Draco666hide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Gravitation. Hi. I'm twenty-three years old.( I turned 23 on 7/18/09.) I'm already out of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I'm still a Syltherin. I feel insulted if you called me a muggle. If you do I will curse you. I'm back after 3 year break. I will finish my Draco Malfoy and the remake of the Sorceror's Stone. I will also write new stories that I am developing. Thanks for waiting. I wont disappoint you Dark-Magic-Shine. My FavoriteCouples: Harry x Draco Yuki x Shuichi Ryuichi x Testuha Where I Live: New York Favorite Countries: England, Japan Favorite Music: Jpop, Rock Music I Hate: Classical Favorite Movies: Kill Bill Vol.1, All Harry Potter Movies, Akira, Shawn of the Dead, Azumi, Any forgein movies. Hobbies: Anime/Manga,Writing, Playing Playstation2 and reading Harry Potter. Future Stories: Draco Malfoy and the Remake of the Chamber of Secrets- Year 2, Bigger and Better Draco Malfoy and the Remake of the Sorceror's Stone- I, Draco Malfoy is the true hero of the Harry Potter books. |
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Harry's Magic 'Wand' by KupoWrath reviews
Oh gods! What are you doing with that giant dildo! Why are you such a man-whore Harry! STD, WTF? HarryxEveryone Crack!Fic OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Change My Stripes by Sephiroth's Stalker reviews
It's hard enough being a senior in high school. It's even harder when your best friend is in love with you, and you're not attracted to other guys. But then, why can't you stop staring at your new English teacher? Riku.x.Sora & Squall.x.Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,086 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 2/12/2004
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Fic that Wouldn't Die by SporkadelicAsh reviews
Just an answer to in insomnia fit. Lip balm, sex, and slash abound in this weak attempt in a comedy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hiros Revenge by Rea Neko reviews
I might make the rating go up later. Rated so for sadistic Gravitation cast torture! Hiro is very angry at all of the fanfiction authors. yes my friends, hes tired of always being tortured. now he takes his revenge on the rest of the cast...
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hiroshi N.
The Distraction by Mrs. RT reviews
One shot for prompt challenge. Harry just can't get it out of his head and Draco is there to provide a distraction. Warnings: mild sex scene, bad humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Time Ago by Sapphire Dragons reviews
Harry is trapped within his own mind, never forgotten, always there. RonHarry, twisted angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Ron W., Harry P.
Plot? What Plot? by PolyKarbon reviews
title says it all. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Friends Maid Me Do It by BasketCase14 reviews
Because Draco never backs down from a dare. Includes Crossdressing!Draco, Drooling!Hermione, Confusedangry!Ron, and Confusedsurprisedgay!Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sinfully Sweet by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
[ONE SHOT!] Fighting again, Draco? Well, this time the punishment is Sinfully sweet. HD slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Should Never Be Witnessed by Aurora Enkeli Medeis reviews
While hiding behind a couch in Malfoy Manor, Harry and Draco witness Lucius doing something ...rather odd. Ridiculous random ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wheebedeedee and gooby snakes by Secret Whisper 92 reviews
Very random and I am thirteen and like chocolate, don't blame me blame the chocolate... the horror is my sense of humour! PG because of a humourously saucy bit and it says "Damn".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
Tea Induced Poinsettia Story by makeshiftdraco reviews
An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder...did I mention the gay sex?
And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Random Room by Supremekai-Inuyasha reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get locked in a bright white room with only bookbags and no doors or windows? After a while, something big happens and the 2 of them become to like each other! Gasp – SLASH WARNING –
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kissing Draco Malfoy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: How was it? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding you Never Would Have Imagined! by jpsbrlpp reviews
Umm, kinda pointless, there is a wedding, random anime mentions and all that jazz oh yes and Twizzlers. Might have overrated it shrugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drakiepoo by lizbennett reviews
Is Ron having a nightmare? Or is his best friend really going out with...Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter versus Voldermort by joebob64 reviews
The title says it all, beware
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Drarry: The stupidest story you will ever hear by Jackie Potansas reviews
Draco Harry totally random and utter foolishness. Or is it an author smokin something? WHO KNOWS? JUST READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spirit Week by Reese Craven reviews
Dumbledore has instituted a muggle tradition...School spirit week! The horror! The horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Warrior Island by Arctic Husky reviews
The Soul Calibur characters are marooned on a 'deserted' island! But why are they there...? Revised and reposted - At long last, Chapter 9 is UP! {R&R please!}
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004
You drive me Crazy by Vluko1 reviews
Written due to popular demand. Brittany spears you drive me crazy' Harry potter style with one insane twist... Be afraid be very afraid.beacuse this story is just Crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar? HP Style by ayell reviews
Rated that way because Draco and Blaise use swear words to end the game. Anyway, this takes place in second year when lockhart sowed them the pixies. What if it was instead cookies! Then a Mystery unfolds, WHO stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Potty and Malfoy by fidelio-fickles-revenge reviews
Whips, vinyl, fishnets, HARRYDRACO, and ALL...THAT...SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Revelations End by Nikkei reviews
Draco is haunted by dreams of his mother, displaying clues that might lead to the final battle, a battle between two lovers(light & dark), which will decide the fate of humanity. a/u Slash, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Azkaban Tango by Sexy Mia reviews
cowritten by slytherin seeker! A/N- we know nothing! Parody to Chicago's Cell Block Tango.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ghetto Harry Potter by Radical Child reviews
HARRY POTTER GOES GHETTO! Written by my friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter, Voldie, and the BARNEY SONG!!!!!!!!! by Gwyneth o' the mountains reviews
Dumb, really dumb. PG for enthusiastic and obnoxious smooching to suffocate. DON'T READ. If you do I would apreciate REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pleeeze!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2001
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Draco Malfoy and the Remake of the Sorcerer stone reviews
I Draco Lucuis Narcissa Lily Mary Salazar Malfoy, am the true star of the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cosplay Madness reviews
What the title says. Complete madness as Harry and Co.goes to Tokyo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwats Uncensored Episode 2 reviews
The sequel to Hogwarts Episode 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter Vs The Girls of Final Fantasy X2 reviews
Ever wondered what happen if Harry, Draco and Ron got stuck in Harry's favorite game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rondemort reviews
Ron gets possessed by Voldemort. How will Harry take it? R&R! Chapter 10 is ready. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What TheF&K reviews
My friend said it was utterly retarded, I think so to. So tell me what you think. Plz R&R!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/3/2005
Hogwarts A Musical reviews
It's a musical about Hogwarts history. With people taking plays to serious and lunchboxes. If you like Rondemort you will like this. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hogwarts Uncensored Episode1 reviews
What does Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Cho, and Snape have in common. Read and find out.Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P.