Hello readers of the world!

Name: Don't ask, please.

Location: Earth

Hobbies: hanging out with friends, reading, listening to music, playing video games, watching T.V. ...and pretty much anything that has to do with hanging out with my friends :)

Favorite T.V. Shows: Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Doctor Who, Generator Gawl, Dragon Ball Z, Soul Eater, Tsubasa Chronicles, Naruto, Air (TV), Death Note, D. Gray-man, The Big Bang Theory, Lost In Space, Land Of The Giants, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons

Favorite Movies: Air: The Motion Picture, Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror Of Shamballa, Dragon Ball Z Movie 8: The Legendary Super Saiyan Broly, Bleach Movie 2: The Diamond dust Rebellion, Zoolander, L: Change The World, Alpha Dog, Taking Woodstock

Favorite Music Genres: Alternative, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal

Favorite Bands: Jack's Mannequin, Foo Fighters, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Metallica, Judas Priest, Blind Melon, Aerosmith, Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring, The Killers, L~arc~en Ciel, SlipKnoT, Rise Against, Anberlin, Skillet

Favorite Foods: Cake, Candy, Chocolate, Any Kinds Of Sweets, Macaroni and Sauce, Hot Dogs, Tacos

Favorite Manga: Godchild, The Cain Saga, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts, Star Ocean

Where to start...
I love anime! It's become a big part of my life ever since my neighbors introduced me to this fun little card game called Yu-Gi-Oh! :D Ever since then I've been watching anime and reading manga more than I should!

Then my dad introduced me to the wonderful world of science fiction! Starting from the shows in the '60s until the shows out now.

I have a lot of friends who I cherish dearly :) If they weren't there I don't know what I would do...I have not a clue. (lol a rhyme)

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever watched so much anime in one day your dreams had sub-titles copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dislike the color pink but somehow fell in love with Ouran copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever cried during an anime copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, and truly meant it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you were ever watching a movie and randomly screamed "THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER" at the main male characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you were ever sitting in a restaraunt and started dancing to music in your head regardless of who was watching, copy and paste this into your profile

If, whenever someone says 'orgy' you think of Organization XIII, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...(Things I Do In BOLD)
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games
10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction
14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters
19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios
21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(+5)
Scores:
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break into your neighbor's house for something anime-related My Score: 23 :D

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phannmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at a Cmabgrdie Uniervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fisrt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the hmaun mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and i awlyas toghuht slpelnig was ipmorantt! Taths so cool!

26 things to do on an Elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers...
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.
27) Stand beside someone and yell I WET MY PANTS!

Random Funny!!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10.. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"..
12.. Sing Along At The Opera.
13.. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15.. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16.. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18.. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19.. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Tamaki princely type:

You are French Yes
you’re a very romantic person Yes
You flirt a lot with girls/boys. Yes
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most. YES!
You're overly eccentric in everything you do. Yup
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings yesh
Your birthday is April 8th No
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings. No

Total: 6

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses No
You are known for being "evil" Yes
Your favourite foods are anything spicy nope
You excel in everything you do kinda, maybe, sorta
Your birthday is November 22. No
You hate waking up in the morning. YES!
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit no

Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends. no
You love cakes and sweets. yes
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you. yes
You are/have taken a martial arts class no
You are close to your cousins. not really
You look a lot younger than you are. nope
You're born on February 29th nope
Your favourite subject is math NEVER!

Total: 2

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends nope
You only talk when you need to no
You're protective of people you care for. yes
You favorite food is Japanese food no
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot. no
Your birthday is May 5th no
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower pretty much, yea.

Total: 2

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond yup
You're a very cynical person. no
You like to mess with your sibling yes

You're the oldest sibling nope
Your birthday is June 9th no
You like Italian food YES!!!!
You get jealous easily no
You don't make friends easily no

Total: 3

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games yes
Favorite subject, music
You enjoy cosplay only cosplayed once..it was fun :)
You're nicer than your siblings yes

Your birthday is June 9th no
You're very forgiving yes
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy nope
You like playing tricks on people yup

Total:3

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance I don't care what people think of me!
You're tight with money yes
You get along with guys well yup
You're blunt about everything no
You're an excellent cook. i dunno, never cooked
You have a hard time understanding love sometimes no
Your birthday is February 4th no
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily yes

Total: 4

AND THE WINNER IS...TAMAKI!!! YAY!!! :D

Bold all of those that apply:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and an asshole.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I support GUN RIGHTS so I MUST be a redneck
I listen to HEAVY METAL so I MUST be suicidal
I think our CURRENT PRESIDENT is ruining our country so I MUST be a racist
I'm a GAMER so I MUST not be aware of reality

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Quotes:

Sandy: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.
[whispers]
Sandy: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.
Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. Take bite.

