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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. I like to run around in the rain Hi! I got a tip to enter one of my fics in a competition and I thought why not, that could be fun, so I entered with "I think I lost you". It would mean a lot if you like it on this page It's very unlikely that I'll win but it's just for fun I have also made some alterations (like how Percy actually was quite the Quidditch fan in the canon), so if it's been a while since you read it and you feel like reading it again, it will be slightly different. In other news, I am working on the next chapter of my Deamus fic but school has gotten in the way so it's going a bit slow, hopefully I'll be done with it next month. Thank you, you're all brilliant! |
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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,318 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Why I hate You by escptheshdw835 reviews
Revised! A practical joke taken badly leads to a sprained ankle, detention, and more than a few reasons why Dean hates Seamus. But, only Dean knows he doesn't mean it, yet he can't stop saying it. SFDT Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
The Wooing Of Sirius Black by Tomo Potter reviews
When Remus Lupin's secret crush is discovered, James decides that naturally the only thing to do is help his young friend woo the man of his dreams. Nothing for poor Remus is ever as simple as it seems though... RLSB OCRL JPRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,566 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Treading the Line by verymuchalive reviews
"A month or so later, he began to speak of Dean in the past tense, when he spoke of him at all." Seamus's thoughts through Deathly Hallows, in which he wonders just when optimism becomes stupidity. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Hatred, Statistics, and Other Rubbish by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Dean almost wanted to laugh. Of course Seamus would tell him something important near a lake, he was so melodramatic like that." A fluffy but thoughtful one-shot about Dean and Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Make Love Go Away by eshajouri reviews
They never told him love was such a bad feeling. One-sided CraigxTweek, CraigxThomas.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Secret Princess by Bonfiore'sGirl reviews
There is a beautiful princess in this town, and nobody knows it but me." Seiner. SeiferxHayner. I know it doesn't sound like it at first, but you'll understand if you read it, I promise. Short one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Why I Do The Things I Do by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
People want to know why Tweek puts up with Craig. Well Tweek would be happy to tell them. Oneshot. CraigxTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Tweek T., Craig T.] - Complete
Golden Age by youcantseeus reviews
The Golden Age was one of the happiest times in Narnian history, but even great Kings and Queens have trouble dealing with love, loss, and parenting. [Het, slash, femmeslash].
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,262 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Stuck by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
Christmas was a rather nice time of the year, when you averaged it all out. But then, there was one thing that threw the whole ‘Christmas is jolly’ ideal all outta whack. Mistletoe. And it certainly didn’t help if it was enchanted mistletoe. DeanSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Metaphor for Change by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] Five things Albus Dumbledore could not bring himself to say to Gellert Grindelwald. (One of them is a lie.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Love Letters by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] O, long is the march of men and long is the life and wide is the span. (The love story of Dumbledore and Grindelwald, in reverse.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
97 Safety First by Pocketface reviews
Gregory really wishes that Christophe would be more careful. GregoryxChristophe slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Awkwardly Crazy by TamTikitigo reviews
Percy Weasley knew that he was awkward, and he even knew that he was a tad bit crazy. He just didn't know HOW awkward and crazy he really was. PWOW oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
O Kidney, Where Art Thou? by A-Hard-Days-Night reviews
After Percy refuses to snog him, Oliver attempts to steal Percy's kidney. Fluffy, [PercyOliver] Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Blurring of Memories by youcantseeus reviews
Soon, all Edmund's memories of Narnia will blur together. For now, he remembers Caspian. SLASH. EdmundCaspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Every Flavor by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus' strangest quirk and Dean's usual reaction. SeamusDean slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Truthbrall by justanormalgirl357 reviews
A little game of truth is played. The catch? There is no way they can lie. SeamusDean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Some Days by Chainlinks reviews
Slash. Seamus and Dean have their reasons for flirting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Does Not Love Harry Potter by The Vervain Faery reviews
The castle has shut itself down. Draco does what he can to survive. AU now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Across the Room by CloverRock reviews
“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gambling, Girls and Risk Taking by CloverRock reviews
Ron was a gambler. He liked the thrill that he got when he was rooting for something, putting his entire faith into only one thing that he had no control over. Cards. Dice...Unsuspecting people. Slash: SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul by Harmonic Friction reviews
Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
thirtysix degrees by Ann Valentine reviews
Oliver accidentally prods a sore spot of Percy's, and things get cold. (SLASH. Oliver/Percy.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Percy W.
A Confession by Athena2693 reviews
An extremely short slashy fluff, CarlLenny
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2002
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I don't know how to not be with you reviews
SLASH Seamus/Dean, the story of two friends and the depth of their relationship from day one, it's going to be like my story "I think I lost you" so it'll begin in their first year and move up from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Once upon a time reviews
How come all the houses has a colour and then a noble element except for Hufflepuff? Why Black? You're about to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
All that lies between us reviews
Percy/Oliver, short fic about their time separated as they both look at a picture from their sixth year. One picture, two copies. Two boys, one love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Bad influence of which Oliver Wood is responsible reviews
Based on the last chapter of the last book. Percy lectures his oldest daughter about broomstick regulations. A continuation of "I think I lost you"- A look into the life of Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley. This means SLASH people! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
I think I lost you reviews
Oliver and Percy are different, but they are also friends. Being in the same year and house they grow up together, not being able to stay apart for too long under the same roof. But what is the truth of their relationship? Year 1-7 n 2 extra WARNING SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete