, Merlin.
Merlin: None taken

aaahhh merlins little rant! XD

Gaius: Where do you get the idea you can sit around all day and do nothing?
Merlin: Do you think I sit around and do nothing?! I haven't had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot, I'm too busy running around after Arthur - do this Merlin, do that Merlin - and when I'm not running around after Arthur, I'm doing chores for you and if I'm not doing that, I'm fulfilling my destiny - do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count - do I get any thanks? No - I have fought griffins, witches, bandits, I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit, and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed. Some times I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn!

Merlin: What are Wildren?
Arthur: They’re like giant – baby rats.
Merlin: Baby rats? They don’t sound so bad –
Arthur: They feast on human flesh.
Merlin: Maybe we should go over the mountains…

they don't even try and hide it anymore... good!
Arthur: I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have risked your life like that.
Merlin: Well. They do say love makes you do strange things…

Remember people! July 9th - National Ianto Mourning Day!!! Don't you dare forget!!!!

thats me! well i might add some more stuff if i remember anything remotely interesting about myself (that will not happen in the near future) but oh well... have fun reading whatever tickles your fancy - but read some of mine aswell. But just to warn you; i'm really slow at updates eek! Sorry! So long and goodnight!

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