I'm Such A Parawhore
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Woo that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.


Music Shuffle Thingy(If some of the songs are the same as PFSH's, it's because we're so much alike.)

Put iPod on Shuffle and answer questions!

1) How does the world see you?
Ignorance-Paramore(Oh, gee, thanks.)

2) Will you have a happy life?
Falling Down-Selena Gomez(I'll have a happy life. Falling Down. Wow.)

3) What do people really think of you?
Baby-Justin Bieber Feat Ludacris(I'm not a baby! Wah!)

4) Do people secretly lust after you?
The Fear-Lily Allen(No. They fear me. I'm the fear, yo.)

5) How can you make others happy?
Bad Romance-Lady Gaga_No Comment.)

6) What should you do with your life?
No Hay Igual-Nelly Furtado(I don't even know what that means. Wait, I'm gonna go on a translator and find out. Okay, I don't know.)

7) Will you ever have children?
supergirl-Suzie McNeil(And she'll grow up to be supergirl.)

8) What is some good advice for you?
Best Days of Your Life-Kellie Pickler(I... dont know.)

9) How can you make yourself happy?
Supermassive Black Hole-Muse(Get sucked into a supermassive black hole will make me happy? Sure.)

10) What do you think your current theme song is?
I'm Gonna Miss Her-Brad Paisley and Frank Rogers(Yeah. No. No. No. NO.NOOOOOOO_)

11) What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Love Me -Justin Bieber(Love me., OW OMY EAR. )

12) What song will they play at your funeral?
You're Not Sorry(CSI REMIX)-Taylor Swift(Uhm, what'd I do?)

13) What type of men/women do you like?
.Misery Business-Paramore(No. I prefer nice people, thanks.)

14) What is your day going to be like?
Brick By Boring Brick-Paramore(I'm guessin' it's a gonna be borin'.)

15) Why are you here?
Fireflies-Owlcity(YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Pwnage.)

16) What will people remember you for?
Morning After Dark-Too many people.(Um.)

17) What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
Kerosene-Miranda Lambert(YOYOYO.)

18) Why are there people waiting outside to take you away?
Taylor Swift-Tyler Dean(Aw, Taylor Swift told people to come take me away from my house to meet her! Yay!)

19) What will this year be all about?
You Found Me-Kelly Clarckson(I dk. Is someone looking for me?)

20) If you reached the top of mount everest you would scream:
One Less Lonely Girl-Justin Bieber(Sure. Sure.)

21) The next time you stand up infront of a group of people you will say:
When I Grow Up-The Pussycat Dolls(Nopers.)

22) Your message to the world:
.Breakaway-Kelly CLarckson(Something like that.)

23) Your deepest secret:
Decode-Paramore(Suhghugtyhrthu)

24) Your innermost desire:
Two Is Better Than One feat.Taylor Swift-Boys Like Girls(YESH!)

25) Your oldest memory makes you think:
Help Me Out-Suzie McNeil(Help me Out of This Memory it's painful.)

26) Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
Behind These Hazel Eyes-Kelly Clarckson (LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

27) When you wake up in the morning you mutter:
Maneater-Nelly Furtado(Uh what was I dreaming of?)

28) Right now your feelings are:
The Only Exception-Paramore(My feelings are the only exception... to what?)

29) The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Crushcrushcrush-Paramore(Makes SEnSE)

30) You scream during kissing:
The Fame-Lady Gaga(Sure. Whatever you say.)

31) You'd describe your best friend as:
Crazier-Taylor Swift(Crazier... than me. Lol, Alice676.)

32) Your friends describe you as:
Paper Gangsta-Lady Gaga(Lol)

33) In an elevator you are most likely to yell:
Today Was A Fairytale-Taylor Swift(LOL. When that song plays in the movie, they're in an elevator!)

34) Your philosophy in life is:
Boys Boys Boys-Lady Gaga(Nuff' Said.)


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Everyday Moments Of Perfection by HarlequinRaven reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
A Lost Relative by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Holly is a normal girl, along with her two best friends Chaske and Hanna. But what happens when the girls run away and get attacked by a certain golden-eyed creature? Rated T. May change, I have no clue. Angsty, romance later on. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A Visit To The Past by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Continuation of my story Fight. Alice and Jasper visit the past to find out more of Alice's past, but when things start going awry what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fight by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Alice and Jasper are having frequent fights. When Alice finds herself in Italy after one of those fights, what will happen? Strong language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Excersising by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Alice goes upstairs to excersize. Jasper follows her. Drabble-ish. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Twipod Shuffle 3 by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Another Twipod Shuffle. Go me. lol. Read. Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Dancing In The Rain by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Alice and her two new friends, Dawn and Dove, find something to do during a storm. Semi-sad! Please Read, better than it sounds. Rated because of abuse. ABUSE IS WRONG! HELP STOP IT! SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Alice - Complete
Another Twipod Shuffle by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Another Twipod shuffle thing I did. Alice/Jasper. Read and review Please. Rating cause I'm way too paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's Proposal by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Jasper proposes to Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
20 questions with Alice and Jasper by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Alice loves playing games, one of her favourites? 20 questions. Fluffy. Rating cause Im like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Twipod Shuffle by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
My Twipod Shuffle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Tortured by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Alice and Jasper are at school when Alice overhears some girls making fun of her, and she takes it seriously. Rating cause IDK. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Valentine's Day by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Title says it all. Rating cause Im like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nessie Sings by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Nessie starts singing her favourite song, which is quite inappropriate for someone her age. Bella suspects its Alice's doing. Better than sounds. Short. Sorta Song-Fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stevie Rae Reads Twilight by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Stevie Rae Johnson reads Twilight before bed. See what happens after that. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, Kristin and P.C Cast own HON. I don't.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
MY TWIPOD SHUFFLE reviews
READ AND REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
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