9 Things I hate about everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch while asking where the bathroom is do I?

2. People who are willing to get up off their butts to look for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say " Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Damn Right! What good is a cake if you cant eat it?

4. When people say "Its always the last place you look" Of course it is why would I keep looking after i found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a movie " Wow did you see that?" No, Loser I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and look at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can i sak you a question?" Didnt give me a choice there did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If its new then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldnt be new.

8. When people say "Life is short" What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would i be standing here?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.