Hello. If you wish to call me something, choose from one of these:

Keichi Tora Lin Myano Etod Semmy Delta Sugar Magus Sohrun Miradux Tomyatod

My real name is Katie Insert Surname Here. I prefer Keichi however, although some of my friends still call me Tora.

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Here are my stats:

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Hair: Blonde-brown

Texture: Straight

Eyes: Blue and bespectacled

Weight: 90-100 lbs

Height: 'Round five feet or so

Favorite color: Silver

Favorite animal: Armadillo

Favorite food: Spaghetti

Interests: Comics (including comic books, webcomics, newspaper comics and manga; I just heart them panels and speech bubbles), music (mainstream and alternative rock), some TV (science fiction and suspense!), books (science fiction and fantasy), and the WHOLE BLOODY INTERNET GOD I LOVE THAT THING.

Favorite book: Oh damn...uh...Ender's Game. That'll work. Yeah. And the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy.

Favorite movie: Erg. Hotel Rwanda, X2: X-Men United (X-THREEEEE!), and, um...gah. I won't say Rent, because I've heard it's better on stage. Oh! The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Favorite comic book: Elfquest, Watchmen, and V for Vendetta (I dread the movie. If Alan Moore doesn't like it, then I won't either). Oh, and the X-Men. Gotta love the X-Men.

Favorite webcomic: El Goonish Shive, Kagerou, and I'm slowly warming up to Earthsong.

Favorite manga: Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

Favorite anime: Don't watch any.

Favorite band: -combusts-

Favorite TV show: Yaierg. Monty Python's Flying Circus. And Lost. You can't hate Lost. And of course Farscape and Firefly.

Favorite insert item here: Gee, I dunno!

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You may wonder why I never have disclaimers in my fanfiction. The reason is this: We're on FanFiction.Net. NO ONE owns the stuff they're writing about, that's why it's called fanfiction. Otherwise, why would you post it here? If you owned it you'd publish it, duh. Therefore disclaimers are pointless. Here, let's try it out:

I own everything I write about, all related characters, events, and references. Every scrap. I purchased the copyright material for who-knows-how-much money, and I can do with it what I will but I still bother to post it all on FF.net. Cower in fear.

You didn't believe me, did you? Do you see? They're absolutely pointless. The only thing close to a disclaimer I will have is a warning about possible changes to the continuity I may make. Don't worry, I don't claim credit. I will still put the copyright information (a skeletal version. I'm not an expert at these things, you know).

Furthermore I will not warn of things like homosexuality in my fanfiction, because I do not feel it is something to be warned against. I am not, however, a yaoi or slash fangirl; indeed, I find both quite unentertaining (I consider them two separate mediums. Slash is two straight guys in a disturbing and explicit relationship. Yaoi is the same, but with two gay guys or guys of questionable sexuality. Do you mind my parentheses? I hope not, because I have a lot of them). I appreciate it when it comes up, it shows the author is an open-minded person and I respect that, but I don't go reading lemons for fun. At best, I like the fluffy, light stuff, and only if it's used for decent character development or if it's believable. Personally, I consider the people who refuse to read anything with het pairings as bad as the homophobes. Just treat it like a straight pairing, willya? Also, I'm not an uber-elitist look-down-my-nose condescending jerk (at least, I hope I'm not). I joined the GSA at my school and I'm all for gay rights. I just read as much gay sex as I do straight sex, i.e. none.

Yes, it is a stereotype that guys fantasize about lesbians, but it doesn't mean that we have to do the same.

That is all I have to say.