fish stix satayhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl. Hey! place a search in for "Pink Flamingo Girl" and you might find something you like... (see note below for a MAJOR hint) Have Fun! before anyone asks, do you think i'm that dumb? I DID NOT REMOVE 'PLACE WHITTY TITLE HERE'. I liked that story, and it was getting heaps of reviews that made me laugh. I would like an e-mail from the insufferable bastard that decided to say it should be removed. that way i can send ALL my mushroom armies agianst you. stupid arse-headed-shit-faced-crap-hole Read my stories and tell me what you think of them. If I dont like what you say, then I'll send an army of my evil computer generated mushrooms out to eat your nasty fingers for typing nasty reviews. l_l That is Squinty, my warning mushroom. He doesnt seem very threatening because he was one of the first onesI made, and isn't quite perfect yet. the others arent so lopsided though! Do you know whats funny? Llamas wearing skirts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I like Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, Artemis Fowl, Eragon, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Love Actually and stuff like that. My stories are crap, so please dont remind me. If ANY of my friends place my name on a review,I shall personally see that the rest of your life is made a Living Hell yours, Fish Stix Satay. heres afewrandom wee quotes: OPAL: '"My truffles?" gasped Opal."You took them. That's just mean."' ARTEMIS: '"What's the point in a hood that is not waterproof? And all these logos? I feel like a walking advertisement. And these jeans do not fit properly. They are sagging down to my knees."' |
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In Death, There Is Truth by Magi Silverwolf reviews
His purpose was complete. Voldemort was dead. Now it was time to move on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Ancient Mystery by Ma petit reviews
During Kel's probation, a new girl joins, there is some dark mystery surrounding her. What is she? Chapter 7 is finally up. Read and Review. and if you have any ideas, they are more than welcome. BETA NEEDED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2005
Fait Accompli by All-knowing Alien reviews
Fait Accompli means something that has been done and cannot be changed. Seemed fitting for this fic. A HPDM tale. Currently writing new chapters. Updates will be slow in the coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Taco of DOOM by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
I'm not quite sure what the title has to do with the story at all, but there you have it. Follow the adventures of Harry as he transforms from the loveable selfsacrificing bluegreen eyed boy we all know to the sultry, moody, EMO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Fourth Potter by Sima reviews
LILY! GET HARRY AND GO! James Potter skidded along the hallway, trying to distract Voldemort so his wife and son could get out all right. A small figure slowly and clumsily walked out of a room and into the hallway. She held her stuffed dragon in her arms
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/18/2005
Harry Potter discovers Fan Fiction by racle reviews
The summer after Harry's 7th year, he and his friends find out that Muggle author J.K. Rowling is publishing amazingly accurate books about them. There's more to it than they realize, though. Non-DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Emo Saga by Ashily reviews
Harry's just an emo kid trying to get by while the whole world's out to get him. Then in comes the MySpace whores, Draco in drag, xStraightxEdgex, plot holes, bleeding hearts and... Hawthorne Heights?[Parody!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Tech Nerd and Recon Jock by Semine Midnight reviews
HollyFoaly vignettes I cooked up, since there is so little of this pairing. Read and review, but most of all, enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Foaly, Holly S.
I have a WHAT? by I was Born on a Pirate Ship reviews
After an unexpected and life threatening accident Artemis' parents decide to tell him something that they probably should have told him 14 years ago. The rating is just because I'm probably going to swear a bit ok? PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Friends and New by theQuibbleringQuibblerer reviews
Hornet, now known as Catarina is researching a case at an old movie theater. A movie theater she holds very close to her heart. But when she arrives she meets someone she has not seen for a very long time. HornetxScipio
Thief Lord - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005
Odi et Amo by All-knowing Alien reviews
Odi at Amo Latin for I love and I hate. This writer's first shot at angst. SiriusRemus slash...I really need to branch out. Review! Edit: Old fic. May be removed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Is this How I really See Him? by Sima reviews
okay... this is a break from my other story... collection of poetry and other things that my little twisted heart desires, from two people's point of veiw. be warned... Implied Slash of the HD kind .please be kind when brandishing pitchforks and other imp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Artemis Fowl: People Stuck In A Box by Ph33r the island ona reviews
What might happen if you put some of the Artemis Fowl characters in a box, and wait for them to explode. My first fanfic. Totally pointless organized randomness. You have been warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005
The Healer and The Seer by Catwytch reviews
This is a fic about Henry and Celia, they are twins and share the same dream. They hope to start training as pages in order to become knights, but will Lord Wyldon allow this to happen. Another female is not what he had hoped for. Based on PotS
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Tortall
Trouble at the LEP Academy by Trouble Kelp reviews
Trouble Kelp and Holly Short have been paired together at the LEP academy. They must overcome a series of obstacles to pass the year. A secret Holly's mother took to the grave is revealed and Holly meets her twin sister, a fashion designer.[Holly Trouble]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Potions Storeroom Madness by Death's Final Rose reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck in a Potions Storeroom. What to do? NO SLASH people, NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,254 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
to see the Future by moreawesomethenu reviews
KN or KD haven't decided yet two new characters Kit and Kat Neal's twin sisters there will eventually be a plot as soon as my friends in my head stop arguuing...promise!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
A Muggle Thing by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
My version of Harry and Draco shopping together. Draco hates Muggle things, Harry hates headaches. Too bad they both end up with the things they hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Nickel by Semine Midnight reviews
Named because my best friend wouldn't stop saying it. The title has no meaning. This is a HollyFoaly. If you don't like it, don't read it. It is meant to inspire others please?. Grub finds something out, and gets help. Read and review! FINI!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Foaly, Holly S.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Rain Embrace by moxearlee reviews
I can't really explain it...Artemis takes a walk in the rain thinking about his past when he sees a girl without her umbrella and decides to take a chance. no romance involved. One shot. My summaries really, really suck don't they?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait by Ma petit reviews
This originally belonged to NimirRa. Harry is in his 6th year and he meets a very interesting person. better than the summary. Please read and reviEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P.
