Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. Hello kiddies. Yesh, I am in your head. Don't deny it. I'm there. Oh, yessss. Favourite... Colour: Green Hobby: Collecting shinies, correcting people's grammar, tormenting siblings, stabbing squishy things with sporks... the list goes ever onward Music: SOAD, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers... stuff. Show: Family Guy Movie: Anything by the Monty Python people is good. Quote: "But it's so flamable!" - Puma, after suggesting the use of oil in a game. Game: Fable Animal: Horsey! Although squirrels are good too... Smiley: 0.o Word: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch Made-up word: Reintarnation Book: I am, sadly, illiterate. Joking. Erm... I luf all books, with the exception of the Hobbit, which I find similar to watching paint dry, but with fight sequences. Insult: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Name: Jaques Drink: Sprite Place: My special place Sport: I don't really play sports, but I am quite fast for my hieght, after years of practicing running from my older brothers after pissing them off. Subject: Orchestra. Tells you how much I like school. Thing to hate: Tall people. They should be grazed with bullets, leaving about centimeter deep wounds in their skin, and then be paper-cut numerous times with lined loose leaf paper, then dipped in a vat of salted lemon juice with thier eyes taped open. Tee hee. Last words: World peace comes after world domination. That is all, minions. |
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