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We are AmazonWariorPrincess and werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite! We have decided that all you fic-ers out there need to experience the insanity that our other friends (Yes! OMG, it's TRUE! We do actually have other friends!) are forced to suffer through on a daily basis! So beware falling crack-fics. They hit hard and fast and you usually don't see them coming!

werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite

Girls want someone who makes them laugh, someone who they can trust and someone who loves them. But the most important thing is these three people can't know each other.

Hey was up? werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite here. I'm in love with the band The Killers and hate most main stream music. I love Harry Potter, Twilight, The Inheritance Cycle and The Hunger Games but not necessarily in that order. I also love wizard wrock especially Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls and The Weasel King. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about right now then boy are you missing out! My other hobbies include beating up the boys at school because they deserve it and dancing (no not on a pole, like ballet and stuff).

AmazonWariorPrincess

Good morning, Starshine! The earth says, "Hello"!

My name is AmazonWariorPrincess! I love punk, rock and indie bands! I am totally into wizard wrock, and especially love the bands Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls, Weasel King and Talons and Tea Leaves! If you have never experienced the awesomeness that is wizard wrock, you have not yet lived. I spend most of my time reading fic, swimming (competitively, not just lounging in a bikini) and playing/listening to music! Favorite Pass Times; Watching wolfie beat up the boys at school (she really does!), fic, racing (swim racing) and dancing (No! I'm not having a seizure! I'm trying to dance! No I don't the the straight jacket right now, thank you very much.)

Our other stories:

AmazionWarriorPrincess

profile link:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1742798/

Blue Eyes link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5740411/1/Blue_Eyes

This story was written for werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite by moi, because wolfie is mean and heartless and is making me write a oneshot for every chapter of A Reason Why (the story that she is writing for me). So please R&R and make my day! It's a bit angsty, but mostly is just makes you want a hug!

A Party For Two link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901429/1/A_Party_for_Two

A Party for Two is a chaptered story that ships Harry and Draco, with a bit of help for their friends. This was the second ever story I wrote and the first one I ever published. But it is currently on hiatus because it just seemed that it was not working out so hot. But if you find yourself reading and liking this story, PM me and I'll see what I can do! :D

One Boring Sunday link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5095036/1/One_Boring_Saturday

So this is a oneshot that ships Harry and Draco. It's not long but I was (and still am) quite proud of it so R&R s'il vous plait! (If you would, please! :D) It takes place on a Hogsmeade Saturday when almost everyone in the school is out, but Harry and Draco are forced to stay behind for fighting... again. One thing leads to another, which leads to another, which leads to an abandoned dungeon hallway! ;) Let me know what you think!

werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite

profile link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1831714/werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite

100 LilyJames one shots link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5655157/1/100_LilyJames_one_shots

So this story was written for a challenge on the forums. What you have you do is write a one shot for each of the 100 words that there are with the same pairing. My pairing is obviously Lily/James but there's all the Marauders, Alice Longbottom and an OC also in there a lot. It's going for mostly humor and fluff and will hopefully keep you laughing. When I'm done this fic, which, I'm not going to lie, won't be for a while, I'm going to write a regular chaptered fic with the same characters.

A Reason Why link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5392568/1/A_Reason_Why

This story was written as a present for AmazionWarriorPrincess as she's in love with Seamus. It's about a boy (Seamus) realizing that it's okay to fall in love with the wierd quircky girl who's in Slytherin. Even though it it doesn't seem like it on the surface, they actually have a lot in common. At the same time as all this Cordelia is going through a tough time which she slowly starts to tell Seamus about. I think I'm going to end up having to change the rating from T to M by the end, though. So, there's your sneek peek AmazonWarriorPrincess.

Gone Too Far link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5711533/1/Too_Far_Gone

This is another story is wrote for a challenge called "The Kissing in the Rain Challenge". I didn't get to pick my pairing, it got picked for me judging from stories I'd already written. I write a pretty good variety of pairings so that was why I landed myself with something as obscure as Regulus Black/Mary MacDonald. But I did have fun writing it and it's the only one of my stories that's complete as it is a oneshot which is some what satisfying. It's mainly about Mary saying goodbye to Regulus because he's chosen to side with the Dark Lord.

Rise From the Ashes link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239342/1/Rise_from_the_Ashes

I'm so in love with the Harry/Ginny ship that it makes AmazonWarriorPrincess puke in her mouth. I think that if anyone deserves even the tiniest drop of happiness it's these two. I guess that's what I had ingrained in my head when I wrote this so it turned out as this happy-go-lucky piece of crap. That's why it hasn't been updated in like seven months. But if you have read it and like it not only are you a rare breed but you'll be happy to know that I'm going to be starting fresh with this pairing summer 2010 and writing you guys a chaptered fic with them that takes place after the war.

Marauder Song Drabbles link:

These were written to songs from my ipod. I know they're really short but hope you like them. Yeah, um...