Dancing in the Moonlight by forestofdreams reviews
It's the fairy ball and both Holly and Artemis will be there. What will happen between them? Probably a one shot deal, still figuring that one out! Summary Sucks, I know, but please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis's life by Ashfowl reviews
A collection of storys about Artemis's life.And about how Butler has a hard time protecting him.(Updated).
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
The Song of Artemis Fowl by the Unrequited Lover reviews
The first Artemis Fowl book, summarized in a poem er a series of limericks. Thank God Artemis doesn't read poetry or he'd probably die of embarassment.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Artemis F.
The Weed by Fennui reviews
Draco and Harry do some gardening. Flashfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frigid by Blue Yeti reviews
YEEEUUUUCCHHHH! BFW's reincarnated in Blue Yeti. I never want to see it again! I'm scarred for life. The Toaster. Alas, I join Toasty in chasteless Hell... Tyranny. Now you've heard the critics, judge this HollyArty with a difference for yourself.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Lesson on Female Association by Cyberspace reviews
Never try to teach Arty anything. Unfortunately, some people didn't listen to this piece of advice. Pointless one shot where Artemis learns or tries to learn a little lesson on how to talk to girls. Will anyone survive?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Stuck in a Closet with Sirius Black by YamiClara reviews
As the title says, stuck in a closet with Sirius Black... Only a one shot, so it's complete. REVAMPED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Squire Keladry Mother? by Lady Daffodil of Queenscove reviews
CH 28! I updated. YaY! for me! R&R. No good comes from little white lies. Kel has a lot on her plate right now, being a pregant squire for one thing, not telling anyone, and Neal's flirting. Then there's the problem of her knees going weak whenever a cert
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,756 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/15/2002
The Thing About Hermione by Noelle Andrews reviews
Title will change when I think of a better one. Might become PG-13 in the future, but Def. Ch. doesn't have anything in it. Summary's inside. RR & I'll return the favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004
Nevertheless: Come Again? by Emerald Sky reviews
This is probably going to be the funniest stupid thing you've ever read. It returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Death and the Black Dog by Isabella Raven reviews
So make a deal with Death, Sirius Black.' What deal has Death offered Sirius? What is it she wants that she's willing to make a deal with our favorite animagus? And what does a first-year Slytherin and his cat have to do with all this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Dear Santa by PinkChubbyMonkey reviews
Letters to Santa from the characters as kids
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
Where Are Your Shoes by Emerald Sky reviews
This is rather pointless. Minor minor Snapeluna crap lol. Don't ask. I'm very bored right now . SO READ IT'S SHORT. AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Severus S., Luna L.
Nut Doesn't Fall Too Far by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It all started with the fight. Stupid fight. Stupid Potter. And then she had to pipe up. Stupid angst." HermioneDraco joint fic done with Winter. :D (Yeah, we suck at the whole summary thing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Strictly Ballroom by slime frog reviews
Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
The Super Troopers take Hogwarts! by Nimloth-n-Andunie reviews
Two psycotic, idiotic, all out weird girls end up in Hogwarts, and bizzarre events follow. Better than it sounds, PLEASE R&R!!! Not a true Mary-Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
iT's NoT oVeR by I Fart In Ur GenEral DirEctioN reviews
Harry once again defeated Voldemort pulling Voldemort's soul in2 his wand like all those b4. But Harry discovers new things about his friends & foes alike."I will return" Voldemort's last words.Harry doesn't realize he and his world in2 another dark era?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Forrest Snape reviews
first time fanfic. all about a character called forrest snape, come from my head. please read and review. chapter 5 up! any ideas are welcoome as i need them desperately
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Stuck In The Closet reviews
Holly and Artemis are stuck in a janitors closet. previously known as Place Whitty Title Here, has been modified to suit websites restrictions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2005