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 a few thousand years later... safe to say i'm out and not going to be continuing any of these fics sorry so i'll probs link the completed ones to my friend's profile (who'snew!) asap EDIT 01;19;13: the fics have been moved. EDIT 01;20;13: guess someone reported cookie. I told her to delete everything else she imported so that she won't get in anymore trouble. Sorry. |
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Team Kakashi B rank Mission: Backup Escort by WoWAmazing58 reviews
An innocent backup mission with Team Kakashi complicates when Hebi kidnaps Sakura and her brattish kid escort Katin to bait Itachi. Surprisingly, Sakura's charm befriends the team. As she eventually begins to feel at home with Hebi... they realize they are only pawns in a greater scheme. [Sasusaku, minor NaruHina, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,801 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Airplane Notes by visionary dreams reviews
AU. CRACK. And to think... it all started with little innocent notes in math class. SasuSaku.ShikaIno / Chapter-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Consequences of Sarcasm by yazcemien reviews
Mikan Sakura: This is more awkward than the time I went to the boys' bathroom and no one noticed that I was a girl... NxM Facebook drabbles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
Avenger's Destiny by Raven Ariana reviews
She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 183,451 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Missed You by cherryhystrix reviews
It's the day that Sasuke is finally coming back from the military, and Sakura gets a surprise. But is it a good surprise? SasuSaku AU. One shot. Revised. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seal of Trust by randomteenager reviews
Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,939 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendly Criticism by sasusaku779 reviews
An interesting character comes to offer dear Kishimoto some err...friendly? advice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Glare by Crazy Cherries reviews
Sasuke didn't copyright his glare, now he's paying for it. Sakura and Naruto, on the other hand, can't get enough. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Hell High by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Plain White Underwear by Ah Hael reviews
Mikan gets her first bra but is not very impressed with it or the event. Meanwhile, Natsume is obsessed with seeing it. Light humor and fluff.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
fist full of glitter by Seynee reviews
She's got a fist full of glitter and you're just afraid she's gonna throw it to your face. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Implications by Dark Dark n Sunny reviews
Sasuke stared and stared at her looking at her before saying. "Your hair is messed up, your clothes are wrinkled and disheveled, and your make-up is smeared."... "… uhh." "Are you cheating on me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mikoto Plays Matchmaker by Tiger Priestess reviews
Mikoto invites Sakura over for dinner at the Uchiha household, in hopes of having a future daughter-in-law. Sasuke and Sakura, however, are completely oblivious... and an uninvited Karin is ignored. SasuSaku few-shot, Karin bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Substantiate by Caffeine and Cigarettes reviews
SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
prisoner of marriage by acromatic princess reviews
After only two weeks of being Itachi’s wife, one thing became increasingly clear to me...I had married the wrong brother. /Sasusaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lines by existence555 reviews
Since he left, Sasuke has been writing Sakura unsent letters. When he's captured, they make their way to her. As a perplexed Sakura reads through them, her heart slowly opens back up to him. SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cup Cakes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by levi-nii-san reviews
"Sooooo," she teased. "Who is it? Who's the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?" The young man's eyes went wide. [SasuSaku] Oneshot. REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Win Sakura's Heart Back by xxIcyAngelxx reviews
Mission: Seduce the future Uchiha Sakura's heart back after his years of absence-Uchiha Style. With help from Naruto and Kakashi, it's gonna be chaotic. 3rd Attempt:In how Sasuke gets rid of the men around Sakura. Rule 6: Do not interfere!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mine! Mine! Mine! by Strayedwolf94 reviews
This is a oneshots of SasuSaku with other pairings it starts from age 1. Pls. read and rate. Open for ideas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It's Not You by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
It's new years eve on senior year. Ino is dating Sasuke against his will. And when she asks him who he loves most in front of everyone at 12, how will he answer? Especially when the one he really loves is.... -Sasusaku!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ninja's Guide to Matchmaking by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Welcome to "The Ninja's Guide to Matchmaking"! Where by using the example of the soon-to-be-at-the-end-of-the-book-couple Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, you can learn how to make your friends fall in love in eight easy steps or less! -SasuSaku-oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home For Christmas by Craftyshipper reviews
