HELLO WORLD! I am the wonderful and amazing ENKI THE WARRIOR! In real life I am a true poet but now my sister has convinced me to do fanfic now and I'm already loving it. (Check TaraTheTerror out sometime.) I write with her and her 'allies' (which they seem pretty nice. Check out Eeveecat1248 and Wildcard 28), and we have been writing stuff like When Worlds Collide by TaraTheTerror and The Strange Tale of Drake and Syltris by Eeveecat1248. I love writing and I would love to work with others on more stories.

Favorite things to write about: PRETTY MUCH anything you throw at me. And if I don't know much about one of the sorties or crosses or whatever, let me learn as we write. I love a good challenge.

What do I like:

1: if you haven't noticed yet, I like *takes a deep breath* APPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMAU, *passes out* (#EnkiBestDivineWarrior)

2: Sky does Minecraft, F$&K THE SQUIDS WITH MY BUTTER SWORD

3: Reading, unless it is non-fiction. That is boring.

4: WRITING AS A PASSION!

5: Video games, from the PC Master race to the Playstation Nation. Sorry Xbox but you guys don't exist to me

6: Anything fun, I love fun and fun loves me.

Anything else you need to know just ask me via pm, I love talking to my followers!

Now it is time to show how stupid our world really is! Hope you guys enjoy.

oIn case you needed proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (So I'm supposed to give it to...?)

2. Staple's letter opener: Caution: Blades are very sharp. Safety goggles recommended (Wait a sec while I grab my safety googles to open this letter)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (shoot... that's the only time I have to curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (And you thought I didn't know that...?)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Oh, thanks for the warning.)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (And against the tornado it would do what...?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Oh, good to know.)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (I thought we were supposed to stab them, though...)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (But I though it was instant death...)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But hair coloring tastes so good on Mint Chocolate Chip!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (Oh, good, I thought the soap was radioactive.)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Only some?)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or g*." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

30. On a can of tuna-- "Warning: Contains Tuna"(Never would have guessed)

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