Hi I'm Krystin and here's a few things about me that I feel are important for people to know:

1 I don't care what anyone says about me so long as it's their honest opinion. I have a high enough opinion of myself that im not going to get upset iif someone sends me flammers. It takes a lot more than that to hurt my feelings.

2 I am a new writter so consturctive critisim is always welcome

3 I am actually co-writing my story A Light in the Dark With my friend Chrystan ( yes the writters of this story are Chrystan and Krystin Ha Ha)

4 I am not a blushing nieve little girl. I don't care what kind of profanity or explicit language you use your not going to shock me. I dare you to try. ;)

5 I do not like racisim, sexism, or any other type of idiotic prejudices. If you send any of these negative concepts my way I promise I will send flame your way the likes of which you have never seen before.

( probably add more later but I think I got most of the important points out if the way.)

I am insane!! I mean CRAZY!! lolz. I laugh at everything. Ways to know I am crazy:

I laugh while I cry and cry while I laugh.
I say something, take it back, then say it again.

Friends are like lollypops. Eventually they are gone. Best Best friends are like concrete. They are there to the very end.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with limes, someone with salt, and someone with tequila and have magarita party (just don't invite the people with wine they're too stuck up)

People ask me how i am blonde (no offence to any blondes that aren't actually blonde, but for those of you who are amen) even though I have brown hair, I just say I'm me. and they respond weirdo, and I agree with them.

Just cause I'm stupid doesn't mean you are allowed to make fun of me, but if I like you, you can laugh with me at myself.

Why I think 99 of boys are stupid:
1. I know so.

2. When they like a girl, they are mean to her. What's up with that!!

Copy to profile if you agree.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people ( unless you're in a room full of people with heart problems but then you're just a big meany).

My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me. insert evil laugh here

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall. He hes

Just because I fall don't make fun of me. (even though I don't care.)

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Just because I say something in quiet times, doesn't make me weird. Laughing about it does.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.Mwahahahaha

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. That's right!! Girls are strong!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Care to join us?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

I worry about you some days. Then again, I worry about myself some of days too.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.

I was going to take over the world with my army of evil hamsters, but got distracted by something sparkly. :)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you get told to shut up everyday, copy and paste this to your profile. :)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you ever laughed hysterically over something that was not funny at all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands and copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

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P.S. It is fun to raed suftf lkie tihs.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to bitch slap them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have, or wish you had a love/hate relationship with someone,copy and paste this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
XYou own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice.
XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 21!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
XYou wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink

XYou Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
XYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
XYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
XYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance.
XIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (OR LONGER!)
XYou smile a lot more than you should.
XYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
XYou care about what you look like.
XYou like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
XLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 15

See. I'm extreme about every thing .

How I am blonde. Got this from someone's profile and tried it.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (lots of times lolz)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I do this daily!)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot ( shoes are for losers.)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (Usually takes about 3 days but ok :))
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (i do this daily)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (actually to many that it would eventually bore you)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least at least twice in the same same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid( no I wouldn't lie to someone like that)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (that's my life for ya, happens daily)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(mummified he he he)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class( yeah the graphing ones are really cool because you can hold full conversations)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Ok. So I am really blond. What can i say? I got a 88/100.

PM me and we can talk about wateva!!
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