Mom, stop defending him..." Sasuke stood near the door and heard every word. "...Stop trying to make us think he actually sent these and actually cares about us."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Reasons to Why Uchiha Sasuke Needs to be Hit by land law is for losers reviews
10 Reasons to why I Think Uchiha Sasuke Needs to be Hit in the Crotch, By Haruno Sakura, IAG Incredibly Amazing Girl . Sequel to 10 Reasons Things That Explain Why I Should be With Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
What's going on? Where's Sasuke? Is he alright? What's up with Neji? A new friend? Oh...the shoulder to cry on...and now it's happening again. -SasuSaku-AU-one-sided/slight NejiSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
10 Things That Explain Why I Should Be With Sakura by land law is for losers reviews
10 things that explain why I should be with Haruno Sakura,written by Uchiha Sasuke or That Broody Guy . This cannot end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Unsan Musho by demonwings737 reviews
It was supposed to be my vengence, my path to power. Yet I am sitting here in the hospital, holding her scratched headband in my hand. She's out there, somewhere, in my place with HIM... and it's all my fault. SasuSaku Akatsuki!Sakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Talk by BananaphoneBob reviews
“Son, I think you’re old enough now to understand a few more things about life.” He sat, frozen to his chair, not understanding his father’s true concept of ‘The Talk’ SasuSaku one-shot T for major innuendos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Guide To Getting and Keeping The Girl by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Hyuuga Natsume being able to get THE girl unassisted is like the cat who suckled that monkey. It's just against nature. And then, Nogi Ruka getting THE girl without losing several body parts is a complete Ron Stoppable. "Screw you, Mochi." NxM RxH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by reviee reviews
AU/OOC/Fluff: A unromantic son, two helping mothers. “Don’t be sorry, Kushi-chan! It’s not my fault my son is as retarded as ever when it comes to romance.” Mikoto huffed. “I think he got those genes from Fugaku.” SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of Konoha's Most Eligible Bachelor by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku request. In which Sasuke's thoughts about him being referred to as a sex god by the whole female population is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno,a.k.a the to be Uchiha in a few years, Sakura, was leaning against her boyfriend's arm when she came across an interesting section in the magazine. Sasu/saku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
catch & release by sillyangelxo reviews
ONESHOT. AU. SasuSaku • He’s been there. He’s always been there. It just took me thirteen years, a fight, and attempting to replace him with my new boyfriend to realize it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi Rumble, Uchiha Reasons by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Sasuke's returned, but there are others...and one of them is a girl! What is this girl to Sasuke? And what's to become of her face when she and Sakura spar? -SasuSaku-oneshot-Karin bashers encouraged to read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honesty Policies? by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Honesty is the best policy...does that still count when you're trying to hide your boyfriend from your insane father? And what's to come of eventually trying to actually drop the reality bomb on such a father? Hell is definitely on its way. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Concentration by with eyes looking up reviews
Naruto had it all figured out. Mehehe. Team 7; crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tearing Me Apart from the Inside by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Sasuke has returned to the village to see Sakura and Naruto. But its not to say he's sorry. Not Even Close. SASUSAKU Excessive CHARACTER DEATHS DARK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lingerie Shopping by reviee reviews
Lingerie shopping wasn’t something Sasuke was supposed to do—but that’s what he got for ripping all of his fiancée’s bras. “I hate having a fiancée that’s stronger than me…” AU. CRACK. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kick It by Z's Athena reviews
It’s your typical Sasuke-gets-drunk-and-confesses-his-feelings-for-Sakura story…except that things don’t end that quick. /One-shot. AU. OOC. SasuSaku./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knight in Tin Armor by Michiko Kaori reviews
“Brother?” Itachi turned around. “What is it, Sasuke?” The younger boy looked at him innocently. “Do we have some tin foil around?” He raised a brow. “Yes, but why?” He smiled a toothy smile. “No reason.” SasuSaku. NaruHina. Fluff. Added scenes, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Public Service Announcement by Guttersnipe reviews
Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Maybe She Was Just Deaf by TheSecretNotebook reviews
