Favorite Napoleon quotes:

"Freakin' Idiot"

"Tina, come get some ham"

"Tina. Eat. Eat the food. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"

"You don't need to stay, we're not BABIES, Kip's like 32 years old"

"What the flip was grandma doing at the dunes?"

"It's a liger, pretty much my favorite animal, its a lion and a tiger mix, bred for its skills of magic"

"Can I have your tots?"

"This week Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosives at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Corgodry of the Nessy alliance summoned Scotlands local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and our underwater ali. RANDY, why don't you go find your grandma or something your bugging the heck out of me"

"You want to play me?"

"This is a girl" Thank you for your time, i also like reading and playing video games.

PS DARN YOU TAK AND THE POWER OF JUJU!!!!!