Hi there, everyone! My name is *insert guess here*. I've been writing fanfics for quite some time now, and I think I've gotten rather good. But that's up to you, my fans and potential fans, to decide. In either case, the following is a /LENGTH/ autobiography of myself.

Gender: Dude

Birthday: Month Date, Year

Ideal Fanfiction: My Little Pony

Age: 18

Appearance: Dark-brown hair, hazel eyes

Hand Preference: I'm right-handed

I might as well get this out of the way. I'm a long-term mental patient, and several of these fics are written in a white room in my 'spare time.' I have something called Asperger's Syndrome, and it causes me to hallucinate for some odd reason. I have a certain freedom in it, though. I can make myself hallucinate as easily as someone would make up an imaginary friend. If you wish to speak with a character I'm familiar with, feel free to PM me.

I am also what people call a "furry." I sometimes get offended by it, sometimes I don't. It just depends on my mood. Strangely enough, I feel more strongly for cartoon characters than I do for human women. Who would've thought?

OCs

Grace: A Gardevoir who can be very moody. Main character of Paradigm Shift.

Hallie: A *SPOILER* She is overly enthusiastic and gushes about people being in love.

Scatter Brain: A white-coated, blue-haired unicorn stallion with a light blue question mark for a cutie mark. One of Equestria's finest psychiatrists, he is known throughout Canterlot for his skill and throughout Ponyville for his inordinate affection for a certain psychotic pink pony.

If you wish to use me, my OCs, or reference my stories, just give me a heads up first. I probably won't say no!

I hope you guys enjoy my stories (although most people won't), and good luck with your own!