Drabble. Hinata's thoughts on Sakura. Warning!Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters of Hate by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura is going to marry The Uchiha Sasuke...but do the fangirls give up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
memories once forgotten by smartalker reviews
Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Elevator Music by jennywashere reviews
Sasusaku. So she learned to go with the flow, even if it meant inadvertently scaring off pretty strangers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sparkle by charredfeathers reviews
“How old are you?” “Seventeen.” “How long have you been seventeen?” Blink. “Three months? You planned my freaking surprise party.” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Condom by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku. NaruHina. Funny little oneshot. Rated T just to be safe. Some adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Tears by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obsession by JC-zala reviews
Sakura Mikan, innocent yet energetic, is Natsume’s lovely girlfriend. As his passion for her deepens, so does his obsession. With men head over heels for her, Natsume is unable to live quietly. As he protects her, he finds himself losing control.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 290,034 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Four Seasons by sailordarke reviews
With Akatsuki after Naruto, and Orochimaru preparing for war on Konoha, Sakura was faced with some tough choices. Especially since she's already Akatsuki's prisoner. Eventual SasuSaku, slight ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters of Support by sasusaku779 reviews
Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magical Chronicles: Power of Shinobi by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,382 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
My Uchiha Matriarch by Quintessentia reviews
“Naruto, it’s time for you to leave. You’re disrespecting the very air of our house with your abominable excuse for dancing, and you are interrupting my Sakura-fantasies.” ::SasuSaku:: CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because The Eight Ball Said So by charredfeathers reviews
“Er, because we‘re in a democratic country?” “Lies! ALL LIES!” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peeping Suigetsu by Frog-Wallet reviews
Suigetsu knew he wasn't supposed to be sneaking into the girl's side of the onsen to annoy Karin, but boredom seemed to be ruling his head. Too bad he startled Sakura instead and almost got a Chidori to the head, courtesy of a fuming Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H. - Complete
Game of Love by Daisy Eclipse reviews
We all think of the possible couples in the Naruto cast...but who knew Sasuke did too! Oneshot. Mostly SasuSaku. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
assumptions by desmonstres reviews
in which Sasuke's a bit more perverted than most think he is and gets pwned. sasusaku crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bittersweet Memories by OnceUponALullaby reviews
After being stabbed in the back by their boyfriends, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata ran from Konoha. Now they return after 5 long years with kids in tow! What have they been doing all these years? "Jeez teme, what crawled up your ass and died?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,394 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rich boys and skater girls by hypheniated reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,524 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Girlfriends by NiyuChu reviews
Daddy? What's a girlfriend? Nee-san, What's a girlfriend? Sa-Sakura? What's a girlfriend? Sasusaku preschool Fic :D:D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fruitful Tragedies by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Commitment by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When She Was Gone by matsukanishi09 reviews
He marked her as annoying in his dictionary. Yet when it all changed, he can't help but to wish that time would unwind itself. Non-massacre. Character OOC. SasuSaku and ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yearbookology by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. When summer rears around the corner, there is nothing more you should do than to write a flirty message in your lady-love's - or man-candy's - yearbook...and to convince him that Fall Out Boy is so boss over MSI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by sekretfandom reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Heat by Juniper11 reviews
It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Sakura H., Team Seven] - Complete
Scatter by Incognito Temptation reviews
SasuNaru drabble: After Naruto's funeral, Sasuke stands in the rain. He discovers that there are things he hates more than Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Buried Pink Hair by doryfishie reviews
Mikoto had always wanted a daughter. So, standing on top of a table at the festival she decides to pick one out. "Alright Sasuke-kun! I want you to marry that little girl with the pink hair over there!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interruptions by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sasuke and Sakura want to have their intimate alone times. But they find themselves to always be interrupted by their four year-old son as he bombards them with questions concerning their—err—suggestive positions. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betrayal by randomteenager reviews