-Patrick & Sandy from SpongeBob SqaurePants

Mr.Krabs: I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr.Krabs: Well...yes you're...you're beautiful.
[Mailman passing by stares at Mr.Krabs in disgust] -Spongebob SquarePants

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind mind are an enigma [Thought bubble shows above Patrick's head showing a carton of milk tipping over and spilling.] -Spongebob Sqaurepants

Spongebob: Are you Squidward?
Squid #1: No.
Spongebob: Are you squidward?
Squid #2: No.
Patrick: [To a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward?
[Silence]
Patrick: It's okay. Take your time. -Spongebob Squarepants

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live." -Alydon, The Daleks, Doctor Who

Barbara: Perhaps it's frozen.
The Doctor: No, impossible...not in this temperature. Besides, it's too warm." -The Keys Of Marinus, Doctor Who

"What do you think of that, now, eh? A Viking helmet."

"Maybe."

"What do you mean, 'maybe'? What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow?"

The Doctor and Steven, in "The Time Meddler" [Doctor Who]

"Look at him! He's got 'archaeologist' written all over him!"

"Really? Does it show?"

Viner and the Doctor, in "Tomb of the Cybermen" [Doctor Who]

"Yes, yes, I can see that, but how did you know in the first place?"

"Oh, I use my own special technique."

"Oh, really, Doctor? And may we know what that is?"

"Keeping my eyes open and my mouth shut."

Klieg and The Doctor, in "Tomb of the Cybermen" [Doctor Who]

"He's fortunate. I spared him."

"You mean you missed him."

Klieg and Jamie, in "Tomb of the Cybermen" [Doctor Who]

The Doctor: Of course you're not scared. Box falls out of sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just sitting there. So you know what I think?
Amelia: What?
The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall. [Doctor Who, The Eleventh Hour]

The Doctor: And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare: Who da man?! Okay, that's... I'm never saying that again. Fine. [Doctor Who, The Eleventh Hour]

The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box! [Doctor Who, The Eleventh Hour]

Amy: So is this how it works, Doctor? You never interfere in the affairs of other peoples or planets... unless there's children crying?
The Doctor: Yes.

River Song: Use the stabilizers!The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers!River Song: The blue switches!The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilizers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilizes] See?The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometery, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the TARDIS chimes] parked us right alongside.The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.River Song: What noise?The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise: you leave the brakes on.The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise. [Doctor Who, The Time Of Angels]

The Doctor: Yeah, but we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention?Angel Bob: We have no need for comfy chairs.The Doctor: [amused] I made him say comfy chairs. [Doctor Who, Flesh and Stone]

[The Doctor looks in a mirror]The Doctor: Hello handsome.Calvierri Girls: Who are you?[Looks at the mirror and then the girls]The Doctor: How are you doing that? I am loving it! You're like Houdini, only five slightly scary girls. And he was shorter--will be shorter. I'm rambling.Calvierri Girls: I'll ask you again signore: Who are you?The Doctor: Why don't you check this out? [Shows them a card with a picture of the First Doctor, long pause as the girls look confused, he looks at the card] Library card, of course! Its with-He's-I need a spare. [Beat] Pale, creepy girls who don't like sunlight... and can't be seen... ah, am I thinking what I thinking I'm thinking? But the city, why shut down the city?Calvierri Girls: Leave now signore, or we shall call for the steward. If you're lucky.The girls start to approach the Doctor, he goes to the stairs, then spins around toward them]The Doctor: Tell me the whole plan! [The girls hiss] ...one day that'll work. [Doctor Who, Vampires Of Venice]

Discussing the plan for Amy to infiltrate the Calvierri house]

The Doctor: We'll go together, say that you're my... daughter.Rory: What? Don't listen to him.Amy: Your daughter? You look about nine.The Doctor: Brother, then.Amy: Too weird. Fiancée.Rory: Uh, I'm not having him running around, telling people he's your fiancée.Amy: No. No, you're right.Rory: Thank you.Amy: I mean, they've already seen the Doctor. You should do it.Rory: [scoffs, weakly and nervously] Me?Amy: Yeah. You can be my brother. [she tousles Rory's hair]Rory: Why is he being your brother weird, but with me, it's okay?Guido: [pointing at the Doctor] Actually, I thought you were her fiancée.The Doctor: Yeah, that's not helping.

The Beast: I AM THE RAGE, AND THE BILE, AND THE FEROCITY! I AM THE PRINCE, AND THE FOOL, AND THE AGONY! I AM THE SIN, AND THE FEAR, AND THE DARKNESS! I SHALL NEVER DIE! THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER: IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF MEN, IN THEIR VANITY, OBSESSION AND LUST! NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME! NOTHING!