HI!! 3M0 61RL (aka Chelsea)HERE!! I'm entirely new to Fanfiction and i look forward to sharing some wild and crazy ideas with everyone!! I'm a 15 year old girl who loves to read books. It took me a total of 3 days to read all the NW books. I'm representing Carter High School and all my friends. I also like to read and review now that I have a profile so I look forward to reading and reviewing some of everyones stories!! I LOVE THE NIGHT WORLD SERIES!!

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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Frienship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back.

"It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!

Whose cruel idea was it for "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!"
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

We're tighter than a fat guy in spandex!

Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable!

Good friends say you can do better, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days.."

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

"Officer, I swear to Drunk Im not God."

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