Innocent Haruno Sakura of Team Kakashi—who secretly works for Orochimaru. Pretends to fall for Sasuke, let's him get the curse mark by Orochimaru on purpose, and doesn't do anything about it. After all, it's all part of a mission, all just an act...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,362 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room Secrets by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meet the Harunos by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are engaged. Since that's the case, Sasuke has to meet her parents. Unfortunately, her mom is doubting him... maybe, too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
The Wonders of Icha Icha by Gabbeh reviews
Uchiha Kenji found a little orange book in his father’s drawers. He looked through it but couldn’t understand what the hell it was talking about. The pictures looked funny too…so he decided to ask his parents about it. Better get ready, Sakura…Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road of Denial by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku OS: She had ditched him for some 'Kawa-kun' again... Well, it looks like Sasuke-kun had some tough competition for Sakura-chan's affection!... "Does Kawa want to play Shuriken target?" Sasuke smirked slyly ...And, he will not lose!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Bear by Cupid Lestrange reviews
-SasuSaku- "Sasuke-kun likes me, mommy, I'm sure."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stare by Jazyrha reviews
Once upon a time, there was a bear very different from the others. This bear didn't smile, but stared instead. Who was ever going to love such a weird bear? /A Kuma-chan Story. Plushie Angst./
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Tamaki S. - Complete
A Valentine Dream by jillykins reviews
Little Sasuke Uchiha has a Valentine Dream...fluffy SasuSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deal by drawingdownthemoon reviews
“Look inside the bud.” He whispered. She released him from her embrace and curiously pried open the pink petals. Suddenly she gasped and placed a hand over her mouth in shock as her eyes widened. --Valentine's Day-- --SasuSaku--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko VS Neko by x.Kaze-chan reviews
She couldn't believe it. They had woken her up at 3 in the morning to tell her that Sasuke and Neji became kittens and she had to take care of them. Right... now she has to take care of two cats that are competing for her attention. //UNDER CONSTRUCTION//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H.
When Fangirls Attack by ValiantToasters reviews
Sakura is transfered to the new Ninja Acadamy and needs a guide to show her around she gets stuck with school celebrity Sasuke Uchiha. But when the fangirls get greedy, can Sakura survive? SasuSaku takes place at the acadamy. missions will arise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,449 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Painful Conclusion by mandahh reviews
[SasuSaku] “Hey, Karin, what happened to your face? It’s gone all fat and ugly” Suigetsu said suddenly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Touch like Magic by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku? oneshot: He broke her heart. He left her, for THIS? This plain looking ordinary girl?... But then, with one look. One touch. Everything about the girl changed. That’s when... She knew, She could never compare...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl Talk by Iulia reviews
[OneShot][SasuSaku, minor NH, NT, SI, & Suika]Sasuke had always pictured that his capture would be done by Naruto and Sakura and maybe Kakashi, if he wasn’t already the Hokage. He had never expected to get captured by a bunch of giggling kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Till Our Last Breath by sillimiss reviews
“Who are those names?” “You don’t know of the legendary sannin?” “I do, they are Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru.” “No, I mean the second sannin.” Standing before the memorial stone, the story was told.//SasuSaku//Side: NaruHina//OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What the Wedding! by haruka.ryuu reviews
ANBU are hot on his trail. Itachi's in the village. And worst of all, Sakura's getting married...to someone else! Sasuke's got some errands to run, but damn if he dosen't look good doing it. SasuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She's Cheating! by Forgotten Rhapsody reviews
Crack. Naruto 'informed' Sasuke that Sakura was cheating at the Hyuuga compund. Rushing to the Hyuuga compound, he saw something unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legend of the Shinobi by Melantha A reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Team 7 is given a mission to protect a fifteen year old boy in England but the hardest part of the assignment is to survive school... [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,687 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
10 Ways To A Girl's Heart by hushhushyou reviews
Just ten simple ways in which Sasuke makes a complete fool of himself. And who's to blame but Naruto! [SasukexSakura oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The night he tried to leave by courtXjester reviews
The night Sasuke goes to join Orochimaru Sakura begs him to stay. Sasukes denies her love and insults her. Unwittingly, Sasuke unleashes something far more frightening than Orochimaru and Itachi put together...INNER SAKURA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Guys' Rules by Miyako-hime reviews
Oneshot. SasSaku. Sakura gets an email from Sasuke... and Sakura is likin' it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Room 143 by Doctor Meowzie reviews
[ShikaSakuNeji] Just one of Sakura's worst days working in the hospital, featuring two glaring brunettes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ino's Love Thesis by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life by MomoiroNeko reviews
Sakura is a member of akatsuki and was Itachi’s fiancé but hated her life and for that she followed Team 7 to Konoha in search for a new life... but Itachi threatens to hurt everyone in process is she does, will she stay or leave? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's The Puppy Now? by Naella reviews
He never believed in karma until it hit him full in the face. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She's mine! by ethereal infernia reviews
NejiSakuSasu story. Neji and Sasuke hate her at first but ends up fighting each other for her love! Who would Sakura choose? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Fool in Love by Apple Fairy reviews
So if I yelled to all the people here of how much I love you, then would you believe me? A short oneshot proving how far a fool would go for his love. SasuSaku. Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: RAMEN by Blizzie-chan reviews
Continuation to The Talk. Sasuke wants to get together with Sakura. And Naruto's only happy to help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Interrogation by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
Sasuke gets caught by ANBU and is now sentenced to interrogation. When him and a certain kunoichi talk, will deep dark secrets be revealed or will it be things you guys know already? SasuSaku slight onesided NejiSaku better summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Dance by AiraEve reviews
Shikamaru and Sasuke have fiancees, and it's not Sakura or Ino. Heartbroken, the girls go on a mission and are kidnapped by the Akatsuki. But now, the boys want them back. Sakumultiple Inomultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,214 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Counseling for the Lovesick by WingedTdg reviews
Sasuke likes Sakura and goes to Ino for help. Neji likes Sakura and goes to Tenten for help. The girls make a bet to see who can set their 'patient' up with Sakura first. [NejiSakuSasu] I don't exactly like this fic... [on hold]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H.
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 288 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms by white epitome reviews
Innocence. Friendship. Betrayal. Love. Who would have thought that cherry blossoms would mean so much to him? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Desperate Daddy by white epitome reviews
"Baby, isn't your daddy dropdead gorgeous? Isn't he the most powerful? You surely inherited those traits from me." Sakura raised an eyebrow at the cooing man beside her. "Sasuke, you're talking to yourself again." [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Misunderstanding by Blizzie-chan reviews
Thanks to Naruto, Sasuke's made a complete fool of himself...in front of Sakura. [Slightly Crack. Drabble. Slight SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really by Cruel Fate reviews
[SasuSaku, implied NejiSaku] Competition. That was all the push Sasuke needed, really. Standard disclaimer applied.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Uchiha and a Cat by Blizzie-chan reviews
An Uchiha hates cats. An Uchiha never loses. An Uchiha loses to a cat. How ironic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Stay by my Side by lollyberry reviews
Once again Haruno Sakura is at a new school. She has to make new friends, start a new life and maybe even find love? Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTenten, NaruHina, ShikaIno, maybe ItaSaku...dunno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,127 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Pillow Talk by liferegrets reviews
That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Cherry Blossom by 716799 reviews
[In Progress, SasuSaku, ?ItaSaku?] In the dead of night, Itachi visits his little brother, and he is not pleased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
MY Daddy by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
In The Moment by yume-chan29 reviews
[Sasu x Saku oneshot] 'And our female lead, Juliet, will be played by...Haruno Sakura' ::cat calls:: ::wolf whistles:: 'Oi, OI! Sasuke, CALM DOWN' [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Little Uchiha Brats by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[OneShot] Sakura thinks about her family, their personalities, interests, and her love for all of them. Sasusaku, with implied NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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